Man, That's Nuts!!!
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A Chinese man jailed and badly beaten for his wife's murder has been freed after she turned up not only alive but with another husband. Now it's time for her beating.
One in five U.S. teenagers say they have engaged in oral sex, an activity that some adolescents view as not sex at all and certainly less risky than intercourse but not nearly as fun.
A high school teacher faces an assault charge after police say she walked into a middle-school classroom, grabbed that teacher's hair, yanked her out of her chair, and dragged her across the room while punching her in the face and kicking her. Baines was angry because Oliver told her daughter to quit loitering by lockers and go to class. The incident happened after Oliver talked to Baines' daughter and several other students about going to class. Students are not allowed to be at their lockers during class time. I'm telling you, violence in schools is getting bad. I bet she saw that on tv and said, I should do that to someone. How about, the 7th grade teacher. I didn't like my 7th grade teacher when I was in school. And I don't like the number 7 anyway. I mean, it's odd. It's mixed in there with 6 and 8. What's up with that? 7th grade teacher it is. Here's an idea? Teach your bratty ass child the little thing that the rest of us know as rules. I just have one question. If she's here? Who's running hell?
A woman who said she was being chased by someone and needed to get into the Snohomish County Jail got her wish after ramming a pair of doors at the lockup with her sport utility vehicle. Women are nuts!!!!
A suspected T-shirt shoplifter who was handcuffed in the back of a deputy's vehicle managed to drive off in the SUV, leading deputies on a high-speed chase. Graves removed the Plexiglas barrier between the front and back seats? Oh, you can come up with a more believable story than that. A handcuffed man removed an installed plexiglas barrier? If Houdini here is so talented, why isn't he doing stunts and getting the big bucks? I bet he learned to shoplift from tv, or, or, video games. Yeah. That's where he got the idea. Let's sue the video game industry. You know, because Houdini here didn't make this decision on his own. Let me explain something. You can pass laws and take away all of the violence, guns, sex, and anything of interest from tv, movies, and video games and you will take away all of the crime, unexpected pregnancies, and teenage pranks. and that's what's known as bullshit.
A man who now mentors teens in an anti-truancy program says that he was fondled by Michael Jackson in three separate tickling incidents while they watched cartoons. I wonder how much money he wants?
Sam Andrew will soon embark on what mildly might be called a challenging task: to replace his rock band's long-dead singer -- Janis Joplin). The 21st century auditions to replace a 1960s icon will become a television reality show called "Search for the Pearl," a reference to Joplin's nickname. Oh no. Yep, I'm a Janis Joplin freak. Janis' Biography. Janis' photo gallery.
Neil Young was treated for a brain aneurysm Tuesday in New York. Young was released Monday from New York's Weill Cornell Medical Center, and he is expected to make a full recovery. Doctors who performed surgeries on the "Heart of Gold" singer are optimistic he'll be back to normal soon. I think we that know Mr. Youngs music will agree that he is anything but normal, which is why we like him so much. See you soon Neil.
Britney Spears says she's fed up with celebrity magazines speculating whether or not she's pregnant. The pop star posted an open letter to what she calls "False Tabloids" on her website yesterday, saying, "Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Starand other desperate magazines, want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you'd prefer the latter." She's not pregnant, she's just getting fat. Blahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
A videotape of James Earl Ray's autopsy is up for sale, the brother of Martin Luther King Jr.'s confessed killer said Monday. Why?
The wife of a deputy prison warden who was located this week, 10 years ago after she vanished along with a convicted killer, says the man held her against her will the whole time. A tip generated by the TV show "America's Most Wanted" led law enforcement to a mobile home in Campti, Texas, where escaped convict Randolph Dial was arrested Monday, said Salvador Hernandez, special agent in charge of the FBI in Oklahoma. The assistant warden's wife, Bobbi Parker, was found a short time later working at a chicken ranch elsewhere in the county, agents said. They were living together in the same trailer. She stayed with Dial all this time out of fear for her family, Hernandez said. I say Bullshit!!! Easy as 1 2 3. Call police.
Peter Jennings, the chief ABC News anchorman for more than 20 years, has been diagnosed with lung cancer and will begin outpatient treatment next week. That just sucks.
One in five U.S. teenagers say they have engaged in oral sex, an activity that some adolescents view as not sex at all and certainly less risky than intercourse but not nearly as fun.
A high school teacher faces an assault charge after police say she walked into a middle-school classroom, grabbed that teacher's hair, yanked her out of her chair, and dragged her across the room while punching her in the face and kicking her. Baines was angry because Oliver told her daughter to quit loitering by lockers and go to class. The incident happened after Oliver talked to Baines' daughter and several other students about going to class. Students are not allowed to be at their lockers during class time. I'm telling you, violence in schools is getting bad. I bet she saw that on tv and said, I should do that to someone. How about, the 7th grade teacher. I didn't like my 7th grade teacher when I was in school. And I don't like the number 7 anyway. I mean, it's odd. It's mixed in there with 6 and 8. What's up with that? 7th grade teacher it is. Here's an idea? Teach your bratty ass child the little thing that the rest of us know as rules. I just have one question. If she's here? Who's running hell?
A woman who said she was being chased by someone and needed to get into the Snohomish County Jail got her wish after ramming a pair of doors at the lockup with her sport utility vehicle. Women are nuts!!!!
A suspected T-shirt shoplifter who was handcuffed in the back of a deputy's vehicle managed to drive off in the SUV, leading deputies on a high-speed chase. Graves removed the Plexiglas barrier between the front and back seats? Oh, you can come up with a more believable story than that. A handcuffed man removed an installed plexiglas barrier? If Houdini here is so talented, why isn't he doing stunts and getting the big bucks? I bet he learned to shoplift from tv, or, or, video games. Yeah. That's where he got the idea. Let's sue the video game industry. You know, because Houdini here didn't make this decision on his own. Let me explain something. You can pass laws and take away all of the violence, guns, sex, and anything of interest from tv, movies, and video games and you will take away all of the crime, unexpected pregnancies, and teenage pranks. and that's what's known as bullshit.
A man who now mentors teens in an anti-truancy program says that he was fondled by Michael Jackson in three separate tickling incidents while they watched cartoons. I wonder how much money he wants?
Sam Andrew will soon embark on what mildly might be called a challenging task: to replace his rock band's long-dead singer -- Janis Joplin). The 21st century auditions to replace a 1960s icon will become a television reality show called "Search for the Pearl," a reference to Joplin's nickname. Oh no. Yep, I'm a Janis Joplin freak. Janis' Biography. Janis' photo gallery.
Neil Young was treated for a brain aneurysm Tuesday in New York. Young was released Monday from New York's Weill Cornell Medical Center, and he is expected to make a full recovery. Doctors who performed surgeries on the "Heart of Gold" singer are optimistic he'll be back to normal soon. I think we that know Mr. Youngs music will agree that he is anything but normal, which is why we like him so much. See you soon Neil.
Britney Spears says she's fed up with celebrity magazines speculating whether or not she's pregnant. The pop star posted an open letter to what she calls "False Tabloids" on her website yesterday, saying, "Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Starand other desperate magazines, want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you'd prefer the latter." She's not pregnant, she's just getting fat. Blahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
A videotape of James Earl Ray's autopsy is up for sale, the brother of Martin Luther King Jr.'s confessed killer said Monday. Why?
The wife of a deputy prison warden who was located this week, 10 years ago after she vanished along with a convicted killer, says the man held her against her will the whole time. A tip generated by the TV show "America's Most Wanted" led law enforcement to a mobile home in Campti, Texas, where escaped convict Randolph Dial was arrested Monday, said Salvador Hernandez, special agent in charge of the FBI in Oklahoma. The assistant warden's wife, Bobbi Parker, was found a short time later working at a chicken ranch elsewhere in the county, agents said. They were living together in the same trailer. She stayed with Dial all this time out of fear for her family, Hernandez said. I say Bullshit!!! Easy as 1 2 3. Call police.
Peter Jennings, the chief ABC News anchorman for more than 20 years, has been diagnosed with lung cancer and will begin outpatient treatment next week. That just sucks.
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