Happy Birthday Jesus!!!

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Space Rage??? An astronaut charged with attempting to kidnap a romantic rival in a love triangle with another astronaut was ordered released on bail Tuesday under the condition that she not contact the alleged victim. She drove 900 miles, donned a disguise and was armed with a BB gun and pepper spray when she confronted a woman she believed was a competitor for the affections of Navy Cmdr. William Oefelein, a fellow astronaut. Isn't it strange what love can make you do....

FEMA wants over $300M in Katrina aid back. In the neighborhood President Bush visited right after Hurricane Katrina, the U.S. government gave $84.5 million to more than 10,000 households. But Census figures show fewer than 8,000 homes existed there at the time. Uh Oh! It's about time that those who took advantage of the situation should have to pay the fiddler. There is always someone trying to get something for free. Freeloaders suck!!!

For most women, the choice between sex and a new wardrobe is simple -- they go for the clothes. That's depressing. I think this story just changed my outlook on life.

A Japanese man told police he stole a patrol car that had been left idling outside a post office in Gunma, north of Tokyo, because he was too tired to walk home.

Doctor, deer collide on ski trail. Dr. Ray Stone had no warning before he was knocked off his feet last month while skiing down the Haulback Trail at Sugarloaf/USA. "My first thought was, 'What hit me?...a (snow) boarder? drunk skier? linebacker?'"

Police arrest accused 'pedicure bandit' . It could've been worse. It could've been the "Wet Bandits" from Home Alone.....

For those who want to be really buff, a Dutch gym is introducing training sessions for nudists.

Gambler gives birth on N.J. casino floor. "Clean-up on isle 7.......... I'm gonna need a mop here."


Today in History:




















46 BC - Julius Caesar defeats the combined army of Pompeian followers and Numidians under Metellus Scipio and Juba at Thapsus.

1508 Maximilian I crowned Holy Roman Emperor

1685 - James II of England and VII of Scotland becomes King upon the death of his brother Charles II.

1778 - American Revolutionary War: In Paris the Treaty of Alliance and the Treaty of Amity and Commerce are signed by the United States and France signaling official recognition of the new republic.

1778 England declares war on France

1815 - New Jersey grants the first American railroad charter to a John Stevens.

1832 US ship destroys Sumatran village in retaliation for piracy

1862 - American Civil War: Ulysses S. Grant gives the United States its first victory of the war, by capturing Fort Henry, Tennessee, known as the Battle of Fort Henry. Grant earns the nickname "Unconditional Surrender" Grant







1869 Harper's Weekly publishes 1st picture of Uncle Sam with chin whiskers








1891 1st great train robbery by Dalton Gang (Southern Pacific #17)

1911 Great fire destroys downtown Constantinople/Istanbul Turkey

1918 Britain grants women (30 & over) the vote

1921 "The Kid", starring Charlie Chaplin & Jackie Coogan, released






1935 Board game "Monopoly" goes on sale for the 1st time






1943 1st Spitfire in action above Darwin, Australia, Mu Ki-46 shot down

1943 Singer Frank Sinatra debuts on radio's "Your Hit Parade" . I bet the spitfire pilot was completely unaware.

1948 1st radio-controlled airplane flown

1948 KNXT (now KCBS) TV channel 2 in Los Angeles CA (CBS) 1st broadcast

1951 Radio commentator Paul Harvey arrested for trying to sneak into the Argonne National Laboratory, Chicago IL. When he was released, do you think he said "Paul Harvey, .....Good Day"???

1951 US performs nuclear test at Nevada Test Site Argonne Atomic Lab (Illinois), to demonstrate lax in security

1951 - The Broker, a Pennsylvania Railroad passenger train derails near Woodbridge Township, New Jersey. The accident kills 85 people and injures over 500 more. The wreck is one of the worst rail disasters in American history.

1952 - Elizabeth II becomes Queen upon the death of her father George VI. At the exact moment of succession, she was in a treehouse at the Treetops Hotel in Kenya.

1952 England replaces King George VI stamp series with Queen Elizabeth II

1956 French premier Guy Mollet pelted with tomatoes in Algiers. It was free vegetable day at the market. What's the big deal?

1956 University of Alabama refuses admission to Autherine Lucy (because he's black). In celebration of black history month, I decided to include this topic. Guess what March is on My Crazy Life? White History Month. I'm not prejudice, I just want to celebrate being caucasion, is that wrong?
1958 - George Harrison was invited to watch The Beatles . What, what, what?

1965 "Kelly" opens & closes at Broadhurst Theater NYC. That must've sucked.

1965 Righteous Brothers "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'" hits #1. I bet they weren't at "Kelly"?

1968 Former President Dwight Eisenhower shot a hole-in-one. Here at My Crazy Life we not only tell you the important and meaningful stories of past, present, and sometimes future,... we also tell you the meaningless crap that no one should care about but does. We now return to your regularly broadcast post.

1971 - Project Apollo: Apollo 14 Mission - Alan Shepherd becomes the first person to hit a golf ball on the Moon.

1974 US House of Representatives begins determining grounds for impeachment of Nixon

1976 George Harrison releases "This Guitar (Can't Keep From Crying)"

1977 Alain Prieur jumps his motorcycle 65 meter over 16 buses, near Paris. I can do that, as can anyone else that can ride a motorcycle. The story should read, ... Alain Prieur survives a jump on his motorcyce that was 65 meters over 16 buses.

1978 Muriel, wife of late Hubert Humphrey (Senator-D-MN) takes his office. "You'd better return that right now missy!"

1981 Beatles McCartney, Starr & Harrison record a tribute to John Lennon

1982 "Centerfold" by J Geils Band hit #1 on pop chart

1985 - Steve Wozniak leaves Apple Computer. Where did he leave it?

1987 No-smoking rules take effect in federal buildings. Cancer is cured.

1990 Steve Briers of Wales recited the entire lyrics of Queen's album "A Night At The Opera" in 9 minutes & 58.44 seconds backwards! Now that impresses me.

1992 - The Saami people of Scandinavia have an official day celebrating their existence. I should do the same thing. It's official,....I'm celebrating my existence today. I'm here. Wow was that fun.

1995 Beachboy Brian Wilson wed Melinda Ledbetter

1995 Darryl Strawberry suspended from baseball for 60 days. It was probably because of his name, just out of principle.

1996 - A Birgen Air Boeing 757 crashes into the Atlantic Ocean, off the coast of Dominican Republic killing 189.

1996 Heidi Fleiss scheduled to begin her 7 year jail sentence

1997 Diane Blood, 32, in England, won right to use her dead husbands sperm... For what? That's what I'd like to know.

1998 - Washington National Airport is renamed Ronald Reagan National Airport.

1998 Mary Kay LeTourneau, 36, former teacher, who violated probation by seeing 14 year old father of her baby, sentenced to 7½ years

2001 - Don Felder is fired from the Eagles.
Felder responded by filing two lawsuits against "Eagles, Ltd., a California corporation; Don Henley, an individual; Glenn Frey, an individual; and Does 1-50", alleging wrongful termination, breach of implied-in-fact contract, and breach of fiduciary duty, reportedly seeking $50,000,000 in damages.
In his latter complaint, Felder alleges that from the 1994 Hell Freezes Over tour onward, Henley and Frey had "...insisted that they each receive a higher percentage of the band's profits...", whereas the money had previously been split in five equal portions. Felder also accuses them of coercing Felder into signing an agreement under which Henley and Frey would receive three times as much of the Selected Works: 1972-1999 proceeds as would Felder.

2007 - Steven Cook becomes James May. Who becomes who? Who cares?


Happy Birthday:
0000 - Jesus Christ, Our lord and savour. That's what wikipedia told me. Look it up.
1665 - Queen Anne of England (d. 1714) Nice legs.
1756 - Aaron Burr, 3rd Vice President of the United States (d. 1836)
1838 - Sir Henry Irving, British actor, inspiration for Dracula (d. 1905)
1895 - Babe Ruth, baseball player (d. 1948)
1911 - Ronald Reagan, 40th President of the United States (d. 2004)
1912 - Eva Braun, German mistress of Adolf Hitler (d. 1945)
1917 - Zsa Zsa Gabor, Hungarian actress. I'm getting Hungary right about now. hehe
1931 - Rip Torn, American actor
1940 - Tom Brokaw, American news anchorman
1945 - Bob Marley, Jamaican singer (d. 1981)
1950 - Natalie Cole, American singer
1962 - Axl Rose, American singer (Guns N' Roses) [William Bailey]
1966 - Rick Astley, British singer (Never Gonna Give You Up)


Deaths on This Day:
1685 - King Charles II of England (b. 1630)
1998 - Carl Wilson, American musician (The Beach Boys) (b. 1946) (that's right. no one died for 313 years between King Charles and Carl Wilson. It was a good 3 centruies)