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Hundreds of virgins gathered in the Ugandan capital Friday to meet the country's first lady and renew their pledges to abstain from premarital sex. And they should all be gathered up and shot.
An Israeli man who refused to provide child support to his ex-wife for nearly eight years finally had to start paying up when he remarried and police raided the reception to seize wedding gifts.
Don't dance on tables at the office Christmas party and resist the temptation to photocopy body parts in a drunken attempt to amuse colleagues. C'mon!!! Live a little.
A top municipal official in Phoenix died in a bizarre incident that saw him crawl out of his fast-moving vehicle, stand atop its roof and extend his arms outward before tumbling off.
A jailed cocaine dealer is working as Santa Claus on day release from a British prison.
A medieval limestone slab which for years was used as a gravestone for a dead cat called Winkle fetched more than 200,000 pounds ($383,200) at auction on Friday.
A Norwegian court has acquitted a man accused of raping a sleeping woman after he said he was also asleep at the time. This is completely possible. Trust me. I know.
Try restaurant rage. A 34-year-old man apparently angry that his $6 steak and cheese sandwich was too cold was arrested on a charge of threatening to kill the restaurant manager Wednesday.
A small plane that had lost power briefly landed atop an 18-wheeler before crashing onto the highway, authorities said. The two people aboard the plane came out unscathed, and the truck driver never heard a thing.
Assault with a pork chop???
Today in da history of da world:
1817 - Mississippi becomes the 20th U.S. state.
1864 - William Tecumseh Sherman reaches Savannah, Georgia, ending his "March to the Sea". Finally his kids will stop asking "are we there yet?"
1869 - Wyoming grants women the right to vote. Mistake #1.
1901 - First Nobel Prizes awarded.
1936 - Edward VIII, the only British monarch to have voluntarily relinquished the throne, chis instrument of abdication. He reverted to the title of "His Royal Highness Prince Edward of York" the following day.
1938 Filming of Gone with The Wind begins.
1963 - Frank Sinatra Jr. Kidnapped.
1965 - The Grateful Dead play their first concert, at the Fillmore in San Francisco.
1993 - Shareware version of DOOM is released
Happy Birthday:
1830 - Emily Dickinson, poet (d. 1886)
1957 - Michael Clarke Duncan, actor
Deaths:
1896 - Alfred Nobel, chemist, founder of the Nobel Prize (b. 1833)
1967 - Otis Redding, singer (b. 1941)
1996 - Faron Young , country music singer
An Israeli man who refused to provide child support to his ex-wife for nearly eight years finally had to start paying up when he remarried and police raided the reception to seize wedding gifts.
Don't dance on tables at the office Christmas party and resist the temptation to photocopy body parts in a drunken attempt to amuse colleagues. C'mon!!! Live a little.
A top municipal official in Phoenix died in a bizarre incident that saw him crawl out of his fast-moving vehicle, stand atop its roof and extend his arms outward before tumbling off.
A jailed cocaine dealer is working as Santa Claus on day release from a British prison.
A medieval limestone slab which for years was used as a gravestone for a dead cat called Winkle fetched more than 200,000 pounds ($383,200) at auction on Friday.
A Norwegian court has acquitted a man accused of raping a sleeping woman after he said he was also asleep at the time. This is completely possible. Trust me. I know.
Try restaurant rage. A 34-year-old man apparently angry that his $6 steak and cheese sandwich was too cold was arrested on a charge of threatening to kill the restaurant manager Wednesday.
A small plane that had lost power briefly landed atop an 18-wheeler before crashing onto the highway, authorities said. The two people aboard the plane came out unscathed, and the truck driver never heard a thing.
Assault with a pork chop???
Today in da history of da world:
1817 - Mississippi becomes the 20th U.S. state.
1864 - William Tecumseh Sherman reaches Savannah, Georgia, ending his "March to the Sea". Finally his kids will stop asking "are we there yet?"
1869 - Wyoming grants women the right to vote. Mistake #1.
1901 - First Nobel Prizes awarded.
1936 - Edward VIII, the only British monarch to have voluntarily relinquished the throne, chis instrument of abdication. He reverted to the title of "His Royal Highness Prince Edward of York" the following day.
1938 Filming of Gone with The Wind begins.
1963 - Frank Sinatra Jr. Kidnapped.
1965 - The Grateful Dead play their first concert, at the Fillmore in San Francisco.
1993 - Shareware version of DOOM is released
Happy Birthday:
1830 - Emily Dickinson, poet (d. 1886)
1957 - Michael Clarke Duncan, actor
Deaths:
1896 - Alfred Nobel, chemist, founder of the Nobel Prize (b. 1833)
1967 - Otis Redding, singer (b. 1941)
1996 - Faron Young , country music singer
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