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This is just one of the many reasons why I love to work on houses. Oh yeah!
A Czech man is being taken to court after he hid in a restaurant washroom until the employees had left and then hooked up beer kegs directly to his mouth. Has Homer Simpson crossed over from animation to live action?
An Italian restaurant that sold a pizza with a human tooth baked into the crust has been fined nearly $4,000 for a lack of hygiene. Oh, you ordered the toothless pizza.....
A former state judge, who allegedly used a sex toy called a penis pump in court, was charged with three felony counts of indecent exposure by Oklahoma authorities on Thursday.
The unidentified man who embarrassed police by sneaking past inauguration security four years ago to get a handshake from President Bush was arrested on Thursday before he had a chance to get another presidential grip. All he wanted was a hand shake. He probably had a Tommy Gun under his shirt.
The family of a girl paralyzed in a car crash caused by a drunken football fan won $105 million in damages from the concessionaire that sold him beer, and the girl's father said on Thursday the case should have far-reaching effects. They sued the concessoinaire? This makes no sense at all. They should only be able to sue the dumb driver that paid to get intoxicated. Did they sue the vendor that sold the concessioinaire the beer? or the shipper that brought the beer to the venue? or the maker of the beer? If you want to get rich in America, here's how to do it. Sue someone with deep pockets but a small enough reach as to not have to fight a panel of lawyers.
A student whose vacation plans were spoiled has sued to end summer homework in Wisconsin, claiming it creates an unfair workload and unnecessary stress. Oh my pussy hurts!!! Get your prioirities straight panty waste. Decide which is more important, education or vacation. Drop out you idiot.
A 50-year-old Reno man who was hospitalized after he castrated himself told police he learned of the procedure on the Internet and did so to lower his libido. The man, whose name was not released, called 911 at about 1:30 a.m. Monday and asked for help because he could not stop the bleeding from a self-castration operation. I'll say it again. The world is full of stupid people.
"You're not wearing pants in my church, you demon,". Must read!!!
A Czech man is being taken to court after he hid in a restaurant washroom until the employees had left and then hooked up beer kegs directly to his mouth. Has Homer Simpson crossed over from animation to live action?
An Italian restaurant that sold a pizza with a human tooth baked into the crust has been fined nearly $4,000 for a lack of hygiene. Oh, you ordered the toothless pizza.....
A former state judge, who allegedly used a sex toy called a penis pump in court, was charged with three felony counts of indecent exposure by Oklahoma authorities on Thursday.
The unidentified man who embarrassed police by sneaking past inauguration security four years ago to get a handshake from President Bush was arrested on Thursday before he had a chance to get another presidential grip. All he wanted was a hand shake. He probably had a Tommy Gun under his shirt.
The family of a girl paralyzed in a car crash caused by a drunken football fan won $105 million in damages from the concessionaire that sold him beer, and the girl's father said on Thursday the case should have far-reaching effects. They sued the concessoinaire? This makes no sense at all. They should only be able to sue the dumb driver that paid to get intoxicated. Did they sue the vendor that sold the concessioinaire the beer? or the shipper that brought the beer to the venue? or the maker of the beer? If you want to get rich in America, here's how to do it. Sue someone with deep pockets but a small enough reach as to not have to fight a panel of lawyers.
A student whose vacation plans were spoiled has sued to end summer homework in Wisconsin, claiming it creates an unfair workload and unnecessary stress. Oh my pussy hurts!!! Get your prioirities straight panty waste. Decide which is more important, education or vacation. Drop out you idiot.
A 50-year-old Reno man who was hospitalized after he castrated himself told police he learned of the procedure on the Internet and did so to lower his libido. The man, whose name was not released, called 911 at about 1:30 a.m. Monday and asked for help because he could not stop the bleeding from a self-castration operation. I'll say it again. The world is full of stupid people.
"You're not wearing pants in my church, you demon,". Must read!!!
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