Stray Pussy. (don't be scared. Just read it)

Ugg Boot

"One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door.

She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.

We felt sorry for her, and put her in the carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her pussy cat.

The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband, the complainer, said "Ok, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and the Vet don't see eye to eye sometimes. He calls the hubby El Cheap-O and my hubby calls him El-Take-O.

The next day hubby has an appointment with his doctor whose office is located next door to the Vet.

The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

The door opened and in popped the Vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pussy is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, i think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.