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North Korea has ordered its citizens to be ready for a protracted war against the United States, issuing guidelines on evacuating to underground bunkers with weapons, food and portraits of leader Kim Jong Il. Well, Shit!!! I quote Rodney King "Can't we all just", wait a minute. Who the hell is Rodney King?
Colombian drug traffickers surgically hid heroin in puppies' bellies in a plan to evade international customs controls. A bad idea all the way around.
A man serving a life sentence for murder was sentenced to three additional years in prison for passing out cheese sandwiches while in jail. I wonder what would've happened if he'd passed out milk to go with 'em????
No one knows how long the shepherds on the island of La Gomera have used the rare whistled language called the Silbo Gomero, but American and Spanish researchers said on Wednesday that the brain processes it like a spoken language. I bet these people are irritating at the movies.
His recovery was slowed because of an infection, but a man who once weighed half a ton may soon leave a hospital after losing more than 450 pounds. That's like losing three of me. Damn.
Motorcycle daredevil Evel Knievel cannot sue a website that published a photo of him with two women above a caption reading "You're never too old to be a pimp," a U.S. appeals court has ruled. The term "pimp" was probably intended as a compliment, the court said on Tuesday. But Knievel said, "What good is law in the United States of America if five or six goddamn bimbos are going to rule against it?" Your Rock Mr. Evil. Or is it Mr. Knievel? Just think if he were a doctor, he'd be Dr. Evil. "One Million Dollars"(hold pinky up to mouth)
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has forgiven the man who hit him on the head with a camera tripod and invited his attacker to visit him in Rome. What a great idea the Prime Minister has. Get the guy to pay for his own way, come to your neck of the woods to get his ass kicked. And that's why he's the prime minister.
Incredulous doctors made five blood tests on a drunken man to confirm he had a blood-alcohol content of 0.914, far above the usual life-threatening range. The 67-year-old man, whose name was not released, was hospitalized Dec. 20, when a car knocked him down on a street in the southern Bulgarian city of Plovdiv. Wait a minute, the car knocked him down? I got drunk one night, felt someone tap me on the shoulder. I looked up and it was the floor. Doh!!!
A man serving a life sentence for murder was sentenced to three additional years in prison for passing out cheese sandwiches while in jail. I wonder what would've happened if he'd passed out milk to go with 'em????
No one knows how long the shepherds on the island of La Gomera have used the rare whistled language called the Silbo Gomero, but American and Spanish researchers said on Wednesday that the brain processes it like a spoken language. I bet these people are irritating at the movies.
His recovery was slowed because of an infection, but a man who once weighed half a ton may soon leave a hospital after losing more than 450 pounds. That's like losing three of me. Damn.
Motorcycle daredevil Evel Knievel cannot sue a website that published a photo of him with two women above a caption reading "You're never too old to be a pimp," a U.S. appeals court has ruled. The term "pimp" was probably intended as a compliment, the court said on Tuesday. But Knievel said, "What good is law in the United States of America if five or six goddamn bimbos are going to rule against it?" Your Rock Mr. Evil. Or is it Mr. Knievel? Just think if he were a doctor, he'd be Dr. Evil. "One Million Dollars"(hold pinky up to mouth)
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has forgiven the man who hit him on the head with a camera tripod and invited his attacker to visit him in Rome. What a great idea the Prime Minister has. Get the guy to pay for his own way, come to your neck of the woods to get his ass kicked. And that's why he's the prime minister.
Incredulous doctors made five blood tests on a drunken man to confirm he had a blood-alcohol content of 0.914, far above the usual life-threatening range. The 67-year-old man, whose name was not released, was hospitalized Dec. 20, when a car knocked him down on a street in the southern Bulgarian city of Plovdiv. Wait a minute, the car knocked him down? I got drunk one night, felt someone tap me on the shoulder. I looked up and it was the floor. Doh!!!
posted by Crazy B @ 11:45 AM
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lord knows thats happened to me more than once...
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