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A MURDERER dubbed the vampire killer after he drank his best pal's blood and ate his skull has been found dead in prison.
It's 'Don't Bring Your Guns to Work Day' in Little Rock Arkansas. Hmm. Arkansas....Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
Police are searching for fans who hurled eggs and dumped manure at the home of a Canadian Football League player who missed a critical kick in a semifinal game on Sunday. What a crappy thing to do. Those eggheads should be kicked!!!
A drug sniffer dog working at a prison in northern England has received death threats because it is so good at its job. I'll bet that dog got nervous. He may even have to lay low for a while.
Newspaper readers were so touched by the story of a blind police dog named Timber that they paid for an operation to restore his sight. Finally, a police dog getting some respect.
Peruvian police said on Monday they seized nearly 1,540 pounds (700 kg) of cocaine hidden in frozen giant squid bound for Mexico and the United States.
eBay Inc. canceled bids for half of a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich that its owner said bore the image of the Virgin Mary. It's a good thing. I bet it tastes nasty after 10 years. Yuck!!!
Pfizer has begun pulling two television advertisements for its Viagra impotence drug after U.S. officials said the "wild thing" ads made unsubstantiated claims about a return of sexual desire. I'm gonna say something that might offend all of you. You'd better be sitting down. I'm not supposed to say this but here goes. SEX!!!!!!! There, I did it. Sex is evil. "Wild Thing" is an evil song. It was actually band from radio when it came out.
A man was undergoing psychiatric evaluation after he jumped naked into a pool of carnivorous reptiles at the Bronx Zoo. I bet that was a strange feeling. That gives me an idea.....(peering aimlessly into space deep in thought)
History for this day.
1849 Fyodor Dostoevsky is sentenced to death. Bummer.
1907 - Indian Territory and Oklahoma Territory become Oklahoma and are admitted as the 46th U.S. state.
1914 - The Federal Reserve Bank of the United States officially opens for business
1957 - Serial killer Edward Gein murders list last victim Bernice Worden. More about Ed Gein.
1957 Lawrence Welk's radio show canceled. It makes perfect sense. Hear me out. Ed Gein was so upset of the cancelling of Lawrence Welk's show that he took his last victim.....and, being the Lawrence Welk fan that he was, he figured....No more Lawrence Welk, no more murders. Or.... Ed Gein contacted the Station that hosted the radio show and said that he would stop killing if they cancelled the Welk show. Man that makes you wonder doesn't it? well, maybe not.
1965 - Venera program: The Soviet Union launches the Venera 3 space probe toward Venus, the first spacecraft to reach the surface of another planet.
1973 - Skylab program: NASA launches Skylab 4 with a crew of three astronauts from Cape Canaveral, Florida for an 84-day mission.
1973 - US President Richard Nixon signs the Trans-Alaska Pipeline Authorization Act into law, authorizing the construction of the Alaska Pipeline.
1981 - Luke and Laura marry on General Hospital; it is the highest-rated hour in daytime television history. Does that say something about Americans? Sad very sad.
1996 - Mother Teresa receives honorary US citizenship.
2000 - Bill Clinton becomes the first sitting US President to visit Vietnam.
2001 - The first Harry Potter film, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, is released, becoming the second highest grossing film around the world of all time. I thought it was Sorcerors Stone????
Happy Birthday to.....
42 BC - Tiberius, Roman emperor (d. 37)
1924 - James Bond, fictional character
1967 - Lisa Bonet, actress
Deaths:
1632 - Gustavus Adolphus, king of Sweden, in the Battle of Lützen
1724 - Jack Sheppard, notorious burglar hanged at Tyburn, London
1960 - Clark Gable, actor.
1980 - Louis Althusser's wife murdered
1997 - Russ Meyer, pornographic film producer
Police are searching for fans who hurled eggs and dumped manure at the home of a Canadian Football League player who missed a critical kick in a semifinal game on Sunday. What a crappy thing to do. Those eggheads should be kicked!!!
A drug sniffer dog working at a prison in northern England has received death threats because it is so good at its job. I'll bet that dog got nervous. He may even have to lay low for a while.
Newspaper readers were so touched by the story of a blind police dog named Timber that they paid for an operation to restore his sight. Finally, a police dog getting some respect.
Peruvian police said on Monday they seized nearly 1,540 pounds (700 kg) of cocaine hidden in frozen giant squid bound for Mexico and the United States.
eBay Inc. canceled bids for half of a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich that its owner said bore the image of the Virgin Mary. It's a good thing. I bet it tastes nasty after 10 years. Yuck!!!
Pfizer has begun pulling two television advertisements for its Viagra impotence drug after U.S. officials said the "wild thing" ads made unsubstantiated claims about a return of sexual desire. I'm gonna say something that might offend all of you. You'd better be sitting down. I'm not supposed to say this but here goes. SEX!!!!!!! There, I did it. Sex is evil. "Wild Thing" is an evil song. It was actually band from radio when it came out.
A man was undergoing psychiatric evaluation after he jumped naked into a pool of carnivorous reptiles at the Bronx Zoo. I bet that was a strange feeling. That gives me an idea.....(peering aimlessly into space deep in thought)
History for this day.
1849 Fyodor Dostoevsky is sentenced to death. Bummer.
1907 - Indian Territory and Oklahoma Territory become Oklahoma and are admitted as the 46th U.S. state.
1914 - The Federal Reserve Bank of the United States officially opens for business
1957 - Serial killer Edward Gein murders list last victim Bernice Worden. More about Ed Gein.
1957 Lawrence Welk's radio show canceled. It makes perfect sense. Hear me out. Ed Gein was so upset of the cancelling of Lawrence Welk's show that he took his last victim.....and, being the Lawrence Welk fan that he was, he figured....No more Lawrence Welk, no more murders. Or.... Ed Gein contacted the Station that hosted the radio show and said that he would stop killing if they cancelled the Welk show. Man that makes you wonder doesn't it? well, maybe not.
1965 - Venera program: The Soviet Union launches the Venera 3 space probe toward Venus, the first spacecraft to reach the surface of another planet.
1973 - Skylab program: NASA launches Skylab 4 with a crew of three astronauts from Cape Canaveral, Florida for an 84-day mission.
1973 - US President Richard Nixon signs the Trans-Alaska Pipeline Authorization Act into law, authorizing the construction of the Alaska Pipeline.
1981 - Luke and Laura marry on General Hospital; it is the highest-rated hour in daytime television history. Does that say something about Americans? Sad very sad.
1996 - Mother Teresa receives honorary US citizenship.
2000 - Bill Clinton becomes the first sitting US President to visit Vietnam.
2001 - The first Harry Potter film, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, is released, becoming the second highest grossing film around the world of all time. I thought it was Sorcerors Stone????
Happy Birthday to.....
42 BC - Tiberius, Roman emperor (d. 37)
1924 - James Bond, fictional character
1967 - Lisa Bonet, actress
Deaths:
1632 - Gustavus Adolphus, king of Sweden, in the Battle of Lützen
1724 - Jack Sheppard, notorious burglar hanged at Tyburn, London
1960 - Clark Gable, actor.
1980 - Louis Althusser's wife murdered
1997 - Russ Meyer, pornographic film producer
posted by Crazy B @ 9:03 AM
2 Comments:
You would have to want that coke pretty bad to snort it after it had been muggled in in some squid. Nasty. (Yes, I realize it would've been wrapped up, etc. but could you imagine squid-scented cocaine? Not that I know what regular, unscented coke smells like).
The British version of the first Harry POtter book is the Philosopher's Stone. They changed it to Sorcerer's Stone for American release. Why? I don't know.
Penny
Vewy Intwesting. I was totawy unawawe.
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