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Friday, July 15, 2005

Oh My Goodness

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Usher Raymond, the 26-year-old R&B star, dropped by for the first day of Camp New Look, an Atlanta program he recently started for minority youth in his home city. 150 campers aged 8 to 18 hole up at Clark Atlanta University for two weeks, honoring their specialties — either singing, dancing, or basketball — and learning about the respective industries. Did you notice that it's for minority youth? That's okay usher (notice I didn't capitalize his name), white people don't like singing, dancing, and basketball. We like to spend our summer putting down minority groups in our white power gangs. Now, take away all of that money that honkys have spent on his records. How rich are you now? Dumbass!!!!

In a bid to attract black female moviegoers, Lions Gate Films has signed a multipicture deal with rapper/actor LL Cool J, whose first project will be an urban version of "Fatal Attraction." I thought us honkys were racial.
Two high-profile U.S. senators, Joseph Lieberman and Hillary Clinton, are incensed over pornographic content "hidden" in the popular video game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas," and are demanding action from either the government or the game's maker. Here's a thought, Get Laid, Get Over It, better yet, lay each other.

Motor City's Kid Rock has a new home in the Music City. The Detroit rock-rapper, whose real name is Bob Ritchie, bought a three-story condo in Nashville's upscale West End area for more than $800,000, real estate records show. When asked "Why Nashville?" Kid Rock replied "Because I wanna be a cowboy baby".

Transformers, the long-planned, live-action movie based on the robot-morphing cartoon, comic and toy franchise, will roll into theaters July 4, 2007, DreamWorks and Paramount Pictures announced Wednesday.

A woman has been arrested on child neglect charges after giving birth while drunk, police said. Melissa Irene Tanner, 37, is accused of having a blood alcohol content close to three times the legal limit when she gave birth to a baby girl on June 30. It was the first time she woke up and wondered what came out of her vagina rather than what went in.

A tourist from Connecticut reported he was mugged twice within five minutes while walking Alii Drive. That's just one of those days when you know it would've been better to stay in bed. Maybe with the woman in the story above. hahahaha.

...and the Pope disapproves of Harry Potter books. That settles it. If the pope doesn't approve, I don't approve either. Yeah, right. You have a brain so make your own decision based on your own opinions, not the popes.

Thin Sandar, a chicken seller in Myanmar, had always dreamed of being a man. When she inexplicably grew a penis last month, the 21-year-old treated it as an awe-inspiring omen -- as have the thousands of stunned villagers who have traveled to a pagoda to see him. Do they get to look at this mysterious penis? I wonder what that baby would bring on ebay....

2 Comments:

At 2:30 PM, Blogger Jane Q Doe said...

now i'm all for the hating of the pornographic materials, but doesnt grand theft auto have a mature rating on it based on content??

 
At 9:17 AM, Blogger Crazy B said...

Oh. So you don't just stumble upon it. You have to download a patch. Well, this is an outrage. Bullshit. If I go to all the trouble to download this patch, I'd just download porn. It's quicker and better quality, and for the most part, real.

 

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