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A mexican, a polish guy, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "what is this? Some kind of a joke?"

Jane and I saw Pan's Labyrinth yesterday. It was good but very gory. The entire movie was in spanish with subtitles. It was still a pleasureable experience.

Today in the news:
Straighter teeth won't guarantee happiness. I coulda tole ya dat. I gots friends without no teefies and they happy fine.

Huge python makes a meal of 11 guard dogs When you want a good hot dog, you want a good hot dog.

Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro was euthanized Monday after complications from his gruesome breakdown at last year's Preakness, ending an eight-month ordeal that prompted an outpouring of support across the country. Very sad. I hope they paid their insurance premium.

There are no free rides to outer space Obviously the sixties passed them by.

Jermaine Jackson wants his brother Michael to convert to Islam. No matter where you go, someone will always be pushing their religion on you. Keep the Faith Michael. Just be you, dude... or dudette.

An Irish convict who stole a car to get back to prison after missing a weekend release deadline has been given a six month suspended jail sentence. Atleast he tried. You gotta give him that.

A drunk man who tried to climb over a freight train stopped at a downtown crossing ended up going for a ride when the train took off. Blahahahahahahaha. I just wonder....Do you think he sang any Johnny Cash when this all happened?

Today in History:
1595 - William Shakespeare's play Romeo and Juliet is probably first performed.

1676 - Feodor III becomes Tsar of Russia.

1834 - US President Andrew Jackson orders first use of federal soldiers to suppress a labor dispute.

1845 - The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe is published in the New York Evening Mirror.

1856 - Queen Victoria institutes the Victoria Cross.

1886 - Karl Benz patents the first successful gasoline-driven automobile.

1933 - President of Germany Paul von Hindenburg appoints Adolf Hitler as Chancellor of Germany.

1944 - The battleship USS Missouri is launched.

1958 - Police capture Charles Starkweather in Wyoming.

1959 - Sleeping Beauty, an animated feature produced by Walt Disney based upon a fairy tale, is released.

1978 - Sweden outlaws aerosol sprays due to their harmful effect on the ozone layer, becoming the first nation to enact such a ban.

1996 - La Fenice, Venice's opera house, is destroyed by fire.

2007 - Mitsy became a homeowner. Rockin'!!!!

Happy Birthday:
1737 - Thomas Paine, American patriot (d. 1809)
1874 - John D. Rockefeller Jr., American entrepreneur (d. 1960)
1880 - W.C. Fields, American actor (d. 1946)
1933 - Ron Townson, American singer (The 5th Dimension) (d. 2001)
1936 - James Jamerson, American bass guitarist for Motown Records (d. 1983)
1945 - Tom Selleck, American actor
1952 - Tommy Ramone, Hungarian-born musician and record producer (The Ramones)
1954 - Oprah Winfrey, American producer, actress, and publisher
1981 - Jonny Lang, American musician

Deaths on this day:
1696 - Ivan V, Russian tsar
1730 - Tsar Peter II of Russia (b. 1715) This just wasn't a good day for Tsars.
1820 - King George III of the United Kingdom (b. 1738)
1963 - Robert Frost, American poet (b. 1874)
1969 - Allen Dulles, American CIA director (b. 1893)
1977 - Freddie Prinze, American actor and comedian (b. 1954)
1980 - Jimmy Durante, American actor and comedian (b. 1893)