Oh yeah. Like that. I like it like that.
Ugg Boot
(Thanks Penny for sending me such cool stuff)
I've never understood why any non-blonde female hates girls with blonde hair.
Is an inferior complex? It's just hair. Here's my point. The blondes got
came up with a few jokes of their own. They were probably written by a brunette
who went to the dark side of the force. No no no. I won't go off on a Star Wars trip. Speaking of Star Wars,...... Star Wars episode 3 will be out in May. Woo hoo. Anakin-------Vader. That's gonna rock!!!
WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.
WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.
WHY ARE SO MANY BLOND JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can understand them.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.
WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
“Has the blonde left yet?”
WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blond witch?
WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
Getting an invitation.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage.
WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price
WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR DARK HAIR?
It matches their mustache.
WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES?
Brunettes, they had nothing else to do on Friday or Saturday nights.
Talk about bad pussy!!!
Homer Simpson would be proud.
What's wrong with this picture?
This gives a whole new meaning to the term shit mail.
Is an inferior complex? It's just hair. Here's my point. The blondes got
came up with a few jokes of their own. They were probably written by a brunette
who went to the dark side of the force. No no no. I won't go off on a Star Wars trip. Speaking of Star Wars,...... Star Wars episode 3 will be out in May. Woo hoo. Anakin-------Vader. That's gonna rock!!!
WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.
WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.
WHY ARE SO MANY BLOND JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can understand them.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.
WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
“Has the blonde left yet?”
WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blond witch?
WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
Getting an invitation.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage.
WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price
WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR DARK HAIR?
It matches their mustache.
WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES?
Brunettes, they had nothing else to do on Friday or Saturday nights.
Talk about bad pussy!!!
Homer Simpson would be proud.
What's wrong with this picture?
This gives a whole new meaning to the term shit mail.
posted by Crazy B @ 7:11 AM
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