Happy Birthday John
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Happy Birthday! For a John Lennon crossword puzzle, click here. "It's your birthday, gonna have a good time"
"Can I get a HELL YEAH!!!"
I know it's not actually Halloween yet but I'm in the mood. Halloween is the most fun time of year. One word. Haunted Houses. Turns out, I don't remember how to count. I love haunted houses. I just learned of another one in just south of here. It will be fun. Did you see these headlines?
An Australian man who works for a company that makes road signs warning motorists of kangaroos has been involved in a motorbike accident -- with a kangaroo. Doh.
A New Orleans storm victim shelled out $4.25 in quarters and won a $1.6 million jackpot at a Louisiana casino where she had stopped to play the slot machines on her way to shop at a Wal-Mart discount store.
Gregg Miller mortgaged his home and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention — prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs. Just what the world needs. And just in time too. You saved us mr. Miller.
A Syracuse-area man has been accused of sending an imposter to take a court-ordered paternity test. "She's just a girl that claims that I am the one, but the kid is not my son". Who sang it?
LONDON - The National Trust launched a campaign on Thursday to find the country's ugliest vegetable. Next week they'll try to count all of the yield signs in town. This is exciting stuff.
The First Assembly of God Church has a Fear Factor ministry that lets youths swallow live goldfish in order to teach them about fear. Looks like someone needs to re-read their Bible. Idiots.
Santa Clause gets a code of conduct. Looks like Santa's not gonna be bad this year. I always wondered why Santa kept a candy cane in his pocket. And why he always said Ho Ho Ho.
An Australian man who works for a company that makes road signs warning motorists of kangaroos has been involved in a motorbike accident -- with a kangaroo. Doh.
A New Orleans storm victim shelled out $4.25 in quarters and won a $1.6 million jackpot at a Louisiana casino where she had stopped to play the slot machines on her way to shop at a Wal-Mart discount store.
Gregg Miller mortgaged his home and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention — prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs. Just what the world needs. And just in time too. You saved us mr. Miller.
A Syracuse-area man has been accused of sending an imposter to take a court-ordered paternity test. "She's just a girl that claims that I am the one, but the kid is not my son". Who sang it?
LONDON - The National Trust launched a campaign on Thursday to find the country's ugliest vegetable. Next week they'll try to count all of the yield signs in town. This is exciting stuff.
The First Assembly of God Church has a Fear Factor ministry that lets youths swallow live goldfish in order to teach them about fear. Looks like someone needs to re-read their Bible. Idiots.
Santa Clause gets a code of conduct. Looks like Santa's not gonna be bad this year. I always wondered why Santa kept a candy cane in his pocket. And why he always said Ho Ho Ho.
posted by Crazy B @ 7:59 AM
5 Comments:
i believe that was mr. m. j. child molester
Jane Q Doe, you are correct. Now get up and dance a jig.
Stop advertising on my site losers.
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And yet these losers don't get the point. Do you honestly think I'm gonna leave your advertisement on my blog? You have serious problems. Seek counseling while their is still hope.
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