Let's All Celebrate Feb. 15th
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Before leaving on vacation, a German couple set up a loudspeaker and timer with the sound of a crowing cock to blast their neighbors every morning.
A New Jersey man has filed a false advertising lawsuit against a maker of herbal penis enlargement pills, alleging the medicine does not fulfill its promises. Try the penis pump. It doesn't work either but since we're wasting money on our short, well, your short penis......
An attorney has filed the latest in a series of civil lawsuits against twin physician brothers, accusing them of impersonating one another and sexually assaulting female patients in an obstetric-gynecology practice. Do you know what I have to say to that? I'll see you in court on thursday.
Star-crossed lovers clasped hands, kissed and exchanged forbidden Valentine's Day cards on Monday through a gap in a fence on the heavily guarded U.S.-Mexico border. Makes me feel all warm inside. No, on second thought, that's my food coming back up.
Now that that's over,....
There's more to a kiss than meets the lips, as couples are learning at a kissing school in Seattle. I went through a similar course. It was called the 5th grade.
A Japanese man pulled a knife in a convenience store early Sunday morning and threatened to kill himself unless he was given a meal of the choicest sushi. His funeral will be Friday.
As Valentine's Day stoked the embers of romance worldwide, a group of Singaporeans began a campaign urging couples to curb their ardor and abstain from sex. Crazy B urges these Singaporeans to go to hell.
Let me take your mind on a short journey. . . . . . Okay, we're back. You meet someone really hot and get a phone number from them. Everything looks like this could be something. You call the number and hear..... "The person who gave you this number did not want you to have their real number. Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns . ... Do your best to forget about the person who gave you this number because, trust us, they've already forgotten about you." You've just been given the number to Detroits Rejection Hotline.
At the airport, police use clamps to enforce a no-parking rule outside the arrivals entrance and instead require cars to use a nearby multistory parking lot. But on Saturday, an ambulance was clamped even though it was parked in a section reserved for emergency crews immediately outside the entrance. Ireland's major airport pledged Tuesday not to clamp any more ambulances — after one was disabled while trying to ferry a seriously injured passenger to a Dublin hospital. I'm calling my attorney.
Sometimes true stories do have happy endings. That's the case for a Kentucky man and his long-lost Valentine who were separated by circumstances more than 50 years ago only to be reunited in their golden years. Uhhh uhh here comes that lunch again.
A presenter and producer have been suspended by their radio station after staging a mock burglary of their boss's house while on air. While the dj is off on suspension his plans are 1. to sleep late 2. watch a lot of tv. 3. break into boss's house 4. shop at wal-mart.
Billboards tout love machines, whirlpools and water beds and a saleswoman pitches an energy drink to help couples through Valentine's Day on Puerto Rico's "Highway of Love." I'll have a one way ticket to Puerto Rico please.
Pornography has been elevated to an art form as never before at the Berlin Film Festival, which has spotlighted the industry and its commercial success. Make that a ticket to Berlin with a stop over in Puerto Rico. "Deep Throat" was one of the most commercially successful films ever, grossing a estimated $600 million after costing $25,000 to make. In 2002, 11,000 porn films were made, the documentary says, compared with less than 500 Hollywood films.
Grammy Awards Get Lowest Rating Since '95. That's because the Grammy Awards sucked. I fast forwarded through a whole lot of so-called singing. Parts I liked: 1. Looking, not listening, to Gwen Stefani. 2. Seeing Los Lonely Boys perform. 3. there is no 3. Parts I didn't like.... 3 of the 3 1/2 hours of the Grammys. "What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one," Rock was quoted as saying in the magazine's Feb. 4 issue. Oh my God. Does that make me gay? I fast forwarded to the good parts, well, good part.
Reality Show Hunts for Next Janis Joplin. Please, for the love of God, DO NOT defile the precious name of Janis Joplin by putting some black wannabe on stage attempting to sing. It won't work. The 17-year-old Stone sang "Cry Baby," then teamed with Melissa Etheridge's vocals and driving guitar on "Piece of My Heart" in a gritty tribute to Joplin that electrified the audience during Sunday's Grammy Awards show. Oh how that sucked ass. I heard the start of Cry Baby and was thinking oh hell yeah. Then the so-called singing started.
A New York man hit Janet Jackson with a whopping $120 million lawsuit, alleging her security detail gave him such a beatdown outside a New York nightclub that he suffered "permanent damage" according to the New York Daily News. Hey Janet, show me something.
Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx is no sneaker pimp. A Los Angeles jury has awarded the rocker a legal victory over shoemaker Vans Inc. that could be worth upward of $1 million, according to his lawyer. How crazy is that.
Lindsay Lohan Barbie Doll Being Made. I want one of those. What a pervert. Some people have way too much time on their hands like making fake nude/topless pics of Lindsey Lohan. Here's the original photo that this guy faked.
A New Jersey man has filed a false advertising lawsuit against a maker of herbal penis enlargement pills, alleging the medicine does not fulfill its promises. Try the penis pump. It doesn't work either but since we're wasting money on our short, well, your short penis......
An attorney has filed the latest in a series of civil lawsuits against twin physician brothers, accusing them of impersonating one another and sexually assaulting female patients in an obstetric-gynecology practice. Do you know what I have to say to that? I'll see you in court on thursday.
Star-crossed lovers clasped hands, kissed and exchanged forbidden Valentine's Day cards on Monday through a gap in a fence on the heavily guarded U.S.-Mexico border. Makes me feel all warm inside. No, on second thought, that's my food coming back up.
Now that that's over,....
There's more to a kiss than meets the lips, as couples are learning at a kissing school in Seattle. I went through a similar course. It was called the 5th grade.
A Japanese man pulled a knife in a convenience store early Sunday morning and threatened to kill himself unless he was given a meal of the choicest sushi. His funeral will be Friday.
As Valentine's Day stoked the embers of romance worldwide, a group of Singaporeans began a campaign urging couples to curb their ardor and abstain from sex. Crazy B urges these Singaporeans to go to hell.
Let me take your mind on a short journey. . . . . . Okay, we're back. You meet someone really hot and get a phone number from them. Everything looks like this could be something. You call the number and hear..... "The person who gave you this number did not want you to have their real number. Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns . ... Do your best to forget about the person who gave you this number because, trust us, they've already forgotten about you." You've just been given the number to Detroits Rejection Hotline.
At the airport, police use clamps to enforce a no-parking rule outside the arrivals entrance and instead require cars to use a nearby multistory parking lot. But on Saturday, an ambulance was clamped even though it was parked in a section reserved for emergency crews immediately outside the entrance. Ireland's major airport pledged Tuesday not to clamp any more ambulances — after one was disabled while trying to ferry a seriously injured passenger to a Dublin hospital. I'm calling my attorney.
Sometimes true stories do have happy endings. That's the case for a Kentucky man and his long-lost Valentine who were separated by circumstances more than 50 years ago only to be reunited in their golden years. Uhhh uhh here comes that lunch again.
A presenter and producer have been suspended by their radio station after staging a mock burglary of their boss's house while on air. While the dj is off on suspension his plans are 1. to sleep late 2. watch a lot of tv. 3. break into boss's house 4. shop at wal-mart.
Billboards tout love machines, whirlpools and water beds and a saleswoman pitches an energy drink to help couples through Valentine's Day on Puerto Rico's "Highway of Love." I'll have a one way ticket to Puerto Rico please.
Pornography has been elevated to an art form as never before at the Berlin Film Festival, which has spotlighted the industry and its commercial success. Make that a ticket to Berlin with a stop over in Puerto Rico. "Deep Throat" was one of the most commercially successful films ever, grossing a estimated $600 million after costing $25,000 to make. In 2002, 11,000 porn films were made, the documentary says, compared with less than 500 Hollywood films.
Grammy Awards Get Lowest Rating Since '95. That's because the Grammy Awards sucked. I fast forwarded through a whole lot of so-called singing. Parts I liked: 1. Looking, not listening, to Gwen Stefani. 2. Seeing Los Lonely Boys perform. 3. there is no 3. Parts I didn't like.... 3 of the 3 1/2 hours of the Grammys. "What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one," Rock was quoted as saying in the magazine's Feb. 4 issue. Oh my God. Does that make me gay? I fast forwarded to the good parts, well, good part.
Reality Show Hunts for Next Janis Joplin. Please, for the love of God, DO NOT defile the precious name of Janis Joplin by putting some black wannabe on stage attempting to sing. It won't work. The 17-year-old Stone sang "Cry Baby," then teamed with Melissa Etheridge's vocals and driving guitar on "Piece of My Heart" in a gritty tribute to Joplin that electrified the audience during Sunday's Grammy Awards show. Oh how that sucked ass. I heard the start of Cry Baby and was thinking oh hell yeah. Then the so-called singing started.
A New York man hit Janet Jackson with a whopping $120 million lawsuit, alleging her security detail gave him such a beatdown outside a New York nightclub that he suffered "permanent damage" according to the New York Daily News. Hey Janet, show me something.
Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx is no sneaker pimp. A Los Angeles jury has awarded the rocker a legal victory over shoemaker Vans Inc. that could be worth upward of $1 million, according to his lawyer. How crazy is that.
Lindsay Lohan Barbie Doll Being Made. I want one of those. What a pervert. Some people have way too much time on their hands like making fake nude/topless pics of Lindsey Lohan. Here's the original photo that this guy faked.
posted by Crazy B @ 8:35 AM
4 Comments:
you sure are vomiting alot, what'd you do for your girlfriend for valentine's day?
For my girlfriend, I bought two roses because I couldn't decide which was prettier, a teddy bear that was dressed like Zorro, a box of heart shaped chocolates, and a heartshaped box of sour candy that she likes. What did you do for your boyfriend? Hmmm?
boom shakka dow dow (porn music plays)
i got my boyfriend a bottle of cologne, i just got too excited about his joy and gave it too him a week before valentine's.
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