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There is a catwalk banquet, hordes of journalists, traditional dancing and time-consuming hair styling -- but at Botswana's beauty pageant every competitor must be HIV positive. Is that prejudiced or what?
An Indian teenager from one of the country's most backward states appears to have fooled governments, the media and even the president into believing he had topped the world in a NASA science exam. Obviously this teenager is smart if he tricked all those people.
A promotion for breast enhancing cream that involved three models having a 15 minute mammary massage in public has caused a furor in Thailand, with family groups saying it violates traditional values and morality. This only offends people that don't have what it takes to bare it in public. Crazy. I show mine in public all the time. Of course, people throw stuff at me.
Car thief caught after falling asleep at the wheel. No comment required.
A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves. He's obviously from the country. We've all been there. Oh c'mon, admit it.
Quote of the day:
"They did this to Malcolm X and Martin Luther King. They're trying to do this to Michael. This is the way they bring him down. They don't want him to be powerful." SUSIE MUMPFIELD, 23, telling The Washington Post why she stands vigil outside the courthouse where MICHAEL JACKSON is being tried for child abuse. Let me first say, I am a huge Michael Jackson fan and that's no joke. C'mon Susie. They're targeting powerful black men? This isn't a power to the people issue. This is simply about child abuse. I guarentee that if Susie had a son that claimed child abuse from Michael Jackson, she'd be the first one standing in line to get her check.
An Indian teenager from one of the country's most backward states appears to have fooled governments, the media and even the president into believing he had topped the world in a NASA science exam. Obviously this teenager is smart if he tricked all those people.
A promotion for breast enhancing cream that involved three models having a 15 minute mammary massage in public has caused a furor in Thailand, with family groups saying it violates traditional values and morality. This only offends people that don't have what it takes to bare it in public. Crazy. I show mine in public all the time. Of course, people throw stuff at me.
Car thief caught after falling asleep at the wheel. No comment required.
A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves. He's obviously from the country. We've all been there. Oh c'mon, admit it.
Quote of the day:
"They did this to Malcolm X and Martin Luther King. They're trying to do this to Michael. This is the way they bring him down. They don't want him to be powerful." SUSIE MUMPFIELD, 23, telling The Washington Post why she stands vigil outside the courthouse where MICHAEL JACKSON is being tried for child abuse. Let me first say, I am a huge Michael Jackson fan and that's no joke. C'mon Susie. They're targeting powerful black men? This isn't a power to the people issue. This is simply about child abuse. I guarentee that if Susie had a son that claimed child abuse from Michael Jackson, she'd be the first one standing in line to get her check.
Guitarist Brian "Head" Welch is exiting the chart-topping n-metal band after finding God, according to a message on the band's official Website. Where was he hiding? He sure can play a good game of hide-n-seek.
posted by Crazy B @ 6:49 AM
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Yo B, you need to check out this website, thesmokinggun.com, for all the evidence in the Michael Jackson case. It has the official documents filed against him, what the police siezed from Neverland, plus they're doing daily recaps during the trial. (And E! entertainment channel is doing courtroom re-enactments every night, complete with a Jackson look-alike)
The site also has other cool stuff, like the requirements bands/singers require backstage (funny) plus actual mugshots of the rich and famous (and busted).
For the record, my opinion on the MJ trial is this: yes, the boy's family is golddigging, and yes, Michael is a sick fucker (but we knew that anyway).
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