Some Wild and Crazy Things
Ugg Boot
A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't
done before, so she sets out to rent her first XXX-rated
adult video. She goes to the video store and, after
looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds
very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles,
slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in
the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but
static on the screen, so she calls the video store to
complain.
Blonde: "I just rented an adult movie from you and
there's nothing on the tape, but static."
Store Clerk: "Sorry about, that. We've had problems
with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"
Blonde: "It's called 'Head Cleaner."
YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE 80's IF.....
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE ".
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air "
4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly
sexy
.
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried
to
start a club of your own.
6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that "WHOA" comes from Joey on Blossom
8. Two words: Hammer Pants
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock ".
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars...playing cards
on
your spokes for that incredible sound effect.
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" (Woo ooh!)
12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to
watch
cartoons.
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the
big
screen...
and still know the turtles names.
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in
computer
class
at school.
16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your
shirt
in a knot on the side.
17. You played the game "MASH " (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter,
House)
18. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of
it.
19. L.A. Gear....need I say more
20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM " in Kindergarten.
(She's
truly
outrageous.)
21. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF "
22. You wanted to be a Goonie.
23. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of
us...head-to-toe)
24. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his
nose
fell off and his cheeks shifted.
25. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female
smurf.
26. You took lunch boxes to school... and traded Garbage Pail
Kids
in
the schoolyard.
27. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
28. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.
29. You thought She-Ra and He-Man should hook up
30. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because
you
exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.
31. You ever owned a pair of Jellies.
32. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know
you
are, but what am I? "
33. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up "
34. You remember going to the skating rink before there were
in-line
skates.
(or when the rink was carpeted)
35. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.
36. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
37. You remember Popples..
38. "Don't worry, be happy "
39. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of scrunchie socks over tights
with
high
top Reeboks.
40. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"
41. Boom boxes..
42. You remember watching "Gremlins "
43. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!""
44. You remember watching "Rainbow Bright" and "My Little Pony
Tales
45. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.
46. You remember Alf
47. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool... and
don't
even flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB".
48. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on
Saved
By
the Bell ", the ORIGINAL class.
49. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.
50. You just sang those words to yourself.
51. You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.
52. Homemade Levi shorts.. (the shorter the better)
53. You remember when mullets were cool! (or even had one
yourself)
54. You still sing "We are the World"
55. You tight rolled your jeans.
56. You owned a banana clip
57. You remember "Where's the Beef?
58. You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin'
about
Willis?"
59. You had big hair and you knew how to use it.
60. You're still singing shot through the heart in your head,
aren't
you!!!
Now you know everything!!!!
- The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
- No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
- Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
- The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
- The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
- American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
- Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
- Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
- The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "MarlboroMan."
- Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
- Pearls melt in vinegar.
- The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
- It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
- A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
- Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
And the best for last.....
Now you know everything there is to know
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