Revenge of the Sith

Ugg Boot


Have ya'll seen this yet? If not, go see it. I'm not putting anything on here to spoil the movie. So I go to my local toy store, I would give you the name but they don't pay for advertisement on my site, to purchase a Star Wars action figure for my cousins birthday. So far, I had avoided anything that could spoil anything in the movie. So the Toys R Us geek, I mean the unnamed toy store geek, told me about a variation to the action figure I was purchasing and why there was a variation. I mean details about a very certain part of the movie that I was dying to know. Before I could stop him, he had told me one of the main parts of the movie. All I wanted to do was to buy the figure and go see the movie. Am I a geek? At first glance, you may think, nah. Not a geek.......until you see my action figure room in my house. Then you're mind is made up. Geek, he is(spoken in Yoda voice).

So I went today to eat dinner (that's at noon for you yankees, the meal at the end of the day is supper). I went to Burger King to add to my collection of Burger King Star Wars toys. Sold out they are (Yoda again). So I pitch my fit and say that they should stock enough for the demand and throw down a single french fry and take a sip of coke. I showed them. Then I realize, no one's perfect. I'm reassured of this when I look at my Star Wars Burger King cup with a line showing how much ice and beverage to put into each cup. I thought you had to be a high school graduate to work at Burger King. I could be wrong. It's tough, you know, to fix a glass of coke.

Then, a chance for redemption. I notice the tear off "Choose Your Destiny" game piece on my french fry box. You can choose one of the two death stars to scratch off. One's a winner, one's a loser. At this very moment, I'm holding it up to the light to see if I can get a glimpse of which one is the winner. No luck. Will I be a loser again? I'm nervous. I really want to be a winner. I'm using my Jedi power to choose. Follow your heart.............(scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch)......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm a loser once again. I'm going to destroy Burger King.(darth vader) Hunger, I feel. Deep hunger. (Yoda again). Meessaa thinks Burger Kings game is rigged it is.(Jar Jar). Victory you shall have next time. (shut up Yoda!!!) Not really. I won a Cheeseburger from Burger King. I am at one with the Jedi knowhatimean Verne?


LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3-1/2 inch floppy ..


... you just hoped nobody ever found out