It's Hump Day Again. oh how I love hump day.

Ugg Boot

One my readers, Penny, sent me this Yankee or Dixie quiz. It's groovy. I dig it. See if you dig it too. Far out.

Penny also told me of her work history:

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got
canned...couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack
it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it ...
mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my
life, but I just didn't have the time

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't
cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any
patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live
on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but
the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for
the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a
historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was
always the same old grind.