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Don't you just love Ozzy Osbourne? Well, I sure do. Check this out. Heavy metal rocker turned reality TV star Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon spoke of their distress Tuesday after a burglar stole valuable jewelry from their English country mansion. The thief, who was unsuccessfully tackled by Ozzy as he raided the house early Monday morning, made off with items including wedding rings, gem-encrusted watches, necklaces and a rare 24-carat sapphire, the couple and police said.
Sharon Osbourne called police at 4 a.m. Monday to tell them a burglar was in the house, Miller said, adding that he apparently used a ladder to get in through a first-floor window. Ozzy surprised the thief and chased him from the house, Miller said. Asked if he would tackle a burglar again he replied: "Is the Pope a Catholic?" One of the burglars wore a ski mask and used a ladder to climb into the second-floor room of the mansion where a "large amount of jewelry" was stolen. Both burglars apparently escaped in a van, and the man who jumped was probably injured by the fall, police said. "It was terrifying, I was looking to see if he had a knife." Perhaps Osbourne was recalling the 2000 incident in which a psychotic man broke into George Harrison's countryside home and stabbed the former Beatle, nearly killing him. OZZY FOUGHT THE GUY!!!!! TAKE THAT YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!
Sharon Osbourne called police at 4 a.m. Monday to tell them a burglar was in the house, Miller said, adding that he apparently used a ladder to get in through a first-floor window. Ozzy surprised the thief and chased him from the house, Miller said. Asked if he would tackle a burglar again he replied: "Is the Pope a Catholic?" One of the burglars wore a ski mask and used a ladder to climb into the second-floor room of the mansion where a "large amount of jewelry" was stolen. Both burglars apparently escaped in a van, and the man who jumped was probably injured by the fall, police said. "It was terrifying, I was looking to see if he had a knife." Perhaps Osbourne was recalling the 2000 incident in which a psychotic man broke into George Harrison's countryside home and stabbed the former Beatle, nearly killing him. OZZY FOUGHT THE GUY!!!!! TAKE THAT YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!
A California-based pornographer says it has sued Google, alleging that its leading Internet search engines are illegally allowing people to view hijacked versions of its nude photos and to access its Web site with stolen passwords. Oh stop your whining.
A veteran criminal received the longest prison sentence of his career Monday, after being caught because of the dandruff he had left behind at the scene of an armed robbery. He should have used Selson Blue.
A woman called police to report that her dealer sold her bad drugs. The woman made the call about 4:30 p.m. Friday from a coin-operated laundry and told police a drug dealer sold her crack cocaine that was possible fake. Hey lady.... YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!!
Nearly 64 percent of Japanese women in their 20s and 30s participating in a survey said they've been groped on trains, subways or at transit stations in Tokyo. 79.3% of them said they enjoyed it and didn't want it to stop.
A woman who said her 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich bore the image of the Virgin Mary will be getting a lot more bread after the item sold for $28,000 on eBay. Did you hear about my new items on ebay??? Grilled cheese sandwiches with Buddy Christ on them. They're just in time for Christmas, which is fitting in itself. Buy three get a glass of 10 year old milk and a knife to cut it with.
For almost 70 years, Lloyd 0stendorf was a man obsessed by images of Abraham Lincoln. He would track down everything from rare photos to strands of the 16th U.S. president's hair and even a piece of the bloody coat he was killed in. Now the fruits of his obsession are up for sale. This guy needs a heaping helping of Jesus, fast.
A pod of dolphins circled protectively round a group of New Zealand swimmers to fend off an attack by a great white shark. Dolphins are reported to be the smartest animal only second to humans. They taste good too. Why do humans always think they are so smart? The ability to speak makes no one smart. Take Jessica Simpson for example.
Italians love their mobile phones and often carry out love affairs over them -- but they must beware, flirting with text messages can carry a fine. Looks like somebody is a little bit uptight.
Santa chains himself to Buckingham Palace over fathers rights.
A batch of Elvis Presley's earliest RCA recordings from nearly 50 years ago failed to meet the minimum asking price at auction on Monday, but lesser keepsakes from the King of Rock 'n' Roll fetched more than $6,000. I find that hard to believe.
'Security services foil 9/11 attack in UK'. It ain't over folks. We're in for a long ride. Damn the taliban.
Next time you make a printout from your color laser printer, shine an LED flashlight beam on it and examine it closely with a magnifying glass. You might be able to see the small, scattered yellow dots printer there that could be used to trace the document back to you. Isn't the technology age great?
Nearly Half of Adults with HIV Are Women. Did you know that?
A 13-year old Virginia Beach boy is being held at the Virginia Beach Detention Center after police say he abducted an exotic dancer last Tuesday night. We've all been there....
So what should I do?
Lithuanian man commits suicide with self-designed electric chair. We didn't want him on our planet anyway.
Someone sneaked into the production house at Orb Weaver Farm and punctured 237 wheels of cheese. The cheese, a blend of havarti and colby that made up nearly a year's production at the farm, can no longer be sold or eaten because of the contamination last week. Police are searching for the saboteurs. Mmmmmm cheese.
Have ya'll all received the email called BE GRATEFUL FOR THE BOUNTY THE LORD HAS GIVEN TO EACH OF OUR LIVES!!??? I've received it now going on 30 times. I think it's a new record for me.
History Today:
1499 - Pretender to the throne Perkin Warbeck is hanged for reportedly attempting to escape from the Tower of London. In 1497 he invaded England claiming to be the lost son of King Edward IV of England. Did I mention that I'm Prince Charles' illegitimate son? I'm older than Prince William so I should be Kind after Charles....right?
1644 - Areopagitica by John Milton is published.
1869 - In Dumbarton, Scotland the clipper ship Cutty Sark is launched (it was one of the last clipper ships to be built, and the only one surviving to the present day).
1890 - King William III of the Netherlands dies without a male heir and a special law is passed to allow his daughter Princess Wilhelmina to become Queen.
1936 - The first edition of Life is published.
1955 - The Cocos Islands are transferred from United Kingdom to Australian control.
1958 - Have Gun, Will Travel debuts on radio.
1963 - The first episode of the sci-fi tv series Doctor Who debuts on the BBC
1979 - In Dublin, Ireland, Irish Republican Army member Thomas McMahon is sentenced to life in prison for the assassination of Lord Mountbatten
1980 - A series of earthquakes in southern Italy kills approximately 4,800 people
1981 - Iran-Contra scandal: Ronald Reagan signs the top secret National Security Decision Directive 17 (NSDD-17), giving the Central Intelligence Agency the authority to recruit and support Contra rebels in Nicaragua
1985 - Gunmen hijack EgyptAir Flight 648 while en route from Athens to Cairo (when the plane lands in Malta, Egyptian commandos stormed the hijacked jetliner but 60 people die in the raid).
Explain to me how the hijacker thinks he/she could escape? D. B. Cooper is the only person thought to have escaped capture for a hijacked plane. He, nor his body, were ever found following his jump from a commercial airliner. Dumb criminals.
I hear this is the perfect woman. Is that right?
1996 - An Ethiopian Boeing 767 is hijacked, then crashes after running out of fuel into the Indian Ocean off the coast of Comoros killing 127. Idiot.
Birthdays:
912 - Otto I the Great, Holy Roman Emperor (d. 973)
1804 - Franklin Pierce, 14th President of the United States (d. 1869)
1860 - Billy the Kid, bandit (d. 1881)
1887 - Boris Karloff, actor (d. 1969)
1888 - Harpo Marx, comedian (d. 1964)
1935 - Vladislav Volkov, cosmonaut
1954 - Bruce Hornsby, musician
1956 - Steve Harvey, actor, comedian
Deaths:
1503 - Margaret of Burgundy, wife of Charles the Bold
1814 - Elbridge Gerry, Vice President of the United States of America
1890 - King William III of the Netherlands
1965 - Queen Elizabeth of Belgium
1992 - Roy Acuff, country music performer
TODAY IS Bahá'í Faith - Feast of Qawl (Speech) - First day of the 14th month of the Bahá'í Calendar
A veteran criminal received the longest prison sentence of his career Monday, after being caught because of the dandruff he had left behind at the scene of an armed robbery. He should have used Selson Blue.
A woman called police to report that her dealer sold her bad drugs. The woman made the call about 4:30 p.m. Friday from a coin-operated laundry and told police a drug dealer sold her crack cocaine that was possible fake. Hey lady.... YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!!
Nearly 64 percent of Japanese women in their 20s and 30s participating in a survey said they've been groped on trains, subways or at transit stations in Tokyo. 79.3% of them said they enjoyed it and didn't want it to stop.
A woman who said her 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich bore the image of the Virgin Mary will be getting a lot more bread after the item sold for $28,000 on eBay. Did you hear about my new items on ebay??? Grilled cheese sandwiches with Buddy Christ on them. They're just in time for Christmas, which is fitting in itself. Buy three get a glass of 10 year old milk and a knife to cut it with.
For almost 70 years, Lloyd 0stendorf was a man obsessed by images of Abraham Lincoln. He would track down everything from rare photos to strands of the 16th U.S. president's hair and even a piece of the bloody coat he was killed in. Now the fruits of his obsession are up for sale. This guy needs a heaping helping of Jesus, fast.
A pod of dolphins circled protectively round a group of New Zealand swimmers to fend off an attack by a great white shark. Dolphins are reported to be the smartest animal only second to humans. They taste good too. Why do humans always think they are so smart? The ability to speak makes no one smart. Take Jessica Simpson for example.
Italians love their mobile phones and often carry out love affairs over them -- but they must beware, flirting with text messages can carry a fine. Looks like somebody is a little bit uptight.
Santa chains himself to Buckingham Palace over fathers rights.
A batch of Elvis Presley's earliest RCA recordings from nearly 50 years ago failed to meet the minimum asking price at auction on Monday, but lesser keepsakes from the King of Rock 'n' Roll fetched more than $6,000. I find that hard to believe.
'Security services foil 9/11 attack in UK'. It ain't over folks. We're in for a long ride. Damn the taliban.
Next time you make a printout from your color laser printer, shine an LED flashlight beam on it and examine it closely with a magnifying glass. You might be able to see the small, scattered yellow dots printer there that could be used to trace the document back to you. Isn't the technology age great?
Nearly Half of Adults with HIV Are Women. Did you know that?
A 13-year old Virginia Beach boy is being held at the Virginia Beach Detention Center after police say he abducted an exotic dancer last Tuesday night. We've all been there....
So what should I do?
Lithuanian man commits suicide with self-designed electric chair. We didn't want him on our planet anyway.
Someone sneaked into the production house at Orb Weaver Farm and punctured 237 wheels of cheese. The cheese, a blend of havarti and colby that made up nearly a year's production at the farm, can no longer be sold or eaten because of the contamination last week. Police are searching for the saboteurs. Mmmmmm cheese.
Have ya'll all received the email called BE GRATEFUL FOR THE BOUNTY THE LORD HAS GIVEN TO EACH OF OUR LIVES!!??? I've received it now going on 30 times. I think it's a new record for me.
History Today:
1499 - Pretender to the throne Perkin Warbeck is hanged for reportedly attempting to escape from the Tower of London. In 1497 he invaded England claiming to be the lost son of King Edward IV of England. Did I mention that I'm Prince Charles' illegitimate son? I'm older than Prince William so I should be Kind after Charles....right?
1644 - Areopagitica by John Milton is published.
1869 - In Dumbarton, Scotland the clipper ship Cutty Sark is launched (it was one of the last clipper ships to be built, and the only one surviving to the present day).
1890 - King William III of the Netherlands dies without a male heir and a special law is passed to allow his daughter Princess Wilhelmina to become Queen.
1936 - The first edition of Life is published.
1955 - The Cocos Islands are transferred from United Kingdom to Australian control.
1958 - Have Gun, Will Travel debuts on radio.
1963 - The first episode of the sci-fi tv series Doctor Who debuts on the BBC
1979 - In Dublin, Ireland, Irish Republican Army member Thomas McMahon is sentenced to life in prison for the assassination of Lord Mountbatten
1980 - A series of earthquakes in southern Italy kills approximately 4,800 people
1981 - Iran-Contra scandal: Ronald Reagan signs the top secret National Security Decision Directive 17 (NSDD-17), giving the Central Intelligence Agency the authority to recruit and support Contra rebels in Nicaragua
1985 - Gunmen hijack EgyptAir Flight 648 while en route from Athens to Cairo (when the plane lands in Malta, Egyptian commandos stormed the hijacked jetliner but 60 people die in the raid).
Explain to me how the hijacker thinks he/she could escape? D. B. Cooper is the only person thought to have escaped capture for a hijacked plane. He, nor his body, were ever found following his jump from a commercial airliner. Dumb criminals.
I hear this is the perfect woman. Is that right?
1996 - An Ethiopian Boeing 767 is hijacked, then crashes after running out of fuel into the Indian Ocean off the coast of Comoros killing 127. Idiot.
Birthdays:
912 - Otto I the Great, Holy Roman Emperor (d. 973)
1804 - Franklin Pierce, 14th President of the United States (d. 1869)
1860 - Billy the Kid, bandit (d. 1881)
1887 - Boris Karloff, actor (d. 1969)
1888 - Harpo Marx, comedian (d. 1964)
1935 - Vladislav Volkov, cosmonaut
1954 - Bruce Hornsby, musician
1956 - Steve Harvey, actor, comedian
Deaths:
1503 - Margaret of Burgundy, wife of Charles the Bold
1814 - Elbridge Gerry, Vice President of the United States of America
1890 - King William III of the Netherlands
1965 - Queen Elizabeth of Belgium
1992 - Roy Acuff, country music performer
TODAY IS Bahá'í Faith - Feast of Qawl (Speech) - First day of the 14th month of the Bahá'í Calendar
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