My Christmas Party

My Christmas party this year was really nice,
We had the tree all covered with lights,


Everyone was festive and filled with cheer,
It's almost time for the party to get into gear,

We await our guests in our matching hats,

we even have a hat for the cat,

We had a lot of food for our big feast,

a lot of drinks too 25 kinds atleast,

Bubba and me have had a few too many,

Looks like Evan hasn't had any,

We eat and eat and eat and eat,
until our shoes won't stay on our feet,

What should I drink? the one on the left or right?
I'll drink them both just for spite,

Paul keeps trying to empty his glass,
everyone hopes he doesn't have gas,

Try this, he says with a laugh,
but she only drank half,

Buff and Paul wait on the couch,
to see what Santa has in his pouch,

We all exchange presents and look really dumb,
just a minute before I was sucking my thumb,

Paul's feeling good though you can't tell,
He looks like he's about to enter hell,

Michelle and Amy feeling real good,
the drank more than I could have stood.