Here Comes Braddy Clause....
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Lava Lamp Left on Stove Explodes, Kills Man. Doh!!!
A man who blinded his wife in a failed murder and suicide attempt won a suspended five-year sentence on Tuesday after his spouse publicly forgave him and begged the court to acquit him. This woman is not to bright is she? They say love is blind but,.... wait a minute. Because of love, she is blind.
Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not. wenig penis. Ich habe grosse Kugeln.
Men Arrested for Dumping Dirt in a Forest. That's like getting arrested for throwing trash in a dumpster.
A man and woman who tried to bail out a friend were arrested after police said they brought a crack pipe and drugs to the police station. Idiot!!!!!
Woman Performs C-Section to Save Puppies. Yuck. Glad the puppies are alright though.
Store Prank Backfires; 2 Men Jailed. MUST READ THIS.
All-cereal restaurant opens in Philly. Now I love my Sugar Smacks but a whole restaurant serving only cereal???
Today In History:
1824 - U.S. presidential election, 1824: Since no candidate received a majority of the total electoral college votes in the election, the United States House of Representatives is given the task to decide the winner (as stipulated by the Twelfth Amendment to the United States Constitution).
1885 - Although the exact date is unknown, the US Patent Office acknowledges December 1st, 1885 as the first day Dr Pepper was served.
1913 - Ford Motor Company introduces the first moving assembly line, reducing chassis assembly time from 12 1/2 hours in October to 2 hours, 40 minutes (although Ford was not the first to use an assembly line, his successful adoption of one did spark an era of mass production).
1934 - In the Soviet Union, Politburo member Sergei Kirov is shot dead at the Communist Party headquarters in Leningrad by Leonid Nikolayev (it is widely thought that Soviet leader Joseph Stalin ordered this murder).
1955 - American Civil Rights Movement: In Montgomery, Alabama, seamstress Rosa Parks refuses to give her bus seat to a white man and is arrested for violating the city's racial segregation laws (Baptist minister Martin Luther King, Jr. later led the successful Montgomery Bus Boycott as a result). Get outta my seat chick.
1974 - A Boeing 727 carrying TWA Flight 514 crashes 25 miles (40 km) northwest of Dulles International Airport during bad weather, killing all 92 people on-board.
1981 - A Yugoslavian DC-9 crashes into a mountain while approaching Ajaccio Airport in Corsica killing 178.
1998 - Exxon announces a US$73.7 billion deal to buy Mobil, thus creating Exxon-Mobil, the largest company on the planet. Then they can afford to lower gas prices.
A man who blinded his wife in a failed murder and suicide attempt won a suspended five-year sentence on Tuesday after his spouse publicly forgave him and begged the court to acquit him. This woman is not to bright is she? They say love is blind but,.... wait a minute. Because of love, she is blind.
Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not. wenig penis. Ich habe grosse Kugeln.
Men Arrested for Dumping Dirt in a Forest. That's like getting arrested for throwing trash in a dumpster.
A man and woman who tried to bail out a friend were arrested after police said they brought a crack pipe and drugs to the police station. Idiot!!!!!
Woman Performs C-Section to Save Puppies. Yuck. Glad the puppies are alright though.
Store Prank Backfires; 2 Men Jailed. MUST READ THIS.
Inflatable SpongeBob Characters Disappearing From Burger Kings. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Miami Woman Found Dead In Home Full Of Animals.All-cereal restaurant opens in Philly. Now I love my Sugar Smacks but a whole restaurant serving only cereal???
Today In History:
1824 - U.S. presidential election, 1824: Since no candidate received a majority of the total electoral college votes in the election, the United States House of Representatives is given the task to decide the winner (as stipulated by the Twelfth Amendment to the United States Constitution).
1885 - Although the exact date is unknown, the US Patent Office acknowledges December 1st, 1885 as the first day Dr Pepper was served.
1913 - Ford Motor Company introduces the first moving assembly line, reducing chassis assembly time from 12 1/2 hours in October to 2 hours, 40 minutes (although Ford was not the first to use an assembly line, his successful adoption of one did spark an era of mass production).
1934 - In the Soviet Union, Politburo member Sergei Kirov is shot dead at the Communist Party headquarters in Leningrad by Leonid Nikolayev (it is widely thought that Soviet leader Joseph Stalin ordered this murder).
1955 - American Civil Rights Movement: In Montgomery, Alabama, seamstress Rosa Parks refuses to give her bus seat to a white man and is arrested for violating the city's racial segregation laws (Baptist minister Martin Luther King, Jr. later led the successful Montgomery Bus Boycott as a result). Get outta my seat chick.
1974 - A Boeing 727 carrying TWA Flight 514 crashes 25 miles (40 km) northwest of Dulles International Airport during bad weather, killing all 92 people on-board.
1981 - A Yugoslavian DC-9 crashes into a mountain while approaching Ajaccio Airport in Corsica killing 178.
1998 - Exxon announces a US$73.7 billion deal to buy Mobil, thus creating Exxon-Mobil, the largest company on the planet. Then they can afford to lower gas prices.
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