Crazy Happenins
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It's Thursday morning and I'm very tired. I stayed up late last night. I watched a movie called Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. It's a pretty funny show. I, along with my friends William and Brenda, am gonna be an extra in their upcoming film Harold and Kumar Go To Amsterdam. It looks like it'll be a fun shoot.
And in other news:
Wedding guests cancel for Saints game. I never cared to watch baseball.
U.S. warns about Canadian spy coins. Spy coins?
A farmer's home in northern Serbia was destroyed in a blaze caused by three pigs that broke out of their pen, walked into the living room and knocked over the TV. Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.
Stolen ashes of Florida child returned to parents.
Home renovators looking to bring life to the smallest room in their home now have the chance -- with a toilet that doubles as an aquarium. The Fish 'n Flush is a clear two-piece toilet tank that replaces a standard toilet tank, with a see-through aquarium wrapping itself around a conventional toilet tank.
Two mothers and their 13-year-old daughters were arrested after police say one woman drove her already suspended daughter to school to fight a teenage rival. Can you say dum?
A mail carrier had a blood-alcohol level nearly four times the legal limit when he was arrested for driving his delivery truck into oncoming traffic and crashing into a sign.
As if reading, writing and arithmetic weren't enough, one Japanese high school now also plans to include chopstick skills on its entrance exams.
Georgia bank robbed two days in a row. I'm glad I don't work there. Let's me check my schedule. Get to work at 8. Take a break at 10. Bank robbery at 10:45. Dinner at noon. Last break at 3. Get off at 5.
Today in History:
1569 - First recorded lottery in England.
1794 - Robert Forsythe, a US Marshal was killed in Augusta, Georgia when trying to serve court papers, the first US Marshal to die in action.
1902 - Popular Mechanics magazine was published for the first time.
1908 - Grand Canyon National Monument is created.
1922 - First use of insulin to treat diabetes in a human patient.
1935 - Amelia Earhart is the first woman to fly solo from Hawaii to California.
1949 - First recorded case of snowfall in Los Angeles, California.
1963 - The Whisky a Go Go night club in Los Angeles, the first disco in the USA, is opened.
1973 - Beginning of the Watergate burglars trial.
1992 - Paul Simon is the first major artist to tour South Africa after the end of the cultural boycott.
And in other news:
Wedding guests cancel for Saints game. I never cared to watch baseball.
U.S. warns about Canadian spy coins. Spy coins?
A farmer's home in northern Serbia was destroyed in a blaze caused by three pigs that broke out of their pen, walked into the living room and knocked over the TV. Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.
Stolen ashes of Florida child returned to parents.
Home renovators looking to bring life to the smallest room in their home now have the chance -- with a toilet that doubles as an aquarium. The Fish 'n Flush is a clear two-piece toilet tank that replaces a standard toilet tank, with a see-through aquarium wrapping itself around a conventional toilet tank.
Two mothers and their 13-year-old daughters were arrested after police say one woman drove her already suspended daughter to school to fight a teenage rival. Can you say dum?
A mail carrier had a blood-alcohol level nearly four times the legal limit when he was arrested for driving his delivery truck into oncoming traffic and crashing into a sign.
As if reading, writing and arithmetic weren't enough, one Japanese high school now also plans to include chopstick skills on its entrance exams.
Georgia bank robbed two days in a row. I'm glad I don't work there. Let's me check my schedule. Get to work at 8. Take a break at 10. Bank robbery at 10:45. Dinner at noon. Last break at 3. Get off at 5.
Today in History:
1569 - First recorded lottery in England.
1794 - Robert Forsythe, a US Marshal was killed in Augusta, Georgia when trying to serve court papers, the first US Marshal to die in action.
1902 - Popular Mechanics magazine was published for the first time.
1908 - Grand Canyon National Monument is created.
1922 - First use of insulin to treat diabetes in a human patient.
1935 - Amelia Earhart is the first woman to fly solo from Hawaii to California.
1949 - First recorded case of snowfall in Los Angeles, California.
1963 - The Whisky a Go Go night club in Los Angeles, the first disco in the USA, is opened.
1973 - Beginning of the Watergate burglars trial.
1992 - Paul Simon is the first major artist to tour South Africa after the end of the cultural boycott.
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