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In The News:
One of the world's most prestigious health journals has lashed a fast-growing trend in the United States and Britain for "designer vaginas," the tabloid term for cosmetic surgery to the female genitalia. Excuse me, I'll take two of those please.
Man stays awake for record-breaking 11 days! I need a nap.
NY to get shoe store so big it has own ZIP code What?
Pickpocket steals police chief's wallet I bet his first thought was....Uh Oh!!!
Alleged robber asks teller to call cops Oh yeah, and I just stole this wallet here too.
U.S. Congressman chases down pick-pocket Where were you on that one chief?
A passenger plane was forced to land after flying into a swarm of bees, leaving hundreds of holidaymakers stranded.
An Australian movie fan on his way to pose for a Star Wars 30th anniversary photo shoot (dressed from head to toe as a stormtrooper) was arrested by police after his replica laser pistol was mistaken for a more earthly machine gun. Hehehehe You gotta watch those crazy stormtrooper guys.
Four people who tried to rob a Chinese food delivery driver left him an unusual tip: a cell phone. You might as well call jail and make reservations.
Customs officers at Cairo's airport on Thursday detained a man bound for Saudi Arabia who was trying to smuggle 700 live snakes on a plane. I bet he didn't see the movie.
A motel in northern Mexico is putting steel doors on its rooms to protect guests from kidnappings and shootings. Honey, get out our vacation planner. We gotta stay at this place. It's all safe and stuff.
A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's cafeteria. This salad dressing is awful.....salty, isn't it?
Doors exhibit opens at Rock Hall of Fame They have many doors for your viewing pleasure including french doors, sidlit doors, to screen doors.
The Osmonds will reunite this summer for a TV special celebrating a half-century in the entertainment business. Seven Osmond siblings — Alan, Wayne, Merrill, Jay, Donny, Marie and Jimmy — are scheduled to be onstage Aug. 13-14 at The Orleans Hotel Showroom. Who are the Osmonds? Oh yeah, the Donny and Marie affair. Weren't they brother/sister? Sweet.
Today in History:
0585 -BC- 1st known prediction of a solar eclipse
1420 - Henry the Navigator is appointed governor of the Order of Christ.
1521 - The Diet of Worms ends when Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor, issues the Edict of Worms, declaring Martin Luther an outlaw. They ate worms? Yuck!!!
1787 - In Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, delegates convene a Constitutional Convention to write a new Constitution for the United States. George Washington presides.
1865 - In Mobile, Alabama, 300 are killed when an ordnance depot explodes.
1887 Gas lamp at Paris Opera catches fire; 200 die
1895 - Playwright, poet and novelist Oscar Wilde is convicted of "committing acts of gross indecency with other male persons" and sentenced to serve two years in prison. He realy was Wilde wasn't he.
1922 Babe Ruth suspended 1 day & fined $200 for throwing dirt on an umpire
1925 - Scopes Trial: John T. Scopes is indicted for teaching Darwin's theory of evolution. Oh no!!! You can't teach things like that.
1927 Henry Ford stops producing Model T car (begins Model A)
1928 Amelia Earhart (as a passenger) is 1st woman to fly Atlantic Ocean
1935 - Babe Ruth hits his 714th and last home run at Forbes Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, setting a baseball record that will stand for 39 years. That's because he was the BABE
1937 1st airmail letter to circle the globe returns to New York
1940 - World War II: The Battle of Dunkirk begins.
1948 San Fransisco receives its 1st telecast
1953 - Nuclear testing: At the Nevada Test Site, the United States conducts its first and only nuclear artillery test.
1955 - In the United States, a night time F5 tornado strikes the small city of Udall, Kansas, killing 80 and injuring 273. It was the deadliest tornado to ever occur in the state and the 23rd deadliest in the U.S.
1961 - Apollo program: U.S. president John F. Kennedy announces before a special joint session of Congress his goal to initiate a project to put a "man on the moon" before the end of the decade.
1962 Isley Brothers release "Twist & Shout"
1967 John Lennon takes delivery of his psychedelic painted Rolls Royce
1968 Rolling Stones release "Jumping Jack Flash"
1977 - George Lucas' film Star Wars, is released, and becomes an instant hit. Did you know that George went to every studio and was turned down by all until he got to his last stop?
1977 "Beatles Live! At the Star-Club in Hamburg Germany" released
1979 - American Airlines Flight 191: In Chicago, a DC-10 crashes during takeoff at O'Hare International Airport killing 271 on board and two people on the ground.
1986 - Hands Across America, a benefit event, takes place.
2001 - 32-year-old Erik Weihenmayer, of Boulder, Colorado, becomes the first blind person to reach the summit of Mount Everest. Wait a minute. A blind man has beat me to the top?
2001 - 64-year-old Sherman Bull, of New Canaan, Connecticut, becomes the oldest person to reach the summit of Mount Everest. And...he hangs out with blind people. If you're reading this and you're blind, I didn't mean to offend. Also, if you're reading this and you're blind, please share your gift with the rest of the world. So why do drive up ATM's have instructions in Braille?
2002 - China Airlines Flight 611: A Boeing 747-200 breaks apart in mid-air and plunges into the Taiwan Strait killing 225 people.
2002 - A train crash in Tenga, Mozambique kills 197 people. I heard about a bad train crash once. Yeah, several people turned up pregnant.
2007 - Ostankino Tower in Moscow catches fire for a second time. Did you not read the sign? NO SMOKING!!!
Happy Birthday:
1606 - Charles Garnier, French Jesuit missionary (d. 1649)
1803 - Ralph Waldo Emerson, American essayist and philosopher (d. 1882) Wasn't he the guy that made vcr's cheap enough for everyone own?
1865 - John Mott, American YMCA leader, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize (d. 1955) I thought the Village People wrote that song. Hmmm.
1878 - Bill "Bojangles" Robinson, African American entertainer (d. 1949)
1936 - Tom T. Hall, American singer and songwriter. He wrote hits such as: Harper Valley PTA, "A Week in the Country Jail", "Old Dogs, Children and Watermelon Wine", "I Love", "Country Is", "The Year Clayton Delaney Died", "I Like Beer", "Faster Horses (The Cowboy and the Poet)", and many others.
1944 - Frank Oz, English-born puppeteer and director. His characters have included Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, and Sam the Eagle on The Muppet Show, and Grover, Cookie Monster and Bert on Sesame Street, among many others. How about Yoda anyone? Oz had a great deal of creative input on the character, and was himself responsible for creating the character's trademark style of reversed grammar.
1948 - Klaus Meine, German musician (Scorpions) The Scorpions are German? I had no idea. Do you know the song "Wind of Change"? Very good one. It is the highest ever selling song in Germany.
1969 - Glen Drover, Canadian guitar player (Megadeth)
1970 - Jamie Kennedy, American actor B-Rad G from Maliboo
Deaths on this Day:
1935 - Sir Frank Watson Dyson, English astronomer (b. 1868) My last name is Dison. Somewhere in time some of the Dysons/Disons changed the spelling of the name. I haven't found where yet....but I will. Oh yes, I will.
1965 - Sonny Boy Williamson, American singer, songwriter, and musician (b. 1899)
1996 - Bradley Nowell, American singer and guitarist (Sublime) (b. 1968) That's what heroine will do for ya.
One of the world's most prestigious health journals has lashed a fast-growing trend in the United States and Britain for "designer vaginas," the tabloid term for cosmetic surgery to the female genitalia. Excuse me, I'll take two of those please.
Man stays awake for record-breaking 11 days! I need a nap.
NY to get shoe store so big it has own ZIP code What?
Pickpocket steals police chief's wallet I bet his first thought was....Uh Oh!!!
Alleged robber asks teller to call cops Oh yeah, and I just stole this wallet here too.
U.S. Congressman chases down pick-pocket Where were you on that one chief?
A passenger plane was forced to land after flying into a swarm of bees, leaving hundreds of holidaymakers stranded.
An Australian movie fan on his way to pose for a Star Wars 30th anniversary photo shoot (dressed from head to toe as a stormtrooper) was arrested by police after his replica laser pistol was mistaken for a more earthly machine gun. Hehehehe You gotta watch those crazy stormtrooper guys.
Four people who tried to rob a Chinese food delivery driver left him an unusual tip: a cell phone. You might as well call jail and make reservations.
Customs officers at Cairo's airport on Thursday detained a man bound for Saudi Arabia who was trying to smuggle 700 live snakes on a plane. I bet he didn't see the movie.
A motel in northern Mexico is putting steel doors on its rooms to protect guests from kidnappings and shootings. Honey, get out our vacation planner. We gotta stay at this place. It's all safe and stuff.
A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's cafeteria. This salad dressing is awful.....salty, isn't it?
Doors exhibit opens at Rock Hall of Fame They have many doors for your viewing pleasure including french doors, sidlit doors, to screen doors.
The Osmonds will reunite this summer for a TV special celebrating a half-century in the entertainment business. Seven Osmond siblings — Alan, Wayne, Merrill, Jay, Donny, Marie and Jimmy — are scheduled to be onstage Aug. 13-14 at The Orleans Hotel Showroom. Who are the Osmonds? Oh yeah, the Donny and Marie affair. Weren't they brother/sister? Sweet.
Today in History:
0585 -BC- 1st known prediction of a solar eclipse
1420 - Henry the Navigator is appointed governor of the Order of Christ.
1521 - The Diet of Worms ends when Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor, issues the Edict of Worms, declaring Martin Luther an outlaw. They ate worms? Yuck!!!
1787 - In Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, delegates convene a Constitutional Convention to write a new Constitution for the United States. George Washington presides.
1865 - In Mobile, Alabama, 300 are killed when an ordnance depot explodes.
1887 Gas lamp at Paris Opera catches fire; 200 die
1895 - Playwright, poet and novelist Oscar Wilde is convicted of "committing acts of gross indecency with other male persons" and sentenced to serve two years in prison. He realy was Wilde wasn't he.
1922 Babe Ruth suspended 1 day & fined $200 for throwing dirt on an umpire
1925 - Scopes Trial: John T. Scopes is indicted for teaching Darwin's theory of evolution. Oh no!!! You can't teach things like that.
1927 Henry Ford stops producing Model T car (begins Model A)
1928 Amelia Earhart (as a passenger) is 1st woman to fly Atlantic Ocean
1935 - Babe Ruth hits his 714th and last home run at Forbes Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, setting a baseball record that will stand for 39 years. That's because he was the BABE
1937 1st airmail letter to circle the globe returns to New York
1940 - World War II: The Battle of Dunkirk begins.
1948 San Fransisco receives its 1st telecast
1953 - Nuclear testing: At the Nevada Test Site, the United States conducts its first and only nuclear artillery test.
1955 - In the United States, a night time F5 tornado strikes the small city of Udall, Kansas, killing 80 and injuring 273. It was the deadliest tornado to ever occur in the state and the 23rd deadliest in the U.S.
1961 - Apollo program: U.S. president John F. Kennedy announces before a special joint session of Congress his goal to initiate a project to put a "man on the moon" before the end of the decade.
1962 Isley Brothers release "Twist & Shout"
1967 John Lennon takes delivery of his psychedelic painted Rolls Royce
1968 Rolling Stones release "Jumping Jack Flash"
1977 - George Lucas' film Star Wars, is released, and becomes an instant hit. Did you know that George went to every studio and was turned down by all until he got to his last stop?
1977 "Beatles Live! At the Star-Club in Hamburg Germany" released
1979 - American Airlines Flight 191: In Chicago, a DC-10 crashes during takeoff at O'Hare International Airport killing 271 on board and two people on the ground.
1986 - Hands Across America, a benefit event, takes place.
2001 - 32-year-old Erik Weihenmayer, of Boulder, Colorado, becomes the first blind person to reach the summit of Mount Everest. Wait a minute. A blind man has beat me to the top?
2001 - 64-year-old Sherman Bull, of New Canaan, Connecticut, becomes the oldest person to reach the summit of Mount Everest. And...he hangs out with blind people. If you're reading this and you're blind, I didn't mean to offend. Also, if you're reading this and you're blind, please share your gift with the rest of the world. So why do drive up ATM's have instructions in Braille?
2002 - China Airlines Flight 611: A Boeing 747-200 breaks apart in mid-air and plunges into the Taiwan Strait killing 225 people.
2002 - A train crash in Tenga, Mozambique kills 197 people. I heard about a bad train crash once. Yeah, several people turned up pregnant.
2007 - Ostankino Tower in Moscow catches fire for a second time. Did you not read the sign? NO SMOKING!!!
Happy Birthday:
1606 - Charles Garnier, French Jesuit missionary (d. 1649)
1803 - Ralph Waldo Emerson, American essayist and philosopher (d. 1882) Wasn't he the guy that made vcr's cheap enough for everyone own?
1865 - John Mott, American YMCA leader, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize (d. 1955) I thought the Village People wrote that song. Hmmm.
1878 - Bill "Bojangles" Robinson, African American entertainer (d. 1949)
1936 - Tom T. Hall, American singer and songwriter. He wrote hits such as: Harper Valley PTA, "A Week in the Country Jail", "Old Dogs, Children and Watermelon Wine", "I Love", "Country Is", "The Year Clayton Delaney Died", "I Like Beer", "Faster Horses (The Cowboy and the Poet)", and many others.
1944 - Frank Oz, English-born puppeteer and director. His characters have included Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, and Sam the Eagle on The Muppet Show, and Grover, Cookie Monster and Bert on Sesame Street, among many others. How about Yoda anyone? Oz had a great deal of creative input on the character, and was himself responsible for creating the character's trademark style of reversed grammar.
1948 - Klaus Meine, German musician (Scorpions) The Scorpions are German? I had no idea. Do you know the song "Wind of Change"? Very good one. It is the highest ever selling song in Germany.
Many listeners of the song who are not acquainted with Moscow are often confused by the meaning of the opening lines of the song, which are:
- I follow the Moskva
- Down to Gorky Park
- Listening to the wind
- of change
1969 - Glen Drover, Canadian guitar player (Megadeth)
1970 - Jamie Kennedy, American actor B-Rad G from Maliboo
Deaths on this Day:
1935 - Sir Frank Watson Dyson, English astronomer (b. 1868) My last name is Dison. Somewhere in time some of the Dysons/Disons changed the spelling of the name. I haven't found where yet....but I will. Oh yes, I will.
1965 - Sonny Boy Williamson, American singer, songwriter, and musician (b. 1899)
1996 - Bradley Nowell, American singer and guitarist (Sublime) (b. 1968) That's what heroine will do for ya.
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