Out With the Old, In With the New
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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head. 
My favorite show "My Name Is Earl"!!! More than 10.8 million fans a week checked in with their ol' pal Earl last season, per Nielsen Media Research, making the comedy not only way more than nothing but also NBC's only freshman series besides Deal or No Deal to get picked up for a second season. The season premiere is Sept. 21. YES!!!! Children, set your tivo's. You don't have tivo???? What are you....livin' under a rock?
Britain's top-selling newspaper suspended its royal correspondent Friday after he was charged with eavesdropping on Prince Charles's staff. That's why I like Prince C. Bottoms up.
Scientists have discovered molecular janitors that clear away a sticky gunk blamed for Alzheimers Disease until they get old and quit sweeping up.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
My favorite show "My Name Is Earl"!!! More than 10.8 million fans a week checked in with their ol' pal Earl last season, per Nielsen Media Research, making the comedy not only way more than nothing but also NBC's only freshman series besides Deal or No Deal to get picked up for a second season. The season premiere is Sept. 21. YES!!!! Children, set your tivo's. You don't have tivo???? What are you....livin' under a rock?
Britain's top-selling newspaper suspended its royal correspondent Friday after he was charged with eavesdropping on Prince Charles's staff. That's why I like Prince C. Bottoms up.
Scientists have discovered molecular janitors that clear away a sticky gunk blamed for Alzheimers Disease until they get old and quit sweeping up.
When Debbie Phillips tried to report a crime, police just snickered. "I told him that someone came into my house and cleaned," the president of the Putnam County School Board said. "He just laughed." Criminals can be good?
Carmen Elektra and Dave Navarro are getting divorced? She's free again? That's like the....third time?
Carlton from Fresh Prince is getting divorced too. I guess it's like the song says. "It's a bad time to be in love".
Serbs seeking a bit of extra protection or perhaps a helicopter for the weekend can now turn to the police, which from this month will be renting out its personnel, transport and even animals for private use.
A Missouri couple who must get married, or move, in order to comply with a housing ordinance in Black Jack, Missouri, sued the town on Thursday, claiming rules prohibiting the unmarried couple and their children from living together are unconstitutional. Craziness. Who are you to decide who should get married? Whatever happened to a free country where we can worship as we choose?
William Fogarty doesn't understand the fuss. He just forgot to pay a parking ticket. When he finally realized it, the 86-year-old retiree made good and mailed in a money order, to pay a $1 ticket he got 60 years ago.
A cigarette butt casually tossed to the ground sparked a daylong argument between four neighbors that escalated into a fight that sent at least three of them to the hospital and got them all arrested. I don't think this is what was meant by Cigarette Butt.
Squirrel attacks people in Florida park.
Left-handed men, often seen as having an advantage over right-handed counterparts in sports like tennis, also enjoy much better paydays.
Customers in a bakery for a Bible study saw a different kind of buns Wednesday morning. A drunken teen came into the Atlanta Bread Co. shortly after it opened, used the bathroom in a storage closet, then walked out of the bakery naked.
Comedienne SANDRA BERNHARDT, close friend of Madonna, has threatened to fight new security measures at airports imposed after a terrorist attack on planes flying from the UK to the US was averted. That's all we need. Some "star" trying to fight safety. Sandra, this is done for a reason. I don't see what why people are making such a big deal about this. Don't take liquids on the plane for your safety. Is your life worth a tube of toothpaste? Wherever you go, you can buy toothpaste.
Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle.
A bizarre video of Britney Spears belching and ranting at her husband has shocked fans worldwide. The pop star - who appears confused as she speaks to the camera - moans about being ugly and whinges at husband Kevin Federline while eating what appears to be takeaway chicken and chips. She's human? How will we ever cope with this news? I watched the video and don't have a clue how this is shocking to anyone. Kevin is speaking in a very low voice. The reason it sounds perfectly loud is because he is about 2 inches from the camcorder mic. She looking confused because she has to have him repeat himself 'cause he talks too low. She burps twice??? This is a big deal? Doesn't everyone burp? So she whines. She's female. Isn't that genetic? This video was not one produced for mass release. It was Kevin playing around with a camcorder. Drudgereport.com has a warning "contains graphic language". I think he says shit twice??? You gotta do better than that.
The woman behind the internet's best-selling erotic blog has revealed she works too hard to have time for sex.
Today in History:
3114 BC - On this date in the proleptic Gregorian calendar begins our current era in the Maya Long Count Calendar.
586 BC - The First Temple (originially built by King Solomon) is destroyed by the Babylonians in Jerusalem.
70 - The Second Temple is destroyed by the Romans in Jerusalem. Would ya stop already?
355 - Claudius Silvanus, accused of treason, proclaims himself Roman Emperor against Constantius II.
1860 Nation's 1st successful silver mill (Virginia City, Nev)
1866 World's 1st roller rink opens (Newport, RI)
1909 SOS 1st used by an American ship, Arapahoe, off Cape Hatteras, NC
1929 - Babe Ruth becomes the first baseball player to hit 500 home runs in his career with a home run at League Park in Cleveland, Ohio. He also makes one heck of a candy bar.
1933 Temp reaches 136ø F (58ø C) at San Luis Potos¡, Mex (world record)
1934 - Federal prison opened at Alcatraz Island
1945 Allies refuse Japan's surrender offer to retain Emperor Hirohito . Go home Hirohito.
1956 - Jackson Pollock dies in car crash East Hampton, NY
1956 Elvis Presley releases "Don't Be Cruel" (picture taken during the recording of Don't Be Cruel)
1962 Beach Boys release "Surfin' Safari"
1964 Beatles' "A Hard Day's Night" opens in NYC
1965 Beatles movie "Help" opens in NYC
1966 Last Beatle concert tour of the US begins
1966 - John Lennon holds a press conference in Chicago apologizing for stating that the Beatles were "more popular than Jesus".
1968 The Beatles launch the "Apple Records" label
1968 - The last steam passenger train service ran in Britain. A British Rail steam locomotive made the 314-mile journey from Liverpool to Carlisle and returned to Liverpool before being dispatched to the Wrecking yard. I bet the little engine never saw it coming.
1970 - A trademark application by the Van Brode Milling Company for the word Spork was published by the USPTO.
1971 Construction begins on the Louisiana Superdome
1972 "Cheech & Chong Day" in San Antonio Texas
1976 Keith Moon, drummer for the Who, collapses & is hospitalized in Miami. Now that's a drum set.
1984 - United States President Ronald Reagan, during a voice check for a radio broadcast remarks "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes". hahahahahahaha Love ya Ron.
1989 "Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child" premiers
2005 - Murderer Mitchell Johnson is released from prison on his 21st birthday.
2006 - The last software patent will expire on the GIF format.
Happy Birthday:
1942 Mike Hugg drummer (Manfred Mann)
1943 - Abigail Folger, American murder victim (d. 1969)
1946 - John Conlee, American country music singer
1953 - Hulk Hogan, (Terry Bollea) American wrestler
1957 - Richie Ramone, American musician (The Ramones)
1971 Julie Anne Clark Tucson Az, playmate (Mar, 1991)
Deaths:
1919 - Andrew Carnegie, Scottish-born industrialist and philanthropist (b. 1835)
Carmen Elektra and Dave Navarro are getting divorced? She's free again? That's like the....third time?
Carlton from Fresh Prince is getting divorced too. I guess it's like the song says. "It's a bad time to be in love".
Serbs seeking a bit of extra protection or perhaps a helicopter for the weekend can now turn to the police, which from this month will be renting out its personnel, transport and even animals for private use.
A Missouri couple who must get married, or move, in order to comply with a housing ordinance in Black Jack, Missouri, sued the town on Thursday, claiming rules prohibiting the unmarried couple and their children from living together are unconstitutional. Craziness. Who are you to decide who should get married? Whatever happened to a free country where we can worship as we choose?
William Fogarty doesn't understand the fuss. He just forgot to pay a parking ticket. When he finally realized it, the 86-year-old retiree made good and mailed in a money order, to pay a $1 ticket he got 60 years ago.
A cigarette butt casually tossed to the ground sparked a daylong argument between four neighbors that escalated into a fight that sent at least three of them to the hospital and got them all arrested. I don't think this is what was meant by Cigarette Butt.
Squirrel attacks people in Florida park.
Left-handed men, often seen as having an advantage over right-handed counterparts in sports like tennis, also enjoy much better paydays.
Customers in a bakery for a Bible study saw a different kind of buns Wednesday morning. A drunken teen came into the Atlanta Bread Co. shortly after it opened, used the bathroom in a storage closet, then walked out of the bakery naked.
Comedienne SANDRA BERNHARDT, close friend of Madonna, has threatened to fight new security measures at airports imposed after a terrorist attack on planes flying from the UK to the US was averted. That's all we need. Some "star" trying to fight safety. Sandra, this is done for a reason. I don't see what why people are making such a big deal about this. Don't take liquids on the plane for your safety. Is your life worth a tube of toothpaste? Wherever you go, you can buy toothpaste.
Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle.
A bizarre video of Britney Spears belching and ranting at her husband has shocked fans worldwide. The pop star - who appears confused as she speaks to the camera - moans about being ugly and whinges at husband Kevin Federline while eating what appears to be takeaway chicken and chips. She's human? How will we ever cope with this news? I watched the video and don't have a clue how this is shocking to anyone. Kevin is speaking in a very low voice. The reason it sounds perfectly loud is because he is about 2 inches from the camcorder mic. She looking confused because she has to have him repeat himself 'cause he talks too low. She burps twice??? This is a big deal? Doesn't everyone burp? So she whines. She's female. Isn't that genetic? This video was not one produced for mass release. It was Kevin playing around with a camcorder. Drudgereport.com has a warning "contains graphic language". I think he says shit twice??? You gotta do better than that.
The woman behind the internet's best-selling erotic blog has revealed she works too hard to have time for sex.
Today in History:
3114 BC - On this date in the proleptic Gregorian calendar begins our current era in the Maya Long Count Calendar.
586 BC - The First Temple (originially built by King Solomon) is destroyed by the Babylonians in Jerusalem.
70 - The Second Temple is destroyed by the Romans in Jerusalem. Would ya stop already?
355 - Claudius Silvanus, accused of treason, proclaims himself Roman Emperor against Constantius II.
1860 Nation's 1st successful silver mill (Virginia City, Nev)
1866 World's 1st roller rink opens (Newport, RI)
1909 SOS 1st used by an American ship, Arapahoe, off Cape Hatteras, NC
1929 - Babe Ruth becomes the first baseball player to hit 500 home runs in his career with a home run at League Park in Cleveland, Ohio. He also makes one heck of a candy bar.
1933 Temp reaches 136ø F (58ø C) at San Luis Potos¡, Mex (world record)
1934 - Federal prison opened at Alcatraz Island
1945 Allies refuse Japan's surrender offer to retain Emperor Hirohito . Go home Hirohito.
1956 - Jackson Pollock dies in car crash East Hampton, NY
1956 Elvis Presley releases "Don't Be Cruel" (picture taken during the recording of Don't Be Cruel)
1962 Beach Boys release "Surfin' Safari"
1964 Beatles' "A Hard Day's Night" opens in NYC
1965 Beatles movie "Help" opens in NYC
1966 Last Beatle concert tour of the US begins
1966 - John Lennon holds a press conference in Chicago apologizing for stating that the Beatles were "more popular than Jesus".
1968 The Beatles launch the "Apple Records" label
1968 - The last steam passenger train service ran in Britain. A British Rail steam locomotive made the 314-mile journey from Liverpool to Carlisle and returned to Liverpool before being dispatched to the Wrecking yard. I bet the little engine never saw it coming.
1970 - A trademark application by the Van Brode Milling Company for the word Spork was published by the USPTO.
1971 Construction begins on the Louisiana Superdome
1972 "Cheech & Chong Day" in San Antonio Texas
1976 Keith Moon, drummer for the Who, collapses & is hospitalized in Miami. Now that's a drum set.
1984 - United States President Ronald Reagan, during a voice check for a radio broadcast remarks "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes". hahahahahahaha Love ya Ron.
1989 "Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child" premiers
2005 - Murderer Mitchell Johnson is released from prison on his 21st birthday.
2006 - The last software patent will expire on the GIF format.
Happy Birthday:
1942 Mike Hugg drummer (Manfred Mann)
1943 - Abigail Folger, American murder victim (d. 1969)
1946 - John Conlee, American country music singer
1953 - Hulk Hogan, (Terry Bollea) American wrestler
1957 - Richie Ramone, American musician (The Ramones)
1971 Julie Anne Clark Tucson Az, playmate (Mar, 1991)
Deaths:
1919 - Andrew Carnegie, Scottish-born industrialist and philanthropist (b. 1835)
posted by Crazy B @ 6:42 AM
1 Comments:
that cigarette butt picture is making my unmentionables hurt. that's the most painful pair of jeans i think i've ever seen in my life. i wonder if she was later able to bear children normally. sheesh.
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