Stupid Martian, You're Fired!!!

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* After 10 years, few believe life on Mars. Tell that to the Martians.

* Katy Tanner's cell phone beeped with a startling message — you're fired. I'm not making this stuff up!!!


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* You know anybody who needs an "anti-stupid" pill?

* Antidepressants prove addictive to some. Is there anything better to be addicted to? It keeps you in a good mood? I know a lot of women who could use this. Heck, I may even try it.

* Hundreds expected to come to Masturbate-a-thon. Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas. I am soooo there. Let me see. Breath mints? check. Tube socks? check. plaid shorts that are too small? check. Duct tape? check. Pocket protector? check. It's on!

* Ney says Nay. Blahahaha. Rep. Bob Ney won't seek re-election. Don't even bother going to the link. I just thought the play on words was humorous.

* BP: Pipeline shutdown could last weeks. This sounds like another bullshit reason to raise gas prices. Energy Dept. has oil reserves on standby..... and this is gonna do who any good? It will be nice to see the day when the working people don't have to depend on oil tycoons for daily life. Die bastards Die!


* A young Dutch architect has created a floating bed which hovers above the ground through magnetic force and comes with a price tag of 1.2 million euros ($1.54 million).

* Stressed-out Chinese can now unleash pent-up anger at a bar that lets customers attack staff, smash glasses and generally make a ruckus. The Rising Sun Anger Release Bar in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, employs 20 muscled young men as "models" for customers to punch and scream at.

* Woman finds frozen dog in her fridge. Well, it wasn't a hot dog. hahahahaha. I've heard of dogs having a cold nose. Dogcycles. Enough.

* A state Highway Patrol officer who crashed while trying to catch up to a speeding motorist got some aid from an unlikely source — the man he was chasing.

Today in history:
1498 Columbus arrives in Caribbean
1620 Kepler's mother arrested for witchcraft
1782 George Washington creates Order of the Purple Heart
1789 US War Department established. You know the war department. It's near housewares.
1820 1st potatoes planted in Hawaii
1888 Theophilus Van Kannel of Phila patents revolving door
1946 1st coin bearing portrait of Negro authorized
1959 Explorer 6 transmits 1st TV photo of Earth from space
1971 Apollo 15 returns to Earth


Happy Birthday:
1742 Nathanael Greene American Revolutionary War General
1783 John Heathcoat inventor (lace-making machinery)
1927 Edwin W Edwards (Gov-La)
1942 B.J. Thomas singer (Raindrops, Growing Pains Theme)
1950 Rodney Crowell singer/guitarist (for Emmylou Harris)
1958 Bruce Dickinson heavy metal rocker (Iron Maiden-Run to Hills)
1960 Jacquie O'Sullivan rocker (Bananarama-Venus)

Deaths today:
1957 Oliver Hardy comedian of Laurel & Hardy, dies at 65