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Exxon Mobil Corp. had a quarter for the record books. The world's largest publicly traded oil company said Thursday high oil and natural-gas prices helped its third-quarter profit surge almost 75 percent to $9.92 billion, the largest quarterly profit for a U.S. company ever, and it was the first to ring up more than $100 billion in quarterly sales. Now that's interesting. While everyone in the U.S. is going broke, some losing jobs, and some going out of business because the cost of fuel has exploded......and these cocksuckers make a record profit??????? I look forward to the day when oil doesn't rule the world and the exxon dicks have to work like the rest of us. I've just learned who not to buy gas from. DIE EXXON!!!
Oil giant Royal Dutch Shell reported a 68-percent surge in third-quarter net profit, owing to record energy prices and asset disposals, but the recent US hurricanes forced it to cut production estimates. Now that's interesting. Does anyone see a pattern here? Oil shortage my ass. Where's my solar car? My bicycle looks better and better each day.
Mars is ready for another close-up. For the second time in nearly 60,000 years, the Red Planet will swing unusually close to Earth this weekend, appearing as a yellow twinkle in the night sky. Now that's interesting. You might wanna take a look at this. You'll be really old the next time and probably won't enjoy it as much.
King Tutankhamen was a red wine drinker, according to a researcher who analyzed traces of the vintage found in his tomb. What comes to mind when you read this? "Red, red wine.... stay close to me e e e, don't let me...." You get the point. Now that's interesting.
A woman who took an unpaid leave of absence from work to see her husband off to war with an Indiana National Guard unit has been fired after failing to show up for her part-time receptionist job the day following his departure. I bet she worked for those Exxon bastards.
The city of Rome has banned goldfish bowls, which animal rights activists say are cruel, and has made regular dog-walks mandatory in the Italian capital. Now that's interesting. I can see it now. A guy with a trench coat on a street corner. He calls you over and opens his coat. "goldfish man, goldfish".
Amid record-high earnings from oil companies, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist on Thursday ordered a Senate hearing with testimony from major oil company executives on why energy prices are high. Now that's interesting. Here we will find out Mr. Frists pay off price. Hopefully he will be strong.
Do you have memories of being abducted by aliens and whisked away in a spaceship? If so, you should read this. If you don't have these memories, you shouldn't sleep another wink until you read this.
Friends and classmates mourned the death of an Illinois State University senior as authorities continued investigating how the missing woman's body ended up in a burned-out chicken coop in Mississippi. Now that's interesting. I'd check with Exxon. You know how those people are.
The apparent suicide of a woman found hanging from a tree went unreported for hours because passers-by thought the body was a Halloween decoration. Wow, that looks almost real.
Danny DeVito has a $26 check waiting for him from Allstate Insurance. Reese Witherspoon is owed nearly $100 by Tiffany Co. And California first lady Maria Shriver has more than $300 waiting for her in the state's unclaimed property vault, according to the state controller's Web site. Now that's....not interesting at all. Moving on.
The bodyguard who once protected tiger tamer Roy Horn of the Siegfried & Roy magic duo claims that Siegfried Fischbacher is a "tyrant" who overmedicates and humiliates the ailing Horn, who is still recovering from a tiger-mauling incident. Oh c'mon Siegfried. Be a man. Oh yeah, nevermind.
A recovering crystal meth addict in Canada is suing the dealer who allegedly sold her a near-fatal dose, claiming he did so fully aware that it was likely to harm her. Isn't it great to live in America, where everyone is free to be stupid.
Janet Jackson has been exposed — and this time, Justin Timberlake is nowhere to be seen. A video clip showing Jackson sunbathing naked has been circulating on the Internet and was still playing on some Web sites Thursday.
Oil giant Royal Dutch Shell reported a 68-percent surge in third-quarter net profit, owing to record energy prices and asset disposals, but the recent US hurricanes forced it to cut production estimates. Now that's interesting. Does anyone see a pattern here? Oil shortage my ass. Where's my solar car? My bicycle looks better and better each day.
Mars is ready for another close-up. For the second time in nearly 60,000 years, the Red Planet will swing unusually close to Earth this weekend, appearing as a yellow twinkle in the night sky. Now that's interesting. You might wanna take a look at this. You'll be really old the next time and probably won't enjoy it as much.
King Tutankhamen was a red wine drinker, according to a researcher who analyzed traces of the vintage found in his tomb. What comes to mind when you read this? "Red, red wine.... stay close to me e e e, don't let me...." You get the point. Now that's interesting.
A woman who took an unpaid leave of absence from work to see her husband off to war with an Indiana National Guard unit has been fired after failing to show up for her part-time receptionist job the day following his departure. I bet she worked for those Exxon bastards.
The city of Rome has banned goldfish bowls, which animal rights activists say are cruel, and has made regular dog-walks mandatory in the Italian capital. Now that's interesting. I can see it now. A guy with a trench coat on a street corner. He calls you over and opens his coat. "goldfish man, goldfish".
Amid record-high earnings from oil companies, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist on Thursday ordered a Senate hearing with testimony from major oil company executives on why energy prices are high. Now that's interesting. Here we will find out Mr. Frists pay off price. Hopefully he will be strong.
Do you have memories of being abducted by aliens and whisked away in a spaceship? If so, you should read this. If you don't have these memories, you shouldn't sleep another wink until you read this.
Friends and classmates mourned the death of an Illinois State University senior as authorities continued investigating how the missing woman's body ended up in a burned-out chicken coop in Mississippi. Now that's interesting. I'd check with Exxon. You know how those people are.
The apparent suicide of a woman found hanging from a tree went unreported for hours because passers-by thought the body was a Halloween decoration. Wow, that looks almost real.
Danny DeVito has a $26 check waiting for him from Allstate Insurance. Reese Witherspoon is owed nearly $100 by Tiffany Co. And California first lady Maria Shriver has more than $300 waiting for her in the state's unclaimed property vault, according to the state controller's Web site. Now that's....not interesting at all. Moving on.
The bodyguard who once protected tiger tamer Roy Horn of the Siegfried & Roy magic duo claims that Siegfried Fischbacher is a "tyrant" who overmedicates and humiliates the ailing Horn, who is still recovering from a tiger-mauling incident. Oh c'mon Siegfried. Be a man. Oh yeah, nevermind.
A recovering crystal meth addict in Canada is suing the dealer who allegedly sold her a near-fatal dose, claiming he did so fully aware that it was likely to harm her. Isn't it great to live in America, where everyone is free to be stupid.
Janet Jackson has been exposed — and this time, Justin Timberlake is nowhere to be seen. A video clip showing Jackson sunbathing naked has been circulating on the Internet and was still playing on some Web sites Thursday.
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