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A team of British scientists has set sail on a voyage to examine why a huge chunk of the earth's crust is missing, deep under the Atlantic Ocean -- a phenomenon that challenges conventional ideas about how the earth works.
At a laboratory in Germany, volunteers slide into a donut-shaped MRI machine and perform simple tasks, such as deciding whether to add or subtract two numbers, or choosing which of two buttons to press. They have no inkling that scientists in the next room are trying to read their minds — using a brain scan to figure out their intention before it is turned into action. Intwesting....
The world's first female astronaut Valentina Tereshkova, marking her 70th birthday on Tuesday, says she still dreams of flying to Mars -- even on a one-way ticket. What a way to go???
Off-Duty NORTHWEST AIRLINES employee charged with assault on flight; woman says man ejaculated on her...
chool district: 6th graders had sex in class while teacher was present... They should make kids wait until at least jr high before letting them have sex in class.
NASA officials say the space agency is capable of finding nearly all the asteroids that might pose a devastating hit to Earth, but there isn't enough money to pay for the task so it won't get done. Oh, well that makes sense. How about taking some of that funky money from crazy stuff that is not needed anyway and putting it towards saving ourselves from those asteroids??? The dinosaurs did the same thing. People think dinosaurs were dumb animals but they were very intelligent and acted more like us. They too wanted to spend their money on other things and the big one came. No more dinosaurs. Take notice. There is a crazy person at my computer, controlling my body, and should be exterminated.
The giant palm salamander of Central America shoots out its tongue with more instantaneous power than any known muscle in the animal kingdom. ....and that's why the ladies love him.
A helicopter is not necessarily a match for an angry moose. Instead of lying down after being shot with a tranquilizer dart, a moose charged a hovering helicopter used by a wildlife biologist, damaging the aircraft's tail rotor and forcing it to the ground. Take that you crazy flying thing that won't leave me alone. How ya like me now, biotch?
A new dinosaur species was a plant-eater with yard-long horns over its eyebrows, suggesting an evolutionary middle step between older dinosaurs with even larger horns and the small-horned creatures that followed. Evolution? We don't say that word around here. EvolutionEvolutionEvolutionEvolutionEvolutionEvolutionEvolutionEvolutionEvolution
A Mexican man has discovered dozens of dinosaur footprints dating back up to 110 million years along the banks of a dried river. See story above. Evolution
Teenager leaves "deposit" in bank. Blahahahahahahahahaha Deposit!!!!!
Denver Unveils Parking Meters for Homeless... The old parking meters have been placed at various locations in downtown, including Skyline Park. The idea is to encourage people to put the money into the parking meters instead of giving to panhandlers. Money raised from the meters will go to organizations fighting homelessness. Denver should go to hell. Of course you know they'll be skimming this money and it'll go in some rich fat dudes back pocket. Listen people, I don't mean to be harsh but.... if you see a homeless person and you want to help him, give him the money not some "I'm an agent, let me get this money to them" company. If you put the money in the homeless persons hand, regardless of what he does with it, you know you've done something to help the fellow man. That's what life's all about. Most people take, take, take and never give. I think Denver should get out of the way and leave them alone but that's just my opinion dude.
Creature Regrows Entire Body from One Blood Vessel...
More than 400 movie, TV and theater costumes were up for auction Tuesday at Bonhams in London, in what the British auction house called the country's largest such sale. I want new additions to my wardrobe. I think I'll jump on the company jet and take a look.
Today in History:
1521 - Ferdinand Magellan arrives at Guam.
1646 Joseph Jenkes, Massachusetts, receives 1st colonial machine patent
1788 - The First Fleet arrives at Norfolk Island in order to found a convict settlement.
1799 Napoleon captures Jaffa Palestine
1820 - The Missouri Compromise is signed into law by President James Monroe. The compromise allows Missouri to enter the Union as a slave state, but makes the rest of the northern part of the Louisiana Purchase territory slavery-free.
1831 Edgar Allen Poe removed from West Point military academy. Did you know that Poe was Po when he died? Very sad.
1836 - Texas Revolution: Battle of the Alamo - After a 13-day siege by an army of 3,000 Mexican troops, the 189 Texas volunteers defending the Alamo are defeated and the fort taken.
1836 3,000 Mexicans beat 182 Texans at the Alamo, after 13 day fight. Well, that was a fair fight. In war, there are no fair fights.
1857 - The Supreme Court of the United States rules in the Dred Scott v. Sandford case.
1857 Dred Scott Decision: Supreme Court rules slaves cannot be citizens.
1865 President Lincoln's 2nd Inaugural Ball
1869 - Dmitri Mendeleev presents the first periodic table to the Russian Chemical Society.
1882 Monarch Milan Obrenovic of Serbia crowns himself king. I've been meaning to do that myself.
1886 1st US alternating current power plant starts, Great Barrington MA
1896 1st auto in Detroit MI, Charles B King rides his "Horseless Carriage"
1899 - Bayer registers aspirin as a trademark.
1918 US naval collier "Cyclops" disappears in Bermuda Triangle
1922 Babe Ruth signs 3 years at $52,000 a year New York Yankee contract
1927 - Fritz Lang's Metropolis is released
1930 Brooklyn's Clarence Birdseye develops a method for quick freezing food
1940 1st US telecast from an airplane, New York NY
1944 USAF begins daylight bombing of Berlin
1947 XB-45, 1st US 4-engine jet bomber, makes 1st test flight, Muroc CA
1948 - USS Newport News, the first air-conditioned naval ship, is launched from Newport News, Virginia.
1951 - The trial of Ethel and Julius Rosenberg begins.
1959 Farthest radio signal heard (Pioneer IV, 400,000 miles)
1964 - Prophet Elijah Muhammad officially gives Cassius Clay the name Muhammad Ali meaning "beloved of Allah".
1964 Liz Taylor's 3rd divorce (Eddie Fisher)
1964 - Tom O'Hara sets a new world record for the indoor mile run by completing it in 3 minutes, 56.4 seconds.
1965 1st nonstop helicopter crossing of North America, JR Willford
1966 Barry Sadlers' "Ballad of the Green Berets" becomes #1 (13 weeks)
1967 Muhammad Ali is ordered by selective service to be inducted
And now for our newest segment on the show..... The Manson Moment.
1970 - Suspected murderer Charles Manson releases Lie: The Love & Terror Cult to help finance his defense. I need to check this one out.
1970 Beatles release "Let it Be" in UK
1974 An Italian loses a record $1,920,000 at roulette in Monte Carlo
1978 Hustler publisher Larry Flynt shot & crippled by a sniper in Georgia
1981 - After 19 years presenting the CBS Evening News, Walter Cronkite signs off for the last time.
1982 Susan Birmingham makes loudest recorded human shout (120 dB). I've dated people that could give her a run for the money.
1985 Mexican authorities find body of US drug agent Enrique C Salaazar
1992 - The Michelangelo computer virus begins to affect computers.
1997 - Picasso's painting Tête de Femme is stolen from a London gallery, and is recovered a week later. What do you do with a stolen Picasso?
1998 1st time the British flag is flown over Buckingham Palace
1998 Matt Beck, an angry lottery accountant kills 4 at Connecticut state lottery
Happy Birthday:
1475 - Michelangelo, Italian artist (d. 1564) Oh, so they made the virus take affect on Michelangelo's birthday. How cool.
1905 - Bob Wills, American singer (d. 1975)
1906 - Lou Costello, American actor comedian (d. 1959) Of Abette and Costello
1923 - Ed McMahon, American television personality
1926 - Alan Greenspan, American economist
1927 - Gordon Cooper, astronaut (d. 2004)
1944 - Mary Wilson, American singer (Supremes)
1946 - David Gilmour, British musician (Pink Floyd)
1947 - Kiki Dee, British singer. Her most famous song was a duet with Elton John, entitled "Don't Go Breaking My Heart", which was released in 1976 and went to Number 1.
1947 - Rob Reiner, American actor, comedian, and film producer
1959 - Tom Arnold, American actor and comedian
1972 - Shaquille O'Neal, American basketball player
Deaths on this day:
1490 - Ivan the Young, Ruler of Tver (b. 1458) Son of Ivan the Old, Grandson of Ivan the Older
1836 - Davy Crockett, American frontiersman (b. 1786)
1836 - Jim Bowie, American pioneer and soldier (b. 1796)
1842 - Constanze Mozart, wife of W.A. Mozart (b. 1763)
1967 - Nelson Eddy, American singer and actor (b. 1901)
2006 - Dana Reeve, American actress, wife of Christopher Reeve (b. 1961)
At a laboratory in Germany, volunteers slide into a donut-shaped MRI machine and perform simple tasks, such as deciding whether to add or subtract two numbers, or choosing which of two buttons to press. They have no inkling that scientists in the next room are trying to read their minds — using a brain scan to figure out their intention before it is turned into action. Intwesting....
The world's first female astronaut Valentina Tereshkova, marking her 70th birthday on Tuesday, says she still dreams of flying to Mars -- even on a one-way ticket. What a way to go???
Off-Duty NORTHWEST AIRLINES employee charged with assault on flight; woman says man ejaculated on her...
chool district: 6th graders had sex in class while teacher was present... They should make kids wait until at least jr high before letting them have sex in class.
NASA officials say the space agency is capable of finding nearly all the asteroids that might pose a devastating hit to Earth, but there isn't enough money to pay for the task so it won't get done. Oh, well that makes sense. How about taking some of that funky money from crazy stuff that is not needed anyway and putting it towards saving ourselves from those asteroids??? The dinosaurs did the same thing. People think dinosaurs were dumb animals but they were very intelligent and acted more like us. They too wanted to spend their money on other things and the big one came. No more dinosaurs. Take notice. There is a crazy person at my computer, controlling my body, and should be exterminated.
The giant palm salamander of Central America shoots out its tongue with more instantaneous power than any known muscle in the animal kingdom. ....and that's why the ladies love him.
A helicopter is not necessarily a match for an angry moose. Instead of lying down after being shot with a tranquilizer dart, a moose charged a hovering helicopter used by a wildlife biologist, damaging the aircraft's tail rotor and forcing it to the ground. Take that you crazy flying thing that won't leave me alone. How ya like me now, biotch?A new dinosaur species was a plant-eater with yard-long horns over its eyebrows, suggesting an evolutionary middle step between older dinosaurs with even larger horns and the small-horned creatures that followed. Evolution? We don't say that word around here. EvolutionEvolutionEvolutionEvolutionEvolutionEvolutionEvolutionEvolutionEvolution
A Mexican man has discovered dozens of dinosaur footprints dating back up to 110 million years along the banks of a dried river. See story above. Evolution
Teenager leaves "deposit" in bank. Blahahahahahahahahaha Deposit!!!!!
Denver Unveils Parking Meters for Homeless... The old parking meters have been placed at various locations in downtown, including Skyline Park. The idea is to encourage people to put the money into the parking meters instead of giving to panhandlers. Money raised from the meters will go to organizations fighting homelessness. Denver should go to hell. Of course you know they'll be skimming this money and it'll go in some rich fat dudes back pocket. Listen people, I don't mean to be harsh but.... if you see a homeless person and you want to help him, give him the money not some "I'm an agent, let me get this money to them" company. If you put the money in the homeless persons hand, regardless of what he does with it, you know you've done something to help the fellow man. That's what life's all about. Most people take, take, take and never give. I think Denver should get out of the way and leave them alone but that's just my opinion dude.
Creature Regrows Entire Body from One Blood Vessel...
More than 400 movie, TV and theater costumes were up for auction Tuesday at Bonhams in London, in what the British auction house called the country's largest such sale. I want new additions to my wardrobe. I think I'll jump on the company jet and take a look.
Today in History:
1521 - Ferdinand Magellan arrives at Guam.
1646 Joseph Jenkes, Massachusetts, receives 1st colonial machine patent
1788 - The First Fleet arrives at Norfolk Island in order to found a convict settlement.
1799 Napoleon captures Jaffa Palestine
1820 - The Missouri Compromise is signed into law by President James Monroe. The compromise allows Missouri to enter the Union as a slave state, but makes the rest of the northern part of the Louisiana Purchase territory slavery-free.
1831 Edgar Allen Poe removed from West Point military academy. Did you know that Poe was Po when he died? Very sad.
1836 - Texas Revolution: Battle of the Alamo - After a 13-day siege by an army of 3,000 Mexican troops, the 189 Texas volunteers defending the Alamo are defeated and the fort taken.
1836 3,000 Mexicans beat 182 Texans at the Alamo, after 13 day fight. Well, that was a fair fight. In war, there are no fair fights.
1857 - The Supreme Court of the United States rules in the Dred Scott v. Sandford case.
1857 Dred Scott Decision: Supreme Court rules slaves cannot be citizens.
1865 President Lincoln's 2nd Inaugural Ball
1869 - Dmitri Mendeleev presents the first periodic table to the Russian Chemical Society.
1882 Monarch Milan Obrenovic of Serbia crowns himself king. I've been meaning to do that myself.
1886 1st US alternating current power plant starts, Great Barrington MA
1896 1st auto in Detroit MI, Charles B King rides his "Horseless Carriage"
1899 - Bayer registers aspirin as a trademark.
1918 US naval collier "Cyclops" disappears in Bermuda Triangle
1922 Babe Ruth signs 3 years at $52,000 a year New York Yankee contract
1927 - Fritz Lang's Metropolis is released
1930 Brooklyn's Clarence Birdseye develops a method for quick freezing food
1940 1st US telecast from an airplane, New York NY
1944 USAF begins daylight bombing of Berlin
1947 XB-45, 1st US 4-engine jet bomber, makes 1st test flight, Muroc CA
1948 - USS Newport News, the first air-conditioned naval ship, is launched from Newport News, Virginia.
1951 - The trial of Ethel and Julius Rosenberg begins.
1959 Farthest radio signal heard (Pioneer IV, 400,000 miles)
1964 - Prophet Elijah Muhammad officially gives Cassius Clay the name Muhammad Ali meaning "beloved of Allah".
1964 Liz Taylor's 3rd divorce (Eddie Fisher)
1964 - Tom O'Hara sets a new world record for the indoor mile run by completing it in 3 minutes, 56.4 seconds.
1965 1st nonstop helicopter crossing of North America, JR Willford
1966 Barry Sadlers' "Ballad of the Green Berets" becomes #1 (13 weeks)
1967 Muhammad Ali is ordered by selective service to be inducted
And now for our newest segment on the show..... The Manson Moment.
1970 - Suspected murderer Charles Manson releases Lie: The Love & Terror Cult to help finance his defense. I need to check this one out.1970 Beatles release "Let it Be" in UK
1974 An Italian loses a record $1,920,000 at roulette in Monte Carlo
1978 Hustler publisher Larry Flynt shot & crippled by a sniper in Georgia
1981 - After 19 years presenting the CBS Evening News, Walter Cronkite signs off for the last time.
1982 Susan Birmingham makes loudest recorded human shout (120 dB). I've dated people that could give her a run for the money.
1985 Mexican authorities find body of US drug agent Enrique C Salaazar
1992 - The Michelangelo computer virus begins to affect computers.
1997 - Picasso's painting Tête de Femme is stolen from a London gallery, and is recovered a week later. What do you do with a stolen Picasso?
1998 1st time the British flag is flown over Buckingham Palace
1998 Matt Beck, an angry lottery accountant kills 4 at Connecticut state lottery
Happy Birthday:
1475 - Michelangelo, Italian artist (d. 1564) Oh, so they made the virus take affect on Michelangelo's birthday. How cool.
1905 - Bob Wills, American singer (d. 1975)
1906 - Lou Costello, American actor comedian (d. 1959) Of Abette and Costello
1923 - Ed McMahon, American television personality
1926 - Alan Greenspan, American economist
1927 - Gordon Cooper, astronaut (d. 2004)
1944 - Mary Wilson, American singer (Supremes)
1946 - David Gilmour, British musician (Pink Floyd)
1947 - Kiki Dee, British singer. Her most famous song was a duet with Elton John, entitled "Don't Go Breaking My Heart", which was released in 1976 and went to Number 1.
1947 - Rob Reiner, American actor, comedian, and film producer
1959 - Tom Arnold, American actor and comedian
1972 - Shaquille O'Neal, American basketball player
Deaths on this day:
1490 - Ivan the Young, Ruler of Tver (b. 1458) Son of Ivan the Old, Grandson of Ivan the Older
1836 - Davy Crockett, American frontiersman (b. 1786)
1836 - Jim Bowie, American pioneer and soldier (b. 1796)
1842 - Constanze Mozart, wife of W.A. Mozart (b. 1763)
1967 - Nelson Eddy, American singer and actor (b. 1901)
2006 - Dana Reeve, American actress, wife of Christopher Reeve (b. 1961)
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