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Friday, December 17, 2004

Stupid Redneck Hunters!!!

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As I was driving to work this morning in the blistering cold, I saw something that enraged me. I see this 4 wheel drive hunters dream of a pickup truck. I think every major part of the vehicle was a different color. In the bed of the truck is a 4 wheeler with something strapped to it. What is it? It's a cage but what's in it? 3 or 4 dogs. This cage was made out of some kind of mesh wire with no wind protection at all and the driver was going like 60 miles an hour making the already 30 degree temperature even colder. Keep in mind that this stupid redneck hunter was sitting in the warmth of his truck with several layers of clothes on to keep him warm. I thought how funny it would be to strip him down and put him in that cage and go for a drive. I have nothing at all against hunting. I do have a problem with people that mistreat animals. You should be shot!!!

A nanny left a year-old toddler home alone while she went Christmas shopping in the family Mercedes, not expecting the little girl's mother to pop into the house while she was out. See you in the unemployment line.

An 82-year-old Chinese Nobel physicist has popped the question to a 28-year-old student whom he described as his last gift from God. So why would a 28 year old female marry an 82 year old man? 1. Money (most likely reason) 2. Status/prominent family (second most likely reason) 3. Love (give me a break)

A man who visited a middle school dressed as Santa Claus on Thursday left with a citation for misdemeanor marijuana possession. IDIOT!!!!! Where were the elves on this one?? dipshit.

A worker at Buckingham Palace has been sacked for trying to sell a Christmas pudding gift from the Queen on an Internet auction site. You just don't mess with Her Royal Highness.

An armed robbery suspect used the arrest of his partner as a diversion to steal a new patrol car, crash into a ditch, break into a woman's home and then fall asleep on her couch. Dumbass!!!!!

Colombian police seized 292 voodoo dolls but were reluctant to inspect the black, hand-sized talismans for fear of witchcraft. Do you believe in witchcraft? I didn't ask if you practice, do you believe? If you believe in good spirits, you must believe in bad.

A gang of criminals armed with assault rifles and grenades raided the Fire Brigade Hospital in Rio to steal an automated teller machine containing $10,000. And I say, Damn.

A Peruvian rebel leader told a court on Thursday he was suffering mental problems because of 12 years of no sex and tough jail conditions. Wow! What could I say here? Masterbation anyone?

New Jersey casino regulators have fined Caesars Atlantic City $80,000 for using surveillance cameras to spy on women wearing revealing clothing. Ok ok ok ok. What red blooded man with the power to read the writing on a dollar bill with the security cameras, not use them to check out women? Wake up.

Impresario Robert F.X. Sillerman said on Thursday he agreed to buy 85 percent of Elvis Presley's estate, including rights to the singer's name and the management of his famed Graceland mansion, in a deal worth $100 million. C'mon Lisa, do you need the money that bad? Lisa should be spanked really hard. I'll do it. Call me Lisa.

1 Comments:

At 7:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

those dogs were probably a present from his sister-cousin and he didnt want them to get that 'smell' from riding in the cab with him.

 

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