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The wisdom of Larry the cable guy......

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below
average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse
gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple
of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my
hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

19. What happens if you get scared half to death,
twice?

20.Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would
all fall off.

21. Light travels faster than sound. That's why
some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

22. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . it's more like a jar
of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass
tomorrow.


Now for the (bad) News:






American motorists are paying record-high prices at the gas pumps in the run-up to summer vacation season as operating problems at the nation's oil refineries cut deeply into fuel stockpiles. What a crock!!!!
This is nothing more than an energy monopoly. Greedy people should be made poor!!!



Travolta spearheads Scientologists' attack on BBC...What a bunch of fruit cakes.