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Dumb ebay auction titled "I Sweat Michael Jordan Silhouette on my XXL Nike Shirt". You can buy it now for$2,345.00.
In Katrina's wake, a tattoo boom in New Orleans??? Thank you fema.
A group of four flawed, early U.S. airmail stamps, originally priced at 24 cents each, sold at auction for $2.97 million.
The U.S. House of Representatives on Wednesday easily passed the so-called "cheeseburger bill" that would block lawsuits blaming the food industry for making people fat. Take responsibility for your own actions. Here's what you do. When you order your food, look at it and think how much of it you usually eat. Let me give you an example. If your lunch consists of a greasy burger, fries, and a coke, cut your burger in half. One half of your burger is contaminated with west nile virus. Pour your fries out on your tray. Take half of them and throw them on the floor. No one wants to eat food off of a floor. When you get to the self serve soda fountain, only pour half. A full glass weighs almost twice as much as a half full glass. You have to take the weight of the cup into accout. Here's another thing. Don't send your kids to fetch you things. Get off of your lazy ass and get it yourself. This is known as the Dison diet. It will work for you or your money back.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb in a British church? Thanks to the European Union's "Working at Heights Directive" the answer is four -- over three days at a cost of more than 1,300 pounds ($2,299.70).
An Orange County sheriff's reserve deputy was ordered to trial for allegedly pulling a gun on two slow-playing golfers and threatening them at Los Serranos Golf & Country Club.
In Katrina's wake, a tattoo boom in New Orleans??? Thank you fema.
A group of four flawed, early U.S. airmail stamps, originally priced at 24 cents each, sold at auction for $2.97 million.
The U.S. House of Representatives on Wednesday easily passed the so-called "cheeseburger bill" that would block lawsuits blaming the food industry for making people fat. Take responsibility for your own actions. Here's what you do. When you order your food, look at it and think how much of it you usually eat. Let me give you an example. If your lunch consists of a greasy burger, fries, and a coke, cut your burger in half. One half of your burger is contaminated with west nile virus. Pour your fries out on your tray. Take half of them and throw them on the floor. No one wants to eat food off of a floor. When you get to the self serve soda fountain, only pour half. A full glass weighs almost twice as much as a half full glass. You have to take the weight of the cup into accout. Here's another thing. Don't send your kids to fetch you things. Get off of your lazy ass and get it yourself. This is known as the Dison diet. It will work for you or your money back.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb in a British church? Thanks to the European Union's "Working at Heights Directive" the answer is four -- over three days at a cost of more than 1,300 pounds ($2,299.70).
An Orange County sheriff's reserve deputy was ordered to trial for allegedly pulling a gun on two slow-playing golfers and threatening them at Los Serranos Golf & Country Club.
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