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Over the weekend, I saw the move "The Incredibles". I enjoyed it. Good movie. More importantly, I saw the trailer for Star Wars episode 3, the Revenge of the Sith. Oh my gosh!!! That looks incredible. Click here to get the trailer.
All three wives of a 67-year-old Iranian man took overdoses in an unsuccessful triple suicide attempt after the youngest wife bought an expensive pair of boots. Over a pair of boots. Women are so melodramatic. Get over it!!! The 67 year old man must have something special to have 3 wives. I need to know his trick. Hubba hubba!!!!!
A furious Saudi bride beat up a woman who used a mobile phone camera to photograph her at her wedding party. Too much drama. It's only a picture.
An elephant that stamped on his keeper at a Chinese zoo in the mating season and crushed him to death has been declared innocent because of mitigating circumstances.
A Thai house painter cut off the penises of two teenagers with a knife after he found out they had stolen 50,000 baht ($1,250) of his savings from an ATM machine. The painter was reported to have said "What a couple of dicks!!!" in his native language which would sound like this: "das e tooow e dicks"
A new video game allows players to simulate the assassination of U.S. President John F. Kennedy. Sounds very disrespectful. I'll have to buy this you see. So who killed Kennedy? Lone gunman Oswald? Linden Johnson? Castro? the Mafia? The picture above is from the famous Zapruder film. It is of frame 312, John has been shot throught the back, the bullet coming out of his throat. Frame 313 shows the horrible head shot. Click here for more.
Two college students returned a lost purse to its owner, not knowing the handbag contained her life savings of $43,000. I would have given her purse back too. I would have delivered it in my brand new, $43,000 car.
When the cafe at former President Clinton's presidential library opens Monday, the public will finally have the chance to enjoy the chocolate chip cookies his wife didn't stay home to make.
A new crime has reared its stinky head in southeast Alabama: Potty tipping. Someone has been overturning portable toilets at four construction sites in the Dothan area, with one company reporting that four or five were flipped in a week. Several firms have complained. I assure you that potty tipping is not a new crime. Potty tipping has been around since the out-house days.
Former Poison singer Bret Michaels has asked fans to help him find his custom-made guitar, which was apparently stolen at the end of a concert last week. That reminds me. I have a guitar on ebay which was formerly owned by Bret Michaels. Just don't ask where I got it.
Vanilla Ice Reunited With Wallaroo, Goat. Yo Vanilla, Kick It One Time Boyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Yeah, I still like Vanilla Ice.
Paul McCartney will headline the Super Bowl halftime show on Feb. 6 as the NFL goes mainstream after the controversy over last February's show. I hope I get to see his nipples. In my opinion, every performer at the super bowl should show their nipples. Actually, everyone everywhere should show their nipples.
A deer hunter who apparently intruded on private property killed five other hunters who had been staying in a nearby cabin and wounded three more during the opening weekend of deer season. Hunters are crazy. Nuts.
Awakened by a loud bang and the ring of their doorbell, an interracial couple peered out the front window of their Long Island home at 3 a.m. yesterday and saw a cross burning on the front lawn. The couple went outside and roasted marshmellows in the nude. It was reported that the black male was "hung". hahahahaha
Kirstie Alley flips us off. I love Kirstie. You Go Kirstie!!!
Thieves have made off with DaimlerChrysler Chief Executive Juergen Schrempp's armoured Mercedes limousine while the high-powered car was parked on a Stuttgart street.
World's official oldest man dies at 113.
TODAY IN HISTORY:
1718 - Off the coast of Virginia, English pirate Edward Teach (best known as "Blackbeard") is killed in battle when a British boarding party cornered and then shot and stabbed him more than 25 times.
1935 - The China Clipper takes off from Alameda, California in an attempt to deliver the first airmail cargo across the Pacific Ocean (the airplane later reached its destination, Manila, and delivered over 110,000 pieces of mail).
1942 - World War II: Battle of Stalingrad - The situation for the German attackers of Stalingrad seems desperate during the Soviet counter-attack Operation Uranus and General Friedrich von Paulus sends Adolf Hitler a telegram saying that the German 6th army is surrounded.
1963 - John F. Kennedy assassination: In Dallas, Texas, US President John F. Kennedy is assassinated, Texas Governor John B. Connally is seriously wounded, and US Vice-President Lyndon B. Johnson is sworn-in as the 36th President of the United States.
1972 - Vietnam War: The United States loses its first B-52 Stratofortress of the war.
1975 - Juan Carlos is declared King of Spain following the death of dictator Francisco Franco.
1977 - British Airways inaugurates regular London to New York City supersonic Concorde service.
1986 - Mike Tyson knocks-out Trevor Berbick in a round 2 fight, becoming the youngest world heavyweight-boxing champion (He 20 years, 4 months old).
1988 - In Palmdale, California, the first prototype B-2 Spirit stealth bomber is revealed.
1989 - In west Beirut, a bomb explodes near the motorcade of Lebanese President Rene Moawad, killing him.
1990 - Margaret Thatcher resigns as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
2002 - In Nigeria, more than 100 people are killed at an attack aimed at the contestants of the Miss World contest.
BIRTHDAYS:
1643 - Robert Cavelier de La Salle, French explorer (d. 1687). La Salle Parish Louisiana named after him.
1868 - John Nance Garner, U.S. Vice President (d. 1967)
1890 - Charles de Gaulle, general, President of France (d. 1970)
1893 - Harley J. Earl, automobile designer, father of the Chevrolet Corvette (d. 1969)
1921 - Rodney Dangerfield, comedian, actor (d. 2004)
1950 - Steve Van Zandt, musician
1958 - Jamie Lee Curtis, actress
1976 - Ville Valo lead singer of finnish rock band HIM
DEATHS:
1718 - Edward Teach ("Blackbeard"), pirate
1875 - Henry Wilson, United States Vice President
1916 - Jack London, writer
1963 - John F. Kennedy, 35th President of the United States
1980 - Mae West, actress, writer
1997 - Michael Hutchence, singer/songwriter
2004 - Fred Hale Sr., Worlds oldest man. Hale, one of two children, was born on a farm in New Sharon, Maine, on December 1, 1890, before cars and airplanes and in the same year Sioux Indians were massacred at Wounded Knee, South Dakota.
All three wives of a 67-year-old Iranian man took overdoses in an unsuccessful triple suicide attempt after the youngest wife bought an expensive pair of boots. Over a pair of boots. Women are so melodramatic. Get over it!!! The 67 year old man must have something special to have 3 wives. I need to know his trick. Hubba hubba!!!!!
A furious Saudi bride beat up a woman who used a mobile phone camera to photograph her at her wedding party. Too much drama. It's only a picture.
An elephant that stamped on his keeper at a Chinese zoo in the mating season and crushed him to death has been declared innocent because of mitigating circumstances.
A Thai house painter cut off the penises of two teenagers with a knife after he found out they had stolen 50,000 baht ($1,250) of his savings from an ATM machine. The painter was reported to have said "What a couple of dicks!!!" in his native language which would sound like this: "das e tooow e dicks"
A new video game allows players to simulate the assassination of U.S. President John F. Kennedy. Sounds very disrespectful. I'll have to buy this you see. So who killed Kennedy? Lone gunman Oswald? Linden Johnson? Castro? the Mafia? The picture above is from the famous Zapruder film. It is of frame 312, John has been shot throught the back, the bullet coming out of his throat. Frame 313 shows the horrible head shot. Click here for more.
Two college students returned a lost purse to its owner, not knowing the handbag contained her life savings of $43,000. I would have given her purse back too. I would have delivered it in my brand new, $43,000 car.
When the cafe at former President Clinton's presidential library opens Monday, the public will finally have the chance to enjoy the chocolate chip cookies his wife didn't stay home to make.
A new crime has reared its stinky head in southeast Alabama: Potty tipping. Someone has been overturning portable toilets at four construction sites in the Dothan area, with one company reporting that four or five were flipped in a week. Several firms have complained. I assure you that potty tipping is not a new crime. Potty tipping has been around since the out-house days.
Former Poison singer Bret Michaels has asked fans to help him find his custom-made guitar, which was apparently stolen at the end of a concert last week. That reminds me. I have a guitar on ebay which was formerly owned by Bret Michaels. Just don't ask where I got it.
Vanilla Ice Reunited With Wallaroo, Goat. Yo Vanilla, Kick It One Time Boyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Yeah, I still like Vanilla Ice.
Paul McCartney will headline the Super Bowl halftime show on Feb. 6 as the NFL goes mainstream after the controversy over last February's show. I hope I get to see his nipples. In my opinion, every performer at the super bowl should show their nipples. Actually, everyone everywhere should show their nipples.
A deer hunter who apparently intruded on private property killed five other hunters who had been staying in a nearby cabin and wounded three more during the opening weekend of deer season. Hunters are crazy. Nuts.
Awakened by a loud bang and the ring of their doorbell, an interracial couple peered out the front window of their Long Island home at 3 a.m. yesterday and saw a cross burning on the front lawn. The couple went outside and roasted marshmellows in the nude. It was reported that the black male was "hung". hahahahaha
Kirstie Alley flips us off. I love Kirstie. You Go Kirstie!!!
Thieves have made off with DaimlerChrysler Chief Executive Juergen Schrempp's armoured Mercedes limousine while the high-powered car was parked on a Stuttgart street.
World's official oldest man dies at 113.
TODAY IN HISTORY:
1718 - Off the coast of Virginia, English pirate Edward Teach (best known as "Blackbeard") is killed in battle when a British boarding party cornered and then shot and stabbed him more than 25 times.
1935 - The China Clipper takes off from Alameda, California in an attempt to deliver the first airmail cargo across the Pacific Ocean (the airplane later reached its destination, Manila, and delivered over 110,000 pieces of mail).
1942 - World War II: Battle of Stalingrad - The situation for the German attackers of Stalingrad seems desperate during the Soviet counter-attack Operation Uranus and General Friedrich von Paulus sends Adolf Hitler a telegram saying that the German 6th army is surrounded.
1963 - John F. Kennedy assassination: In Dallas, Texas, US President John F. Kennedy is assassinated, Texas Governor John B. Connally is seriously wounded, and US Vice-President Lyndon B. Johnson is sworn-in as the 36th President of the United States.
1972 - Vietnam War: The United States loses its first B-52 Stratofortress of the war.
1975 - Juan Carlos is declared King of Spain following the death of dictator Francisco Franco.
1977 - British Airways inaugurates regular London to New York City supersonic Concorde service.
1986 - Mike Tyson knocks-out Trevor Berbick in a round 2 fight, becoming the youngest world heavyweight-boxing champion (He 20 years, 4 months old).
1988 - In Palmdale, California, the first prototype B-2 Spirit stealth bomber is revealed.
1989 - In west Beirut, a bomb explodes near the motorcade of Lebanese President Rene Moawad, killing him.
1990 - Margaret Thatcher resigns as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
2002 - In Nigeria, more than 100 people are killed at an attack aimed at the contestants of the Miss World contest.
BIRTHDAYS:
1643 - Robert Cavelier de La Salle, French explorer (d. 1687). La Salle Parish Louisiana named after him.
1868 - John Nance Garner, U.S. Vice President (d. 1967)
1890 - Charles de Gaulle, general, President of France (d. 1970)
1893 - Harley J. Earl, automobile designer, father of the Chevrolet Corvette (d. 1969)
1921 - Rodney Dangerfield, comedian, actor (d. 2004)
1950 - Steve Van Zandt, musician
1958 - Jamie Lee Curtis, actress
1976 - Ville Valo lead singer of finnish rock band HIM
DEATHS:
1718 - Edward Teach ("Blackbeard"), pirate
1875 - Henry Wilson, United States Vice President
1916 - Jack London, writer
1963 - John F. Kennedy, 35th President of the United States
1980 - Mae West, actress, writer
1997 - Michael Hutchence, singer/songwriter
2004 - Fred Hale Sr., Worlds oldest man. Hale, one of two children, was born on a farm in New Sharon, Maine, on December 1, 1890, before cars and airplanes and in the same year Sioux Indians were massacred at Wounded Knee, South Dakota.
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