It's Friday. Yippy Skippy. (did i just say yippy skippy?)

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Man Burned Alive for Stealing Gas Cannister. Speaking of gas. Oh, excuse me.

Company Sued for Not Paying Bathroom Attendants.



A 72-year-old Malaysian man has married this week for the 53rd time and insists he is no playboy despite some marriages lasting just days. He's a player.

A psychiatrist who police say smeared excrement on dollar bills used to pay a parking ticket has been charged with harassment of a public official. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Livermore, a California city that prides itself as a centre of advanced science, is spending thousands of dollars to correct many misspelled names on a city library mosaic, including that of Albert Einstein.

A 23-year-old delivery worker who dreams of becoming an NBA basketball player has sued two beauty centers after their treatments failed to make him taller. He should have spent that money on a clinic to make him smarter. Idiot.

A drunk driver was arrested Friday morning after he stole his own car — from the police — and ran it into a ditch. He stole his own car?



A T-shirt maker is cashing in on Martha Stewart's woes, just in time for the domestic diva's incarceration at a prison nicknamed Camp Cupcake.

A Brazilian rancher accused of ordering the killing of four government agents inspecting claims of slavery has been released from jail after being elected mayor of his home town. and I thought American politics was crooked.

"I will bury you. I will make your radio stations worthless."
-- radio host HOWARD STERN, railing at Clear Channel Communications, the nation's largest radio station owner, in announcing plans to jump to satellite radio.

Hong Kong's main pro-Beijing party has demanded newly elected lawmaker and radical activist "Longhair" explain showing his middle finger in the legislature house just hours after he was sworn into office this week. What is there to explain?

In July 2003, Amanda Young said goodbye to her father as he left for Iraq to work for a contractor and help the family out of debt. Now Charles Craig Young is heading home, since the family won $100,000 Wednesday night playing Powerball. Good for them. They deserve to win.

It was a clear-cut error: A state worker mowed down 28,000 young trees that had been planted as part of a $33,000 highway beautification project. I bet his boss was a little upset.

The family of Gordie Bailey, a CU student who died of alcohol poisoning, is considering legal action. Seems his Frat brothers scrawled slurs on the dying pledge. What are they sueing for? For their kid being a dumbass? If you get drunk and pass out at a frat party, what do you think they're gonna do? Let you sleep it off? Idiots. You should have taught your son better. I bet I get a hateful email from this one. Bring it on.

Sen. Vince Fumo issued an open apology yesterday to the gay community for his use of the word "faggot" in a name-calling tirade on the state Senate floor late Wednesday.