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Police were on the search on Friday for a thief who made off with three "male appendages" from a Vancouver-area sex-toy store and may now be looking for batteries. This is the best I could come up with?
A Romanian tabloid said on Monday it had fired a reporter for making up a story about a couple who named their son Yahoo as a sign of gratitude for meeting over the Internet. Obviously they've never heard of the Enquirer or the News Star.
A Frenchman lost in a labyrinth of disused mushroom caves said he had survived 35 days by eating rotten wood and clay, after being rescued only thanks to a teachers' strike. Wow. I wonder if David Bowie ever showed up in the Labyrinth?
French customs officers have seized a set of Christmas Santa Claus decorations made of cocaine. Good Santa!!
A British man who sent hoax e-mails to relatives of people missing since the Asian tsunami, saying their loved ones had been confirmed dead, was sentenced Monday to six months in prison. As he should've been.
San Francisco may become the first city in the nation to charge shoppers for grocery bags. Those bastards.
State Sen. John Ford testified in a juvenile court hearing that he keeps two homes, living with two different women whose children he fathered. Who's da man? Senator Pimp in da house.
A Las Vegas law prohibiting strippers from fondling customers during lap dances is unconstitutionally vague, a judge ruled. District Court Judge Sally Loehrer affirmed a lower court ruling that as many as five misdemeanor criminal cases filed against Las Vegas strippers should be dismissed. Strippers - 5, Lawyers - 0. Rock on!
A Romanian tabloid said on Monday it had fired a reporter for making up a story about a couple who named their son Yahoo as a sign of gratitude for meeting over the Internet. Obviously they've never heard of the Enquirer or the News Star.
A Frenchman lost in a labyrinth of disused mushroom caves said he had survived 35 days by eating rotten wood and clay, after being rescued only thanks to a teachers' strike. Wow. I wonder if David Bowie ever showed up in the Labyrinth?
French customs officers have seized a set of Christmas Santa Claus decorations made of cocaine. Good Santa!!
A British man who sent hoax e-mails to relatives of people missing since the Asian tsunami, saying their loved ones had been confirmed dead, was sentenced Monday to six months in prison. As he should've been.
San Francisco may become the first city in the nation to charge shoppers for grocery bags. Those bastards.
State Sen. John Ford testified in a juvenile court hearing that he keeps two homes, living with two different women whose children he fathered. Who's da man? Senator Pimp in da house.
A Las Vegas law prohibiting strippers from fondling customers during lap dances is unconstitutionally vague, a judge ruled. District Court Judge Sally Loehrer affirmed a lower court ruling that as many as five misdemeanor criminal cases filed against Las Vegas strippers should be dismissed. Strippers - 5, Lawyers - 0. Rock on!
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