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Single or lonely Japanese men may get lucky this Christmas. One popular item for holiday shoppers is the "lap pillow," with skin-colored polyurethene calves folded under soft thighs -- a comfy cushion for napping, reading or watching television. For an extra 500 yen, you can get the model with two pleasure holes.
A New Zealand woman with Christmas lights on her house that play carols has been asked for an old favorite -- silent night. A noise-control officer told Robin Adams the carols coming from her decorations were too loud and asked her to turn off the lights.
Nursing home staff paid tribute to a 105-year old British woman who had smoked since the age of 15 by cremating her with a packet of cigarettes and laying a large floral cigarette on her coffin. Smoking is bad for you. It might take 90 years to kill but it does kill.
A businessman told a jury on Tuesday how he met a woman in a London nightclub who drugged him with the date-rate drug Rohypnol and stole his Rolex watch as he lay passed out at home. She should be punished to the full extend of the law. I mean, misusing medication is serious. Everything would have been fine if she would have just raped the dude. sheeeeesh!
An Italian town is setting donkeys to work mowing the grass on the side of its highways in an effort to save money and reduce pollution. The United States spent 3 million dollars to get a pen that would write in the 0 gravity of space. The Russians spent $0 to get a writing utinsel that would work in 0 gravity. They used a pencil. Who's the smart one now?
Osama bin Laden take note: You wouldn't be safe in Costa Rica. A startled taxi driver shot and wounded a jokester wearing a plastic mask of the al-Qaida leader. Blahahahahahahahahahah!
The story of Paco the Python is a serpentine tale of a pet snake accidentally shipped from Missouri to New Jersey in a box with a DVD player being sent for repairs. That would have been the end of the line for me.
And now, dumb criminals:
Another reason not to drink on the job. A suspect in at least two dozen Columbus-area armed robberies was arrested after police linked him to a can of beer. A witness to one home invasion told investigators that the robber was seen carrying an Icehouse beer in a paper bag. Based on that information, investigators looked at surveillance videotapes from nearby convenience stores and saw 25-year-old Mario Demarcus Brundidge buying the beer just 30 minutes before Nov. 9 robbery. Idiot. Hahahahahaha.
A man picked the wrong location for an alleged drug deal. Telling an eyewitness to mind his own business was also not a good idea. It was in front of the home of Lewis County's sheriff-elect, who was sitting on his front porch.
Actress Sharon Stone wants you to know her face is real. So she has sued a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon for defamation and libel for falsely claiming that he gave her a facelift.
A Lake County mom was arrested after a camera on a school bus caught her beating a student who had gotten into a fight with her daughter on a school bus, police said. Go to jail bitch.
Today in History:
687 - St. Sergius I becomes Pope
1702 - Forty-seven ronin, formerly in the service of Asano Naganori, assault the household of Kira Yoshinaka, and kill him in vengeance for their lord. Their display of the ideals of bushido becomes a national legend.
1791 - The United States Bill of Rights is passed.
1891 - James Naismith invents basketball
1914 - Battle of Lodz ends; Russians retreat toward Moscow
1939 - Gone With the Wind premiers in Atlanta, Georgia
1961 - An Israeli war crimes tribunal sentences Adolph Eichmann to die for his part in the Jewish holocaust.
1965 - Gemini program: Launch of Gemini 6A
1967 - the Silver Bridge across the Ohio River collapsed during rush hour. Dozens of cars fell into the icy water. Forty-six people lost their lives in the accident, and many others were injured.
1994 - Netscape Navigator 1.0 first released, and Palau is member of the UN.
1997 - A chartered Tupolev TU-154 from Tajikistan crashes in the desert near Sharja, United Arab Emirates airport killing 85
1988 - James Brown begins his prison sentence.
2002 - BBC 7, television channel launched in UK
Birthdays:
37 - Nero, Roman emperor (d. 68)
130 - Lucius Verus, Roman emperor (d. 169)
1832 - Gustave Eiffel, civil engineer (d. 1923)
1910 - John Hammond, musician (d. 1987)
1922 - Alan Freed, disc jockey (d. 1965)
1923 - Freeman Dyson, physicist
1933 - Tim Conway, actor, comedian
1939 - Cindy Birdsong, singer, member of the Supremes
1942 - Dave Clark , musician ("Dave Clark Five")
1949 - Don Johnson, actor (Miami Vice)
Deaths:
1816 - Charles Stanhope , engineer, inventor of the calculator
1890 - Sitting Bull, Sioux nation leader (b. c.1831)
1944 - Glenn Miller, bandleader (presumed date) (b. (1904 )
1966 - Walt Disney, animator, cartoonist (b. 1901)
A New Zealand woman with Christmas lights on her house that play carols has been asked for an old favorite -- silent night. A noise-control officer told Robin Adams the carols coming from her decorations were too loud and asked her to turn off the lights.
Nursing home staff paid tribute to a 105-year old British woman who had smoked since the age of 15 by cremating her with a packet of cigarettes and laying a large floral cigarette on her coffin. Smoking is bad for you. It might take 90 years to kill but it does kill.
A businessman told a jury on Tuesday how he met a woman in a London nightclub who drugged him with the date-rate drug Rohypnol and stole his Rolex watch as he lay passed out at home. She should be punished to the full extend of the law. I mean, misusing medication is serious. Everything would have been fine if she would have just raped the dude. sheeeeesh!
An Italian town is setting donkeys to work mowing the grass on the side of its highways in an effort to save money and reduce pollution. The United States spent 3 million dollars to get a pen that would write in the 0 gravity of space. The Russians spent $0 to get a writing utinsel that would work in 0 gravity. They used a pencil. Who's the smart one now?
Osama bin Laden take note: You wouldn't be safe in Costa Rica. A startled taxi driver shot and wounded a jokester wearing a plastic mask of the al-Qaida leader. Blahahahahahahahahahah!
The story of Paco the Python is a serpentine tale of a pet snake accidentally shipped from Missouri to New Jersey in a box with a DVD player being sent for repairs. That would have been the end of the line for me.
And now, dumb criminals:
Another reason not to drink on the job. A suspect in at least two dozen Columbus-area armed robberies was arrested after police linked him to a can of beer. A witness to one home invasion told investigators that the robber was seen carrying an Icehouse beer in a paper bag. Based on that information, investigators looked at surveillance videotapes from nearby convenience stores and saw 25-year-old Mario Demarcus Brundidge buying the beer just 30 minutes before Nov. 9 robbery. Idiot. Hahahahahaha.
A man picked the wrong location for an alleged drug deal. Telling an eyewitness to mind his own business was also not a good idea. It was in front of the home of Lewis County's sheriff-elect, who was sitting on his front porch.
A Lake County mom was arrested after a camera on a school bus caught her beating a student who had gotten into a fight with her daughter on a school bus, police said. Go to jail bitch.
Today in History:
687 - St. Sergius I becomes Pope
1702 - Forty-seven ronin, formerly in the service of Asano Naganori, assault the household of Kira Yoshinaka, and kill him in vengeance for their lord. Their display of the ideals of bushido becomes a national legend.
1791 - The United States Bill of Rights is passed.
1891 - James Naismith invents basketball
1914 - Battle of Lodz ends; Russians retreat toward Moscow
1939 - Gone With the Wind premiers in Atlanta, Georgia
1961 - An Israeli war crimes tribunal sentences Adolph Eichmann to die for his part in the Jewish holocaust.
1965 - Gemini program: Launch of Gemini 6A
1967 - the Silver Bridge across the Ohio River collapsed during rush hour. Dozens of cars fell into the icy water. Forty-six people lost their lives in the accident, and many others were injured.
1994 - Netscape Navigator 1.0 first released, and Palau is member of the UN.
1997 - A chartered Tupolev TU-154 from Tajikistan crashes in the desert near Sharja, United Arab Emirates airport killing 85
1988 - James Brown begins his prison sentence.
2002 - BBC 7, television channel launched in UK
37 - Nero, Roman emperor (d. 68)
130 - Lucius Verus, Roman emperor (d. 169)
1832 - Gustave Eiffel, civil engineer (d. 1923)
1910 - John Hammond, musician (d. 1987)
1922 - Alan Freed, disc jockey (d. 1965)
1923 - Freeman Dyson, physicist
1933 - Tim Conway, actor, comedian
1939 - Cindy Birdsong, singer, member of the Supremes
1942 - Dave Clark , musician ("Dave Clark Five")
1949 - Don Johnson, actor (Miami Vice)
Deaths:
1816 - Charles Stanhope , engineer, inventor of the calculator
1890 - Sitting Bull, Sioux nation leader (b. c.1831)
1944 - Glenn Miller, bandleader (presumed date) (b. (1904 )
1966 - Walt Disney, animator, cartoonist (b. 1901)
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