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I wanted to start today with a picture of a hot, sexy, sweet body. She looks good too. (Thanks Penny for the pic) I've lost my voice. It sucks. I'm gonna try to find it again. Did you know that breast implants are becoming more and more popular with a surprising group of Shanghai citizens -- men.
Speaking of breasts... France is well positioned as the world's sexiest state, according to a global survey of lovemaking. Meow!!! Women are crazy. Here's why I say that. A 60-year-old woman jumped on the back of a crocodile as it dragged a man from his tent in northern Australia, but was then attacked by the crocodile, which dragged her towards the ocean until it was shot dead. Wow. Emergency service workers had their stomachs turned when they cleaned up a smelly mess of spilled pig innards that blocked a busy Arkansas intersection for several hours. An Albanian town had to call in police and hunters after a pack of 200 stray mountain dogs attacked at least nine people. A Nevada man who recently emerged from a two-month coma was arrested after regaining consciousness and is now recovering in a county jail medical facility. The Piccadilly restaurant chain has recalled a brand of turnip greens sold at some of its 132 restaurants after a customer at a Georgia outlet bit into greens containing rat body parts. Mmmmm Piccadilly. Have you tried rat? Don't knock it until you've tried it.



Leash girl gives birth. Lynndie England, the soldier seen in some of the most notorious photos with naked Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison, is a new mother. Police and federal agents found remains of two people believed to be former Mafia captains after expanding excavation work at a Queens lot reportedly used by a New York crime family. You know, wrestling is dangerous. A professional wrestler accused of stabbing his opponent 14 times with a prop during a match has been arrested on a charge of aggravated battery. Youch!!! A man shot to death by police outside Qwest Field in the wee hours before the St. Louis Rams-Seattle Seahawks game has been identified by his family as a California lottery winner.



Michael Jackson is stepping up his public whimpering over that new Eminem video that portrays the Gloved One as a child molester. Well, if the glove fits....

Elton John tells Madonna he's sorry. He had erupted over her nomination for best live act at a London awards ceremony earlier this month, saying: "F*** off ! Since when has lipsyncing been live?"





And now for the idiots: The school board has voted to ban a photo of a student from the senior section of his high school yearbook because he is posed with a shotgun. Who is the idiot here? The school board. I could understand if they guy was wearing a "Guns don't kill people, I do" shirt. A teen-age Civil War buff has been suspended from school and faces serious charges after his replica musket was found in his car trunk at school in the Orange County community of Pine Bush. He had been at a Civil War re-enactment. Who is the idiot here? Well, legally he should have had someone take his musket home from him. It might be fine for Christina Aguilera or plumbers, but not for school children -- jeans that reveal the buttocks have been banned by an Italian headmaster. Well, I think people that "Bust a sag" are idiots. The style of loose baggy pants originated with thieves so they could fit stuff in their pants and go unnoticed. A Louisiana Representative tried to ban that in Louisiana. I think that guy cleans restrooms now. A group of California women aged from 51 to 84 posed for a racy calendar to raise money for their local firehouse, but the town turned down the cash as too hot to handle. The women raised $30,000 to help fix up Carmel-by-the-Sea's firehouse because the upscale town was short of funds. Don't forget! The towns mayor gave his complete approval. Seven Die in 'Internet Suicide' Pact. Seven less idiots in the world. Thanks for freeing up oxygen for the rest of us. Losers. This is proof of Darwin's Theory.

And now for some strange photos:


A Bangladeshi Biman aircraft lies at an angle after it skidded off a rain-soaked runway. The plane, carrying 87 people including five crew, hit a large puddle of water before veering off the runway injuring several people.


A new twist on the idea of concealable weapons, the credit card-sized shotgun, is shown at Koscielski's Guns and Ammo, the only gun shop in Minneapolis. It's a two-shot weapon machined from a block of metal the height and width of a standard credit card, and about a half-inch thick. Each barrel fires seven standard steel BBs. It will retail for $100. Mark Koscielski, owner of Koscielski's Guns and Ammo, and Patrick Teel, who makes the guns in suburban Blaine, gave The Associated Press a preview Tuesday night ahead of a news conference scheduled for Wednesday. They said the guns are meant to be used only for close-range self-defense and wouldn't be effective as offensive weapons.



Tim Thibodeaux is perched precariously atop" Big Tex" as he prepares the 52-foot-tall talking cowboy figure for the opening of the State Fair of Texas. Big Tex made his debut in 1952 and began greeting fairgoers in 1953. That gives a new meaning to the expression "Bite My Ass".



Images of President Bush, top, and Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, make up a corn maze. The maze will be open to the public on Sept. 24. The labyrinth is eight acres in size and has more than three miles of twists and turns.


An eight-story office building which was leaning precariously for days in one of Manila's busy commercial districts, collapses hours after occupants fled in panic following creaking sounds and bursting water pipes. No injuries were reported but the incident damaged another building across the street.



Natasha, a 5-year-old black macaque walks at the Safari Park near Tel Aviv. The young monkey began recently walking exclusively on her hind legs after a stomach ailment nearly killed her, zookeepers said.


Police on motorscooters attempt to pull over an ostrich who escaped from a children's petting zoo. The ostrich eluded capture.