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A California high school teacher was arraigned on Monday at a Sacramento court accused of having sex with a student in a car as her two-year child was strapped into the back seat. Sing with me "I've got it bad, bad, bad.... I'm hot for teacher".
Berkeley students aren't getting written homework assignments because teachers are refusing to grade work on their own time after two years with no pay raise. Maybe they need some car sex?
In its 183-year history, the august Oxford Union debating society has heard the wisdom of Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan and Mother Teresa. Now get ready for Porn star Ron Jeremy, star of 1,700 adult films, including "Bang Along With Ron." If you've ever seen an interview with this guy, you'd know why. He's not the trashy, uneducated, dumb as a brick type that you'd expect.
Controversial German artist Gunther von Hagens, known for his displays of preserved human corpses stripped of skin, wants to build a factory in Poland to mass-produce his art. Have you seen any pictures of this guys work? Creeeeeeeeeeepy!
When Adolf Hitler first encountered the breathtaking mountain scenery and lofty isolation of Obersalzberg in the Bavarian Alps, he fell instantly in love with the spot. Later as German leader he sealed off the hamlet, creating an exclusive retreat where he and other top Nazis could wine and dine, savor the crisp Alpine air, and plan the most barbarous acts of the Third Reich. Sixty years on, the owners of a new luxury hotel in Obersalzberg, which opens this week, are hoping the area's serene natural charm can attract a different kind of visitor and open a new chapter in the area's blighted history. Can I stay in Hitlers room?
Alongside life-size posters of Hindu nationalist leaders, Indian political activists can now buy lotions, potions and pills to cure anything from cancer to hysteria to piles -- all made from cow urine or dung. 100% guarenteed to keep you from getting laid.
A man caught by police last summer on his 23rd birthday running naked and covered in nacho cheese pleaded guilty Monday to burglary and four other charges. I thought that's what you were supposed to do on your 23rd birthday. I did. I had my dog eat the nachos off of my..... On second thought, nevermind.
A 78-year-old woman faces drug charges and authorities are searching for her 72-year-old boyfriend after police found more than a pound of marijuana stashed in a freezer on her property. What's the problem?
A sculptor who created an entire orchestra of instruments from ice canceled his show at the last minute because he didn't like the sound of the musicians warming up. Is that a joke?
Forty-six young men preparing to take a military school entrance exam were caught trying to cheat using mobile phones taped to their bodies and hidden in their shoes and underwear. Doesn't this show initiative?
I came across a strange site today and I'm wondering... Who the hell is Franz Kafka? Does everyone but me know about Franz? I'm gonna have to read up on this. If nothing else, take a look at the cool pictures on the Franz kafka site.
I just realized that if you were to only look at the pictures on my site today, what would you think. I have sex and hitler. Hmmm. Sex and Hitler sounds like it could be a good song. I haven't taken my medication today have I?
Berkeley students aren't getting written homework assignments because teachers are refusing to grade work on their own time after two years with no pay raise. Maybe they need some car sex?
In its 183-year history, the august Oxford Union debating society has heard the wisdom of Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan and Mother Teresa. Now get ready for Porn star Ron Jeremy, star of 1,700 adult films, including "Bang Along With Ron." If you've ever seen an interview with this guy, you'd know why. He's not the trashy, uneducated, dumb as a brick type that you'd expect.
Controversial German artist Gunther von Hagens, known for his displays of preserved human corpses stripped of skin, wants to build a factory in Poland to mass-produce his art. Have you seen any pictures of this guys work? Creeeeeeeeeeepy!
When Adolf Hitler first encountered the breathtaking mountain scenery and lofty isolation of Obersalzberg in the Bavarian Alps, he fell instantly in love with the spot. Later as German leader he sealed off the hamlet, creating an exclusive retreat where he and other top Nazis could wine and dine, savor the crisp Alpine air, and plan the most barbarous acts of the Third Reich. Sixty years on, the owners of a new luxury hotel in Obersalzberg, which opens this week, are hoping the area's serene natural charm can attract a different kind of visitor and open a new chapter in the area's blighted history. Can I stay in Hitlers room?
Alongside life-size posters of Hindu nationalist leaders, Indian political activists can now buy lotions, potions and pills to cure anything from cancer to hysteria to piles -- all made from cow urine or dung. 100% guarenteed to keep you from getting laid.
A man caught by police last summer on his 23rd birthday running naked and covered in nacho cheese pleaded guilty Monday to burglary and four other charges. I thought that's what you were supposed to do on your 23rd birthday. I did. I had my dog eat the nachos off of my..... On second thought, nevermind.
A 78-year-old woman faces drug charges and authorities are searching for her 72-year-old boyfriend after police found more than a pound of marijuana stashed in a freezer on her property. What's the problem?
A sculptor who created an entire orchestra of instruments from ice canceled his show at the last minute because he didn't like the sound of the musicians warming up. Is that a joke?
Forty-six young men preparing to take a military school entrance exam were caught trying to cheat using mobile phones taped to their bodies and hidden in their shoes and underwear. Doesn't this show initiative?
I came across a strange site today and I'm wondering... Who the hell is Franz Kafka? Does everyone but me know about Franz? I'm gonna have to read up on this. If nothing else, take a look at the cool pictures on the Franz kafka site.
I just realized that if you were to only look at the pictures on my site today, what would you think. I have sex and hitler. Hmmm. Sex and Hitler sounds like it could be a good song. I haven't taken my medication today have I?
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