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Friday, March 30, 2007

the Power of Art

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The power of art. What does it make you think? What does it make you feel? What does it make you want to do?

















St. Lucy painted by Francesco del Cossa C. 1477
























The ARchduke Leopold-Wilhelm's Studio
by David Teniers, the Younger (16-10-1690)










the Naked Maja
Francicso Jose de Goya y Lucientes (1746-1828)
























Orpheus by Gustave Moreau (1826-1898)




















Rolla by Henri Gervex (1852-1929)
















A Woman Sweing in an Interior
Vihelm Hamershoi (1864-1916)




















I Am Half Sick of Shadows Said the Lady of Shalott
John William Waterhouse (1849-1917)





Sleep
Salvador Dali (1904-1989)










In The News:
L.A. police to get new flashlights.This is breaking news folks.

Chocolate Jesus show canceled People are just way too sensitive.

Great Pyramid was built inside out, Frenchman says Oh, the Frenchman said it.....

Ricky Martin defends gay musicians. That makes perfect sense to me being that he's.....well, you know.


Today in History:
240 BC - 1st recorded perihelion passage of Halley's Comet.
1842 - Anesthesia is used for the first time in an operation by Dr. Crawford Long.
1858 - Hymen Lipman patents a pencil with an attached eraser.
1870 - Mississippi is readmitted to the Union following Reconstruction.
1909 - The Queensboro Bridge opens, linking Manhattan & Queens.
1939 - The Heinkel He 100 fighter sets the world airspeed record of 463 mph.
1964 - Merv Griffin's game show Jeopardy! makes its debut on television. Art Fleming hosts the first version, on NBC.
1981 - President Ronald Reagan is shot in the chest outside a Washington, D.C., hotel by John Hinckley, Jr. Hey John.... Jodie Foster still won't go out with you!!! Dumbass.


Happy Birthday:
1853 - Vincent van Gogh, Dutch painter (d. 1890)
1914 - Sonny Boy Williamson I, American musician (d. 1948)
1937 - Warren Beatty, American actor and director
1945 - Eric Clapton, British guitarist/singer
1955 - Randy VanWarmer, American singer, guitarist and songwriter (d. 2004)
1957 - Paul Reiser, American actor
1962 - MC Hammer, American rapper. His real name??? Stanley. That's right StanleyKirk Burrell) No wonder he went by MC Hammer
1964 - Tracy Chapman, American singer
1968 - Celine Dion, Canadian singer
1979 - Norah Jones, American singer and pianist


Deaths on this day:
1986 - James Cagney, American actor (b. 1899)





Thursday, March 29, 2007

Tut Tut....

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Japanese scientists have developed an oral vaccine for Alzheimer's disease that has proven effective and safe in mice.

April fools pranks that worked:
1. In 1957, a BBC television show announced that thanks to a mild winter and the virtual elimination of the spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. Footage of Swiss farmers pulling strands of spaghetti from trees prompted a barrage of calls from people wanting to know how to grow their own spaghetti at home.

2. In 1985, Sports Illustrated magazine published a story that a rookie baseball pitcher who could reportedly throw a ball at 270 kilometers per hour (168 miles per hour) was set to join the New York Mets. Finch was said to have mastered his skill -- pitching significantly faster than anyone else has ever managed -- in a Tibetan monastery. Mets fans' celebrations were short-lived.

3. Sweden in 1962 had only one television channel, which broadcast in black and white. The station's technical expert appeared on the news to announce that thanks to a newly developed technology, viewers could convert their existing sets to receive color pictures by pulling a nylon stocking over the screen. In fact, they had to wait until 1970.

4. In 1996, American fast-food chain Taco Bell announced that it had bought Philadelphia's Liberty Bell, a historic symbol of American independence, from the federal government and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Outraged citizens called to express their anger before Taco Bell revealed the hoax. Then-White House press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale and said the Lincoln Memorial in Washington had also been sold and was to be renamed the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial after the automotive giant.

5. In 1977, British newspaper The Guardian published a seven-page supplement for the 10th anniversary of San Serriffe, a small republic located in the Indian Ocean consisting of several semicolon-shaped islands. A series of articles described the geography and culture of the two main islands, named Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse.

6. In 1992, US National Public Radio announced that Richard Nixon was running for president again. His new campaign slogan was, "I didn't do anything wrong, and I won't do it again." They even had clips of Nixon announcing his candidacy. Listeners flooded the show with calls expressing their outrage. Nixon's voice actually turned out to be that of impersonator Rich Little.

7. In 1998, a newsletter titled New Mexicans for Science and Reason carried an article that the state of Alabama had voted to change the value of pi from 3.14159 to the "Biblical value" of 3.0.

8. Burger King, another American fast-food chain, published a full-page advertisement in USA Today in 1998 announcing the introduction of the "Left-Handed Whopper," specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new burger included the same ingredients as the original, but the condiments were rotated 180 degrees. The chain said it received thousands of requests for the new burger, as well as orders for the original "right-handed" version.

9. Discover Magazine announced in 1995 that a highly respected biologist, Aprile Pazzo (Italian for April Fool), had discovered a new species in Antarctica: the hotheaded naked ice borer. The creatures were described as having bony plates on their heads that became burning hot, allowing the animals to bore through ice at high speed -- a technique they used to hunt penguins.

10. (My favorite) Noted British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on the radio in 1976 that at 9:47 am, a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event, in which Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, would cause a gravitational alignment that would reduce the Earth's gravity. Moore told listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment of the planetary alignment, they would experience a floating sensation. Hundreds of people called in to report feeling the sensation.

11. South Park: April 1st was advertised as being the premiere of the show's second season—and also the resolution of a cliffhanger where Eric Cartman was about to discover the identity of his father. Fans spent weeks speculating on the father's identity, but when they tuned in to watch it they were instead treated to Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus, a half-hour of Terrance and Phillip fart jokes. The true resolution to the cliffhanger aired several weeks later. The show's creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone claim during the DVD introduction to this episode that they received death threats over pulling the prank, although there were not any police reports to prove this.

12. Metric time: Repeated several times in various countries, this hoax involves claiming that the time system will be changed to one in which units of time are based on powers of 10.

13. Smell-o-vision: In 1965, the BBC purported to conduct a trial of a new technology allowing the transmission of odor over the airwaves to all viewers. Many viewers reportedly contacted the BBC to report the trial's success. This hoax was also conducted by the Seven Network in Australia in 2005.

14. Tower of Pisa: The Dutch television news reported once in the 1950s that the Tower of Pisa had fallen. Many shocked people contacted the station.

15. Wrapping Televisions in Foil: In another year, the Dutch television news reported that the government had new technology to detect unlicensed televisions (in many European countries, television license fees fund public broadcasting), but that wrapping a television in aluminium foil could prevent its detection.

16. (My second favorite) Breast Exams by Satellite: In the 1990s, Portuguese national television network RTP announced the Ministry of Health would perform free breast exams by satellite, causing thousands of women to go out topless.

17. Free wine for all:The Norwegian newspaper "Bergens Tidende" announced in 1987 that the state's alcohol monopoly had 10,000 litres of illegally smuggled wine that had been confiscated. The inhabitants of Bergen were invited to the main store in town to receive their share of the goods, rather than to spill good wine down the drain. That morning staff were met by about 200 men & women with bottles, buckets, and other suitable vessels for carrying the prized goods. Legislation in Norway causes alcohol to be relatively expensive and have limited availability

18. Water on Mars: In 2005 a news story was posted on the official NASA website purporting to have pictures of water on Mars. The picture actually was just a picture of a glass of water on a Mars Candy Bar. hehehehehehe

19. Death of a mayor: In 1998, local WAAF shock jocks Opie and Anthony reported that Boston mayor Thomas Menino had been killed in a car accident. Menino happened to be on a flight at the time, lending truth to the prank as he could not be reached. The rumor spread quickly across the city, eventually causing news stations to issue alerts denying the hoax. The pair were fired shortly thereafter, after which they became famous when their show became syndicated.

20. Free concert: Radio station 98.1 KISS in Chattanooga, Tennessee falsely announced in 2003 that rapper Eminem would be doing a free show in a discount store parking lot. Several police were needed to deal with traffic gridlock and enraged listeners who threatened to harm the DJs responsible. Both DJs were later jailed for creating a public nuisance. Also, radio station WAAF 107.3 in Boston announced that Pearl Jam was having a free concert in a fictional city in New Hampshire. A gas station in New Hampshire reported that several streams of car drivers stopped in asking for directions to the fictional town.

21. New format: in 1998, radio station KITS in San Francisco played gay-themed songs and changed its call letters to "KGAY" for an hour.

22. New format: in 2006, radio station KOSY in Salt Lake City, Utah, switched to a new format of year-round Christmas music.

23. New format: On March 29th, 2006 95.5 WBRU, an alternative rock station in Providence, RI announced that they were being bought out, and would cease operations by 5 p.m. on Friday, March 31st. Soon after WBRU went off the air, Buddy FM, a parody of the Jack FM radio format, began broadcasting random pop and techno music along with occasional pre-recorded station bumps until a mock takeover was staged by WBRU DJs at 12:16 p.m. on April 1st. The prank continued in some form until roughly 4:09:37 p.m., April 1st.

24. Shuttle landing: In 1993, a San Diego radio station fooled many listeners into believing that the space shuttle had been diverted from Edwards Air Force Base and was about to make an emergency landing at a small local airport.

25. Change of drinking age: On the Gold Coast, Australia's biggest tourist destination (particularly amongst schoolies), radio station Sea FM announced the drinking age would be changed from 18 to 21. This left a huge number of under-21s angry and frustrated, and incited protests. It was later announced at the Sea FM dance party that it was a hoax.

26. Second Audio Program (SAP): In 2005, Micky Dolenz told listeners WCBS-FM was broadcasting in foreign languages, and they could make use of the SAP Language control. Callers to the radio station were told that if you didn't have an SAP button, then twist the antenna a bit.

27. Theft of a Locomotive: In 2006, a Cheyenne radio station reported to listeners that during the previous night, a Union Pacific 4-8-8-4 "Big Boy" steam locomotive was stolen from Holliday Park. Although the locomotive weighed more than 1.2 million lbs and had no tracks connecting it to any nearby railroad, thus making its theft near-impossible, several listeners fell for the joke and went to investigate. The road that overlooks the park was jammed for hours as people realized that it was a hoax, and the locomotive was still on display in the park.

28. "The Great Iceberg" On April 1, 1978 a barge appeared in Sydney Harbor towing a giant iceberg. Sydneysiders were expecting it. Dick Smith, a local adventurer and millionaire businessman (owner of Dick Smith's Foods), had been loudly promoting his scheme to tow an iceberg from Antarctica for quite some time. Now he had apparently succeeded. He said that he was going to carve the berg into small ice cubes, which he would sell to the public for ten cents each. These well-traveled cubes, fresh from the pure waters of Antarctica, were promised to improve the flavor of any drink they cooled. Slowly the iceberg made its way into the harbor. Local radio stations provided excited blow-by-blow coverage of the scene. Only when the berg was well into the harbor was its secret revealed. It started to rain, and the firefighting foam and shaving cream that the berg was really made of washed away, uncovering the white plastic sheets beneath.

29. In April 2006, the "Best Damn Sports Show Period" staged a fight between Tom Arnold and Michael Strahan. On Friday March 31st the show went off the air as Tom Arnold was wrestling NY Giant's defensive end Michael Strahan to the ground over comments Tom made in a tell-all book. Strahan pretended to be very hurt by screaming and clutching his shoulder as the cameras cut to black. It fooled cast members Rodney Peete and Rob Dibble enough to have them interject in the fight. Rodney Peete went so far as to give Tom rabbit punches while he broke up what he thought was a real fight. It also worked enough to fool the popular internet site "deadspin.com" into reporting it as a real event.

30. In 2005, TV 3 Estonia broadcasted a news story, where station claimed that thanks to a new technology, they know exactly how much are they being viewed at the moment. They also asked viewers to put a coin against TV screen if they liked the running broadcast. hehehehehe

31. 1997, Cartoon Network ran the 1944 Screwy Squirrel cartoon Happy-Go-Nutty repeatedly from 6 AM to 6 PM, suggesting that the cartoon character had taken over the network.

32. In 1989, Seattle area TV program Almost Live! set up a phony broadcast room and dressed up actors as TV anchors to pull an April Fools' joke explaining that the Space Needle had collapsed in a windstorm.

33. In 2005, the Maryville Daily Forum newspaper in Maryville, Mo., published an entirely fake front page on April 1. Stories detailed a plan to drain a local lake to find the city manager's lucky golf ball; the city's efforts to annex the entire town from Missouri into Iowa; and the arrest of the newspaper's publisher for smoking a cigar in a restaurant (only a few months after a city-wide no-smoking ban was put into effect). Page 2 of that day's newspaper proclaimed "APRIL FOOLS!" across the top of the page, followed by that day's real news stories. The newspaper received hundreds of phone calls that day from readers who thought the stories were real, and Maryville City Hall also received dozens of phone calls from citizens outraged that the city would drain a lake or annex into Iowa.

34. In 2005, a BBC News lookalike website ran a story outlining a recent Zombie outbreak in Cambodia.

35. As part of an April Fools' joke on April 1, 1997, Alex Trebek and Pat Sajak switched hosting duties. Pat hosted Jeopardy! that day and Alex hosted Wheel of Fortune where Sajak and Vanna White played as contestants. Jeopardy! announcer Johnny Gilbert did double duties that day.

36. On Paris radio one time, they announced that all of Europe would drive on the left from April 1. This caused absolute pandemonium because those who heard the broadcast drove on the left and those who didn't stayed on the right.

37.
Albert Einstein's chauffeur once convinced him to let him give one of his lectures on the theory of relativity. He gave it word perfectly, but was almost caught out afterwards when one of the professors asked him a very complicated mathematical problem. Thinking quickly, the chauffeur said, 'The answer to your question is quite simple. In fact it is so easy I'm going to ask my chauffeur to come and answer it for you.'

38. and finally....

King Philipp the Gracious and His Jester

King Philipp the Gracious, in the year 1466, made a bet with his court jester: the jester would earn a bag full of gold if he managed to fool the King on 1 April. Otherwise he would lose his head.

Philipp, clever as he was, met with his jester the day before 1 April and got him drunk. When the jester came back to his senses, he found himself sentenced to death, already on the scaffold, with the executioner's sword already raised.

What the jester didn't know was that the whole thing was an April Fool's trick played on him, the sword wasn't a sharp one and there was a hog's bladder attached to his neck, filled with blood. The sword was swung, blood poured all over the place. However, the jester didn't move an inch. King Philipp, surprised and distraught, and convinced that his ruse had horribly back-fired and that Jester was actually maimed, went to over to recover the jester's remains, whereupon the jester suddenly lifted up his head and requested his bag of gold!


Today in History:
1871 - The Royal Albert Hall is opened by Queen Victoria.
1882 - The Knights of Columbus are established.
1936 - In Germany, dictator Hitler receives 99% of the votes in a referendum to ratify Germany's illegal reoccupation of the Rhineland, receiving 44.5 million votes out of 45.5 million registered voters. In 1933 all political parties and political liberty had been abolished.
1945 - World War II: Last day of V-1 flying bomb attacks on England.
1951 - Ethel and Julius Rosenberg are convicted of conspiracy to commit espionage.
1971 - A Los Angeles, California jury recommends the death penalty for Charles Manson and three female followers.
1984 - In the middle of the night, the Baltimore Colts NFL team pack their belongings and move all operations to Indianapolis, Indiana


Happy Birthday:
1918 - Sam Walton, American businessman (d. 1992)
1957 - Christopher Lambert, French actor
1967 -
John Popper, American musician (Blues Traveler)

Deaths on this day:

<>2005 - Johnnie Cochran, American lawyer (b. 1937)

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Don't Make Me Take 'em From Ya,....Cause I Will

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New Hampshire property owners are outraged at government efforts to tax them for their views of neighboring land. How crazy is that? Someone, in this case it's the Government, is always standing there holding their hand out wanting money for nothing.

Bizarre hexagon shape weather pattern is spotted on Saturn. That's right!!! My blog is out of this world.

Astronaut stuck in space for now. See what I mean?

Flaming space junk from a Russian satellite narrowly missed hitting a Chilean airliner over the Pacific Ocean. Flaming space junk? Is that a gay crackheads privates?

World's tallest man marries. Welcome to the Freak Show. Step right in.

Criminals in Texas beware: if you threaten someone in their car or office, the citizens of this state where guns are ubiquitous have the right to shoot you dead. Governor Rick Perry's office said on Tuesday that he had signed a new law that expands Texans' existing right to use deadly force to defend themselves "without retreat" in their homes, cars, and workplaces. Take that gun haters.

Energy Department fined $1 million. Great. How much will this cost me? People don't realize that when they fine something like this be it the Energy Department, Insurance companies, and so on,.... I have to pay, you have to pay, we all have to pay. Do you think the owners of the company are gonna lose out? NO WAY IN HELL!!!!

Circumcision is recommended to fight HIV. Should I have this done?????......again????

Jessica Simpson gives van to orphanage. Last fall, Simpson won a Chrysler Crossfire sports car at the MTV awards, but exchanged the $50,000 luxury car for a minivan so she could help the orphanage, Carmona said. I worked as a featured extra on her movie "Blonde Ambition" along with some of my friends. Some people said she was a total biotch. I worked for 3 days very closely with her and thought she was just as nice as any other star I've me. Luke Wilson is probably the nicest I've worked for. Very classy guy.

Just for your information... Is it hard to fall off a cruise ship? "It is so hard to fall overboard that when someone does go over the side, it's either because, sadly, it's a suicide attempt or it's because they're being incredibly foolish," said Carolyn Spencer Brown, editor of the Web site CruiseCritic.com.

and.....Man who fell from ship continues cruise. "Fight the good fight brother!!!" This is todays trivia question. Who says that line?

Web suicide site murders lead to death sentence. If someone doesn't want to live anymore, how do you stop something like this from happening? The easy answer that I've heard over and over is to get them help. What an easy way to answer this question without answering at all. What kind of help? How do you help someone who doesn't want help? One could say tell them about God. Well, that's all fine and dandy. My friends believe in God and Jesus and all that. It's not a religious problem and doesn't require a religious answer. My point is don't give me that other easy answer that doesn't answer the question. Do you remember the tv show MASH? What was the name of the theme song? That is todays trivia question no. 2.

LONDON (Reuters) - A man who filmed himself skiing down the longest escalator on London's underground rail network was branded "dangerous, stupid and irresponsible" Wednesday. The man hurtled down nearly 200 feet at Angel tube station with a camera strapped to his head and posted the video on the YouTube Web site. You're just jealous that you didn't do it first. I know I am.

Police who have raided vice-ridden Mexico City neighborhoods in a push against drug violence hope to take guns off the streets by offering to swap them for computers and video-game consoles. A handgun will get you an Xbox. A larger gun like a machine gun will get you a computer. Damn, why didn't the U.S. think of this? We probably have some crackheaded law against this. Another reason why this wouldn't work is that no corporate asshole would get to fill his deep greedy pockets.

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - City leaders approved a ban on plastic grocery bags after weeks of lobbying on both sides from environmentalists and a supermarket trade group. If Mayor Gavin Newsom signs the ban as expected, San Francisco would be the first U.S. city to adopt such a rule.

Today in History
193 - Roman Emperor Pertinax is assassinated by Praetorian Guards, who then sell the throne in an auction to Didius Julianus.

364 - Roman Emperor Valentinian I appoints his brother Flavius Valens co-emperor.

845 - Paris is sacked by Viking raiders, probably under Ragnar Lodbrok, who collects a huge ransom in exchange for leaving.

1776 - Juan Bautista de Anza finds the site for the Presidio of San Francisco.

1802 - Heinrich Wilhelm Matthäus Olbers discovers 2 Pallas, the second asteroid known to man.

1834 - The United States Senate censures President Andrew Jackson for his actions in defunding the Second Bank of the United States.

1854 - Crimean War: France declares war on Russia.

1910 - Henri Fabre becomes the first person to fly a seaplane after taking off from a water runway near Martigues, France.

1930 - Constantinople and Angora change their names to Istanbul and Ankara.

1964 - Good Friday Earthquake devastates Southern Alaska, parts of Canada, and the Western US.

1979 - In Pennsylvania, a pump in the reactor cooling system fails in the Three Mile Island accident, resulting in the evaporation of some contaminated water causing a nuclear meltdown.

1979 - British Prime Minister James Callaghan, is defeated by one vote in a Motion of No Confidence. This results in Parliament being dissolved in order to make way for a forthcoming General Election.

2000 - A Murray County, Georgia, school bus gets hit by a CSX freight train (3 children die from this accident).

2003 - In a "friendly fire" incident, two A-10 Thunderbolt II attack aircraft from the United States Idaho Air National Guard's 190th Fighter Squadron attacked British tanks participating in the 2003 invasion of Iraq, killing British soldier Matty Hull.


Happy Birthday:
1496 - Mary Tudor, queen consort of Louis XII of France (d. 1533)
1941 - Alf Clausen, orchestra conductor (The Simpsons) He's important!!!!
1948 - John Evan, British musician (Jethro Tull)
1948 - Milan Williams, American musician The Commodores (d. 2006)
1955 - Reba McEntire, American singer and actress
1968 - Jon Lee, British drummer (d. 2002)
1970 - Vince Vaughn, American actor
1977 - Devon, American porn actress


Deaths on this day:
1866 - Solomon Foot, American politician (b. 1802) His last name was foot. I bet his nickname was stinky as a child.
1910 - David Josiah Brewer, U.S. Supreme Court Justice (b. 1837) A relative of mine? Possibly.
1941 - Virginia Woolf, English feminist writer (b. 1882) I don't believe in feminists.
1969 - Dwight D. Eisenhower, 34th President of the United States (b. 1890)





Monday, March 26, 2007

Daydreaming Again???

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Elton John celebrates his 60th birthday and 60th Madison Square Garden performance in New York March 25, 2007. (Eric Thayer/Reuters)
Elton John celebrates 60th birthday in concert

Former Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith died of an accidental overdose of a sleeping medication and at least eight other prescription drugs.

A woman with three crocodiles strapped to her waist was stopped at the Gaza-Egypt border crossing after guards noticed that she looked "strangely fat.


Today in History:
1199 - Richard the Lionheart is fatally wounded by a crossbow bolt during a siege in France, he dies eleven days later. The marksman, a french noble named Pierre Basile, is executed.

1934 - Driving test introduced in the United Kingdom.

1942 - World War II: In Poland, Auschwitz receives its first female prisoners.

1945 - World War II: the third and final Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima.

1953 - Jonas Salk announces his polio vaccine.

1976 - Queen Elizabeth II sent out the first royal email, from the Royal Signals and Radar Establishment.

1982 - A groundbreaking ceremony for the Vietnam Veterans Memorial is held in Washington, DC.

1997 - Thirty-nine bodies found in the Heaven's Gate cult suicides.

1998 - Oued Bouaicha massacre in Algeria; 52 people killed with axes and knives, 32 of them babies under the age of 2.

1999 - The "Melissa worm" infects e-mail systems around the world.

2000 - Presidential elections are held in Russia, and Vladimir Putin is elected President.

2006 - In Scotland the prohibition of smoking in all substantially enclosed public places comes into force.


Happy Birthday:
1931 - Leonard Nimoy, American actor and director
1940 - James Caan, American actor
1944 - Diana Ross, American singer (Supremes)
1948 - Richard Tandy, British keyboardist (Electric Light Orchestra)
1948 - Steven Tyler, American singer (Aerosmith)
1949 - Vicki Lawrence, American actress and singer
1950 - Teddy Pendergrass, American singer
1950 - Martin Short, Canadian comedian
1968 - Kenny Chesney, American singer
1968 - James Iha, American musician (The Smashing Pumpkins and A Perfect Circle)

Deaths on this Day:
1649John Winthrop, second governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony
1827 - Ludwig van Beethoven, German composer (b. 1770)
1892 - Walt Whitman, American poet (b. 1819)
1995 - Eazy-E, American rapper (b. 1963)
2002 - Randy Castillo, American drummer (Ozzy Osbourne, Mötley Crüe) (b. 1950)




Friday, March 23, 2007

It's Friday, blahahahahahahaha

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IN THE NEWS:
France became the first country to open its files on UFOs Thursday when the national space agency unveiled a website documenting more than 1,600 sightings spanning five decades.

Houdini poisoned? Kin wants exhumation.

New "landmark" research finds that alcohol and tobacco are more dangerous than some illegal drugs like marijuana or Ecstasy and should be classified as such in legal systems, according to a new British study. They're calling this new research? Look at the simple statistics.

New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear. I hope it was all used underwear. That would be hilarious.

Representatives of Marlon Brando's estate are suing two furniture companies and a retailer over the sale of a home theater chair called "The Brando." C'mon. Some people are so money hungry. I'm sure Marlon Brando's estate has enough money, why not let someone call a chair the Brando. Is Marlon the only Brando left in the world? I doubt it.

A new biography of Ingrid Bergman casts fresh light on the making of the 1942 classic "Casablanca," in which none of its three stars wanted to appear. They never suspected that their roles would become the best-remembered of their careers. Great movie. And Bogart never said "Play it again Sam" in that movie.

The Who resumed its North American tour after lead singer Roger Daltrey returned from a near-weeklong bout with bronchitis. The Who Rock!!!!

Arkansas students' balloon lands in N.C. I'm surprised he didn't get charged with littering.

A hundred residents of a Russian village have refused to switch to new passports because they believe the documents' bar codes contain satanic symbols, state television reported Wednesday.

A hapless German thief snapped his credit card in two while prying open a lock, inadvertently leaving behind his name and account details for police. I would've just said that I was trying to swipe my card and it broke. Seriously, I thought the lock was an atm. Then you have to act dumb and be wide eyed.

South African police said Thursday they had impounded 11 old cars after receiving complaints that giant rats nesting in the vehicles were attacking pedestrians.

A Japanese man angry that a new apartment building put his house in the shade was arrested after shooting about a dozen bullets at it with a competition rifle. I didn't know they could own guns. I shoot biwding out of ray. Get out of here biwding.

Four Albanian teachers have been censured for drunken and lewd behaviour in a remote village school after they had sexual intercourse behind a classroom blackboard. Four of them? Freaky teachers rule.....

A religious order in Spain has banned two women from carrying shrines during Easter week to prevent any "uncomfortable" brush with the opposite sex under cover of the massive floats. Oh please. Get a life!!!

A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn. This is why prostitution should be legal. Yes children, I said a Dead Deer. That's one sick nut. hhhahahahaha nut.

A Rhode Island woman who routinely had sex with her boyfriend in front of her 9-year-old daughter to teach her about sex was sentenced to three years' probation, authorities said Tuesday. She should get together with dead deer lover and see what kind of freakiness would go on then.

A man who knocked down an 82-year-old woman and tried to snatch her purse, ran away with nothing after she refused to give it up. She is my HERO OF THE DAY!!!!! You rock Grandma!!!

Mel Gibson says 'Lady, F**k off!' after harsh questioning about Apocolypto. Awww, this movie hurt her feelings. Isn't this freedom of expression, the movie and what he told her? He also told her to go make your own movie. You rock Mel.

Man commits suicide on live webcam... That just saves more oxygen for the rest of us.


TODAY IN HISTORY:
752 - Stephen is elected Pope. He died three days later, before being ordained bishop, and is not considered a legitimate pope. Pope? Nope!

1775 - American Revolutionary War: Patrick Henry delivers his famous speech -"give me liberty or give me death" at St. John's Church in Richmond, Virginia. Say that nowadays and you'll probably get shot on the spot.

1801 - Tsar Paul I of Russia is struck with a sword, then strangled, and finally trampled to death in his bedroom at St. Michael's Castle. You'd think after the stabbing and strangulation that maybe he just isn't supposed to die today.

1806 - After traveling through the Louisiana Purchase and reaching the Pacific Ocean, explorers Lewis and Clark and their "Corps of Discovery" begin their arduous journey home.

1839 - First recorded use of "OK" as an abbreviation for "oll korrect" in the Boston Morning Post.

1857 - Elisha Otis's first elevator is installed at 488 Broadway New York City.

1889 - Land run: President Benjamin Harrison opens Oklahoma to white settlement starting on April 22.

1889 - The free Woolwich Ferry officially opens in east London.

1896 - The Raines Law is passed by the New York State Legislature, restricting Sunday sale of alcohol to hotels. What happened to the whole separation of church and state.

1903 - The Wright Brothers apply for a patent on their invention of one of the first successful airplanes.

1909 - Theodore Roosevelt leaves New York for a post-presidency safari in Africa. The trip is sponsored by the Smithsonian Institution and National Geographic Society.

1919 - In Milan, Italy, Benito Mussolini founds his Fascist political movement.

1931 - Bhagat Singh, Rajguru and Sukhdev embrace the gallows during the Indian struggle for independence. Their request to be shot by a firing squad is refused. Save that bullet soldier! Hangin' is free.

1933 - The Reichstag passes the Enabling act of 1933, making Adolf Hitler dictator of Germany.

1965 - NASA launches Gemini 3, the United States' first two-man space flight (crew: Gus Grissom and John Young).

1994 - At an election rally in Tijuana, Mexican presidential candidate Luis Donaldo Colosio is assassinated by Mario Aburto Martínez.

1994 - Aeroflot Flight 593 crashes in Siberia when the pilot's fifteen-year old son accidentally disengages the autopilot, killing 75. Keep yo hands off!!!

1999 - Gunmen assassinate Paraguay's Vice President Luis María Argaña.

2001 - The Russian Mir space station is disposed of, breaking up in the atmosphere before falling into the southern Pacific Ocean near Fiji.

2007 - Burnley Tunnel catastrophe occurs in Melbourne Australia. Very short history on this one.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY:
1429 - Margaret of Anjou, wife of Henry VI of England (d. 1482)
1887 - Prince Felix Yussupov, Russian assassin of Rasputin (d. 1967)
1905 - Joan Crawford, American actress (d. 1977)
1915 - Vasily Zaitsev, Russian World War II hero (d. 1991)
1921 - Donald Campbell, British car and motorboat racer (d. 1967)
1933 - Philip Zimbardo, American psychologist, known for the Stanford prison experiment
1953 - Chaka Khan, American singer Chaka Khan everybody, everybody Chaka Khan








Monday, March 12, 2007

I Didn't Get That Stiff Drink

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In The News:
Stephen King ventures into comic books. He can now claim a new genre with the recent Marvel Entertainment comics publication "The Dark Tower," based on his books of the same name.

Woman weds corpse... I'm not making this up. I wish I were.

A Finnish member of parliament is aiming for re-election by campaigning with a translation of his Web site into Klingon, used in the TV series "Star Trek."

An online gambling site is taking bets on whether Heather Mills' artificial leg will fall off during her upcoming appearance on "Dancing with the Stars." hahahahahahahahahahhahahahah
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A judge imposed $50,000 cash bond Friday for a man accused of cutting off his electronic monitoring bracelet to ride by limousine to Chicago and be on "The Jerry Springer Show."


TODAY IN HISTORY:
515 BC - Construction is completed on the Second Temple in Jerusalem.

1054 Pope Leo IX escapes captivity & returns to Rome

1587 English parliament leader Peter Wentworth confined in London Tower

1664 - New Jersey becomes a colony of Britain.

1737 Galileo's body moved to Church of Santa Croce in Florence, Italy

1755 1st steam engine in America installed, to pump water from a mine

1773 Jeanne Baptiste Pointe de Sable found settlement now known as Chicago

1789 US Post Office established

1850 1st US $20 gold piece issued

1868 - Henry James O'Farrell attempts to assassinate Prince Alfred, Duke of Edinburgh.

1894 - Coca-Cola is sold in bottles for the first time.

1904 1st main line electric train in UK (Liverpool to Southport)

1912 - The Girl Guides (later renamed the Girl Scouts of the USA) are founded in the U.S..

1912 Captain Albert Berry performs 1st parachute jump from an airplane

1918 - Moscow becomes the capital of Russia again after Saint-Petersburg held this status for 215 years.

1928 - In California, the St. Francis Dam fails, killing 400 people.

1933 - Great Depression: Franklin Delano Roosevelt addresses the nation for the first time as President of the United States. This was also the first of his "Fireside Chats."

1947 - The Truman Doctrine is proclaimed to help stem the spread of Communism.

1951 - The Dennis the Menace comic strip appears in newspapers across the USA for the first time.

1963 Beatles perform as a trio, John Lennon is ill with a cold

1963 Bob Dylan cancels "Ed Sullivan Show" television appearance. Did he go see the trio, or what?

1964 Jimmy Hoffa sentenced to 8 years

1969 Paul McCartney marries Linda Louise Eastman in London

1970 US lowers voting age from 21 to 18

1971 Rolling Stone Mick Jagger marries Bianca Pérez Morena de Macias

1974 Bundy victim Donna Manson disappears, Evergreen SC, Olympia WA

1981 Walter R T Witschey installs world's largest sundial, Richmond VA

1987 - Les Misérables opens on Broadway.

1987 Federal judge dismisses lawsuits sought by Oliver North

1994 - A photo by Marmaduke Wetherell, previously touted as 'proof' of the Loch Ness monster, is confirmed to be a hoax.


Happy Birthday:
1613 - André Le Nôtre, French landscape architect (d. 1700)
1831 - Clement Studebaker, American automobile pioneer (d. 1901)
1940 - Al Jarreau, American singer
1945 - Sammy "The Bull" Gravano, American gangster
1946 - Liza Minnelli, American singer and actress
1948 - James Taylor, American musician
1949 - Rob Cohen, American film director, producer and writer
1953 - Ron Jeremy, American actor
1957 - Marlon Jackson, American singer and musician (The Jackson 5)
1971 - Tony Eveready (Duane Moore), American adult film actor. Booyah!!!

Deaths on this Day:
1909 - Joe Petrosino, NYPD lieutenant (b. 1860). Damn mafia!!
1914 - George Westinghouse, American entrepreneur and engineer (b. 1846)
1955 - Charlie Parker, American jazz saxophonist (b. 1920)
2001 - Morton Downey, Jr., American television talk show host (b. 1933)