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The Empire Strike's Back. This was taken during a storm yesterday. The Empire State building is struck on average 100 times per year. YOUCH!!!
400-Pound Gorilla Injures 4 in Zoo in Brief Escape... "I saw the beast running through the park with a woman behind him, him grabbing her forearm," De Jonge said. So this animal that is kept in a cage for human pleasure finally manages to cross a moat (gorillas can't swim) scale a stone wall and escapes and is called a beast? Who is the beast here, the gorilla or the humans?
IMUS JOCKEYING RETURN TO AIR... "Ain't no nappy headed ho gonna keep me off da air"(not an Imus quote)
Daycare shut down after infants found crying in storage closet...
Mother holding 3 year old attacked by shark, beats it with camera... How ya like my Kodak bitch? (crash!!!) Smile for the camera! (crash)
General Lee back on the auction block After a nearly $10 million bid for a car made famous by "The Dukes of Hazzard" fell through, John Schneider learned his lesson: Sell only to pre-screened bidders. "I got ...mmmm 16 dollars and some change. I may be crazy but I aint' dumb".
Elizabeth Taylor will be allowed to keep a Van Gogh painting allegedly stolen from a Jewish woman by the Nazis after she fled Germany in 1939, a US appeals court ruled on Friday.
Alleged burglar leaves wallet at scene. Hey dumbass, next time leave your wallet at home.
Report: Thief caught while counting loot Hey dumbass #2, run you stupid turd!!! Don't worry if you drop your wallet, just get the hell outta there.
Confusing signs on the bathroom doors at McGuire's Irish Pub have played jokes on customers for years, sending women to the men's room and vice versa. But the father of a girl who was interrupted by a man in the women's room and Florida's Department of Business and Professional Regulation don't find the signs funny. How much money does he want? In the near future, everything that gives people a small ray of sunshine will be gone. Thanks for sucking all the fun out of life.
Today in History?
1498 - Vasco da Gama reaches the port of Calicut, India
1619 Hugo the Great sentenced to life in prison. He's Hugo "somebody's bitch" now.
1652 - Rhode Island passes the first law in North America making slavery illegal.
1804 - Napoleon Bonaparte is proclaimed Emperor of the French by the French Senate. But he's so short???
1852 Massachusetts rules all school-age children must attend school. Thank ya very much.
1860 Republican Party nominates Abraham Lincoln for president. Did you know he suffered from serious depression most of his life?
1876 - Wyatt Earp starts work in Dodge City, Kansas under Marshal Larry Deger.
1896 - Khodynka Tragedy: a mass panic on Khodynka Field during the festivities of the coronation of Russian Tsar Nicholas II resulted in the deaths of 1389 people.
1897 - Dracula, a novel by Irish author Bram Stoker is published. Perfect!!!!
1910 - Causing near panic, the Earth passes through the tail of Comet Halley. Nice tail ya got there!!!
1926 - Evangelist Aimee Semple McPherson disappears while visiting a Venice, California, beach. That's why evangelists shouldn't practice magic.
1927 - The Bath School Disaster: Forty-five people are killed by bombs planted by a disgruntled school-board member in Michigan.
1927 Grauman's Chinese Theater opens in Hollywood CA
1933 - New Deal: President Franklin Delano Roosevelt signs an act creating the Tennessee Valley Authority.
1934 Congress approves "Lindbergh Act", makes kidnapping a capital offense
1953 - Jackie Cochran becomes the first woman to break the sound barrier (she flew in a F-86 Sabrejet at an average speed of 652.337 miles per hour (1049.835 km/h) at Rogers Dry Lake, California). You rock Jackie. It took men 5 years less to break it. Hmmm Did you know that a crack of a whip is because the tip is actually breaking the sound barrier?
1958 - An F-104 Starfighter sets a world speed record of 1,404.19 mph (2,259.82 km/h). That's nothing. One time I was in my 72 ford and I went 77 miles and hour backwards, at night, without lights, with a flat, sober............... Dont' believe me? Okay, okay. So I wasn't sober.
1959 "Judy" by David Seville hits #86. You remember David Seville and the Chipmunks??? Same dude.
1964 David Frost interviews Paul McCartney on the BBC.
1965 Gene Roddenberry suggests 16 names including Kirk for Star Trek Captain
1969 - Project Apollo: Apollo 10 launched with astronauts Thomas Patten Stafford, Eugene Andrew Cernan, and John W. Young on board. Dress rehearsal flight for the moon landing missions that followed. I wanna visit the moon.
1971 Vampire rapist Wayne Bodens last victim found. I heard his favorite drink is a ............Bloody Mary.
1974 - Nuclear test: Under project Smiling Buddha, India successfully detonates its first nuclear weapon becoming the sixth nation to do so.
1974 "The Streak" by Ray Stevens hits #1. Fastest thang on two feet......
1974 - Completion of the Warsaw radio mast, the tallest construction ever built at the time. It later collapses on August 8, 1991.
1980 - 1980 Mount St. Helens eruption: Mount St. Helens erupts in Washington, killing 57 people and causing $3 billion in damage. It also interupted televisions everywhere. All three channels, Mount St. Helens, Mount St. Helens. BLAH!!!
1980 - Ian Curtis, Joy Division singer, commits suicide.
1985 "One Night In Bangkok" by Murray Head hits #3 .... makes a hard man humble....
Happy Birthday:)
1912 - Perry Como, American singer (d. 2001)
1920 - Pope John Paul II (d. 2005)
1942 - Albert Hammond, British musician and composer
1949 - Bill Wallace, Canadian musician (The Guess Who) No Sugar Tonight In My Coffee
1952 - George Strait, American musician. Give me a bottle of your very best....Name That Song. Trivia question #2: Which country music singer was set to record this song but wanted to give this newcomer a chance at it first? It was Georges first hit.
1955 - Chow Yun-Fat, Hong Kong actor
Deaths on this day:(
1781 - Túpac Amaru II, Peruvian Indian revolutionary, a descendant of the last Inca ruler, Túpac Amaru (b. 1742) Wasn't he shot by biggie?
1807 - John Douglas, Scottish Anglican bishop and man of letters (b. 1721) He preferred B's, R's and T's.
1808 - Elijah Craig, American minister and inventor (b. 1738?) Invented Bourbon Whiskey. Rock on pastor.
The Empire Strike's Back. This was taken during a storm yesterday. The Empire State building is struck on average 100 times per year. YOUCH!!!
400-Pound Gorilla Injures 4 in Zoo in Brief Escape... "I saw the beast running through the park with a woman behind him, him grabbing her forearm," De Jonge said. So this animal that is kept in a cage for human pleasure finally manages to cross a moat (gorillas can't swim) scale a stone wall and escapes and is called a beast? Who is the beast here, the gorilla or the humans?
IMUS JOCKEYING RETURN TO AIR... "Ain't no nappy headed ho gonna keep me off da air"(not an Imus quote)
Daycare shut down after infants found crying in storage closet...
Mother holding 3 year old attacked by shark, beats it with camera... How ya like my Kodak bitch? (crash!!!) Smile for the camera! (crash)
General Lee back on the auction block After a nearly $10 million bid for a car made famous by "The Dukes of Hazzard" fell through, John Schneider learned his lesson: Sell only to pre-screened bidders. "I got ...mmmm 16 dollars and some change. I may be crazy but I aint' dumb".
Elizabeth Taylor will be allowed to keep a Van Gogh painting allegedly stolen from a Jewish woman by the Nazis after she fled Germany in 1939, a US appeals court ruled on Friday.
Alleged burglar leaves wallet at scene. Hey dumbass, next time leave your wallet at home.
Report: Thief caught while counting loot Hey dumbass #2, run you stupid turd!!! Don't worry if you drop your wallet, just get the hell outta there.
Confusing signs on the bathroom doors at McGuire's Irish Pub have played jokes on customers for years, sending women to the men's room and vice versa. But the father of a girl who was interrupted by a man in the women's room and Florida's Department of Business and Professional Regulation don't find the signs funny. How much money does he want? In the near future, everything that gives people a small ray of sunshine will be gone. Thanks for sucking all the fun out of life.
Today in History?
1498 - Vasco da Gama reaches the port of Calicut, India
1619 Hugo the Great sentenced to life in prison. He's Hugo "somebody's bitch" now.
1652 - Rhode Island passes the first law in North America making slavery illegal.
1804 - Napoleon Bonaparte is proclaimed Emperor of the French by the French Senate. But he's so short???
1852 Massachusetts rules all school-age children must attend school. Thank ya very much.
1860 Republican Party nominates Abraham Lincoln for president. Did you know he suffered from serious depression most of his life?
1876 - Wyatt Earp starts work in Dodge City, Kansas under Marshal Larry Deger.
1896 - Khodynka Tragedy: a mass panic on Khodynka Field during the festivities of the coronation of Russian Tsar Nicholas II resulted in the deaths of 1389 people.
1897 - Dracula, a novel by Irish author Bram Stoker is published. Perfect!!!!
1910 - Causing near panic, the Earth passes through the tail of Comet Halley. Nice tail ya got there!!!
1926 - Evangelist Aimee Semple McPherson disappears while visiting a Venice, California, beach. That's why evangelists shouldn't practice magic.
1927 - The Bath School Disaster: Forty-five people are killed by bombs planted by a disgruntled school-board member in Michigan.
1927 Grauman's Chinese Theater opens in Hollywood CA
1933 - New Deal: President Franklin Delano Roosevelt signs an act creating the Tennessee Valley Authority.
1934 Congress approves "Lindbergh Act", makes kidnapping a capital offense
1953 - Jackie Cochran becomes the first woman to break the sound barrier (she flew in a F-86 Sabrejet at an average speed of 652.337 miles per hour (1049.835 km/h) at Rogers Dry Lake, California). You rock Jackie. It took men 5 years less to break it. Hmmm Did you know that a crack of a whip is because the tip is actually breaking the sound barrier?
1958 - An F-104 Starfighter sets a world speed record of 1,404.19 mph (2,259.82 km/h). That's nothing. One time I was in my 72 ford and I went 77 miles and hour backwards, at night, without lights, with a flat, sober............... Dont' believe me? Okay, okay. So I wasn't sober.
1959 "Judy" by David Seville hits #86. You remember David Seville and the Chipmunks??? Same dude.
1964 David Frost interviews Paul McCartney on the BBC.
1965 Gene Roddenberry suggests 16 names including Kirk for Star Trek Captain
1969 - Project Apollo: Apollo 10 launched with astronauts Thomas Patten Stafford, Eugene Andrew Cernan, and John W. Young on board. Dress rehearsal flight for the moon landing missions that followed. I wanna visit the moon.
1971 Vampire rapist Wayne Bodens last victim found. I heard his favorite drink is a ............Bloody Mary.
1974 - Nuclear test: Under project Smiling Buddha, India successfully detonates its first nuclear weapon becoming the sixth nation to do so.
1974 "The Streak" by Ray Stevens hits #1. Fastest thang on two feet......
1974 - Completion of the Warsaw radio mast, the tallest construction ever built at the time. It later collapses on August 8, 1991.
1980 - 1980 Mount St. Helens eruption: Mount St. Helens erupts in Washington, killing 57 people and causing $3 billion in damage. It also interupted televisions everywhere. All three channels, Mount St. Helens, Mount St. Helens. BLAH!!!
1980 - Ian Curtis, Joy Division singer, commits suicide.
1985 "One Night In Bangkok" by Murray Head hits #3 .... makes a hard man humble....
Happy Birthday:)
1912 - Perry Como, American singer (d. 2001)
1920 - Pope John Paul II (d. 2005)
1942 - Albert Hammond, British musician and composer
1949 - Bill Wallace, Canadian musician (The Guess Who) No Sugar Tonight In My Coffee
1952 - George Strait, American musician. Give me a bottle of your very best....Name That Song. Trivia question #2: Which country music singer was set to record this song but wanted to give this newcomer a chance at it first? It was Georges first hit.
1955 - Chow Yun-Fat, Hong Kong actor
Deaths on this day:(
1781 - Túpac Amaru II, Peruvian Indian revolutionary, a descendant of the last Inca ruler, Túpac Amaru (b. 1742) Wasn't he shot by biggie?
1807 - John Douglas, Scottish Anglican bishop and man of letters (b. 1721) He preferred B's, R's and T's.
1808 - Elijah Craig, American minister and inventor (b. 1738?) Invented Bourbon Whiskey. Rock on pastor.
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