Today... Dick, Sex, Pussy, and Christmas
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Do You Prefer More Money or More Sex? Germans prefer money to sex, a new survey for Playboy magazine shows. That's because they're doing it wrong. Let's analyze that. If you have money, you have sex. If you have no money, you can still have sex but not with supermodels. You can sell sex. So really, money and sex go hand in hand. You have to spend money, regardless, to have sex.
A Christmas campaign for an "immaculate contraception" morning-after birth control pill has been scrapped by a drug company in Britain after causing offence on religious grounds. hahahaha
Two hundred years after he crowned himself emperor of France, a handwritten draft of Napoleon Bonaparte's memoirs -- littered with spelling mistakes -- fetched a record price at auction in Paris. He was emperor, meaning, spelling should be changed to suit him.
A German couple were shocked after a 440 km (275 mile) car journey to discover a surprise stowaway cowering next to the engine of their car -- a 6-week-old kitten. It was a hot worn out pussy.
Residents of this central Pennsylvania community are marking the holidays with a 4-foot potted evergreen tree instead of the 20-foot tree that has been used for the past eight years, because of a feud between the borough council and a local business. Drama, drama, drama. That's all people want these days. Is this a soap opera or what? Can't we just all get along?
What does Dude mean? Linguist Deciphers Uses of Word 'Dude'. That dude has too much time on his hands.
Students occasionally parading naked around Vermont's Bennington College campus has been a tolerated, if peculiar, part of the university's student culture here since the 1960s. Now Robert Graves, hired this year as Bennington's dean of students, has embarked on a crusade against public nudity -- one that has run afoul of the school's free-spirited students. C'mon dick, live a little. It's all these tight asses that make life such a bitch.
When Vietnamese troops overran his village in 1979, Romam Chhung Loeung, a Khmer Rouge guerrilla, had no option but to flee with friends and family into the dense jungle of northeast Cambodia. Twenty-five years later, the group emerged from the forest in clothes made of bark and leaves, unaware that the war was over, the Vietnamese had gone and Pol Pot was dead. They threw a party and watched the movie Blast from the Past.
Six months after his death, Ray Charles is having a career year. He's the subject of the critically acclaimed biopic "Ray," his posthumous album, "Genius Loves Company," has become a best seller, and on Tuesday, it received seven Grammy nominations — more than any other album by the musical icon. We love and miss you Ray.
Almost one in four people with broadband internet admit signing up in order to download pornography, according to a survey published today. Who does this surprise???
Someday your nose could get a workout while your fingers click the mouse. Japan's top telecommunications company NTT is adding smell to the sights and sounds of the Internet. That'll take porn to a whole new level.
Today in History:
1854 - Pope Pius IX proclaims the dogma of Immaculate Conception, which holds that the Virgin Mary was born free of original sin.
1941 - World War II: After the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor the previous day, the United States Congress passes a declaration of war against Japan, bringing the United States of America officially into World War 2; Congresswoman Jeannette Rankin casts the only "no" vote. In response, Hitler's Germany declares war on the United States.
1941 - Holocaust: First Nazi use of gas vans on Jews, at the Chelmno camp near Lodz.
1964 - Great Britain's worst auto accident ever killed three people and injured 120 in a pileup of more than 100 vehicles near Wigan, England.
1976 - The Eagles release one of the biggest-selling albums of all time, Hotel California
1980 - Mark David Chapman kills former Beatle John Lennon.
Birthdays:
65 BC - Horace, poet (d. 8 BC)
1542 - Mary Queen of Scots (d. 1587)
1626 - Queen Christina of Sweden (d. 1689)
1765 - Eli Whitney, inventor (d. 1825)
1925 - Sammy Davis Jr., actor, singer (d. 1990)
1943 - Jim Morrison, singer (The Doors) (d. 1971)
1947 - Gregg Allman, musician
1953 - Kim Basinger, actress
1957 - Phil Collen . Def Leppard guitarist
1966 - Sinead O'Connor, musician
Deaths:
1980 - John Lennon, musician
1982 - Marty Robbins, country music singer
A Christmas campaign for an "immaculate contraception" morning-after birth control pill has been scrapped by a drug company in Britain after causing offence on religious grounds. hahahaha
Two hundred years after he crowned himself emperor of France, a handwritten draft of Napoleon Bonaparte's memoirs -- littered with spelling mistakes -- fetched a record price at auction in Paris. He was emperor, meaning, spelling should be changed to suit him.
A German couple were shocked after a 440 km (275 mile) car journey to discover a surprise stowaway cowering next to the engine of their car -- a 6-week-old kitten. It was a hot worn out pussy.
Residents of this central Pennsylvania community are marking the holidays with a 4-foot potted evergreen tree instead of the 20-foot tree that has been used for the past eight years, because of a feud between the borough council and a local business. Drama, drama, drama. That's all people want these days. Is this a soap opera or what? Can't we just all get along?
What does Dude mean? Linguist Deciphers Uses of Word 'Dude'. That dude has too much time on his hands.
Students occasionally parading naked around Vermont's Bennington College campus has been a tolerated, if peculiar, part of the university's student culture here since the 1960s. Now Robert Graves, hired this year as Bennington's dean of students, has embarked on a crusade against public nudity -- one that has run afoul of the school's free-spirited students. C'mon dick, live a little. It's all these tight asses that make life such a bitch.
When Vietnamese troops overran his village in 1979, Romam Chhung Loeung, a Khmer Rouge guerrilla, had no option but to flee with friends and family into the dense jungle of northeast Cambodia. Twenty-five years later, the group emerged from the forest in clothes made of bark and leaves, unaware that the war was over, the Vietnamese had gone and Pol Pot was dead. They threw a party and watched the movie Blast from the Past.
Six months after his death, Ray Charles is having a career year. He's the subject of the critically acclaimed biopic "Ray," his posthumous album, "Genius Loves Company," has become a best seller, and on Tuesday, it received seven Grammy nominations — more than any other album by the musical icon. We love and miss you Ray.
Almost one in four people with broadband internet admit signing up in order to download pornography, according to a survey published today. Who does this surprise???
Someday your nose could get a workout while your fingers click the mouse. Japan's top telecommunications company NTT is adding smell to the sights and sounds of the Internet. That'll take porn to a whole new level.
Today in History:
1854 - Pope Pius IX proclaims the dogma of Immaculate Conception, which holds that the Virgin Mary was born free of original sin.
1941 - World War II: After the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor the previous day, the United States Congress passes a declaration of war against Japan, bringing the United States of America officially into World War 2; Congresswoman Jeannette Rankin casts the only "no" vote. In response, Hitler's Germany declares war on the United States.
1941 - Holocaust: First Nazi use of gas vans on Jews, at the Chelmno camp near Lodz.
1964 - Great Britain's worst auto accident ever killed three people and injured 120 in a pileup of more than 100 vehicles near Wigan, England.
1976 - The Eagles release one of the biggest-selling albums of all time, Hotel California
1980 - Mark David Chapman kills former Beatle John Lennon.
Birthdays:
65 BC - Horace, poet (d. 8 BC)
1542 - Mary Queen of Scots (d. 1587)
1626 - Queen Christina of Sweden (d. 1689)
1765 - Eli Whitney, inventor (d. 1825)
1925 - Sammy Davis Jr., actor, singer (d. 1990)
1943 - Jim Morrison, singer (The Doors) (d. 1971)
1947 - Gregg Allman, musician
1953 - Kim Basinger, actress
1957 - Phil Collen . Def Leppard guitarist
1966 - Sinead O'Connor, musician
Deaths:
1980 - John Lennon, musician
1982 - Marty Robbins, country music singer
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