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'Mile-wide UFO' spotted by British airline pilot... Before you start to be all critical, remember, UFO doesn't stand for alien aircraft, it stands for unidentified flying object.

Lightning kills man beneath cloudless sky... Doh!!!

WOMAN'S FACE BRANDED WITH 'SNITCH'...









First resident moves on to Dubai's palm-shaped man-made island...

2-YEAR OLD 'AS SMART AS STEPHEN HAWKING'... Yeah, right. Not possible.

Naked couple die from S.C. rooftop fall Sweeeeeeet!

Six Flags and Cedar Fair shut down eight more thrill rides around North America on Friday after a teenage girl's feet were sliced off during a ride in Kentucky. Amy, if you're reading this, millions of people have ridden this ride with no incident. Don't worry, Be happy.

Google asks gov't to fight censorship HA! Yeah right.

'Manhunt 2' video game release suspended Shouldn't it be up to the consumer to decide whether or not to purchase the game? I can hear them whining now. "Buy my kids will get it anyway." Well, put your crack pipe down and pay attention to your kids. How would you not notice that? It all goes back to bad parenting. Tell me I'm wrong and I'll show you a bad parent.

Washington Woman Registers Her Dog to Vote... Uhhhh....whut?